🏡PLP's Bazaar of the Bizarre: A Study Hall for the Deviant and Delightful

PLP cannot help but think of everything as sexual. It is the way she is wired.
Yeah... I'm working with my therapist on this...


I am quite certain this is not the only place it’s appreciated 🤣

Will you be sharing highlights from the best of the pervy fun you had during your vacation from Lit?
Well I was mostly surviving a covid wave. I did kill one vibrator and bought two unsatisfactory ones before just buying the same one I had originally.
 
Yeah... I'm working with my therapist on this...

Well I was mostly surviving a covid wave. I did kill one vibrator and bought two unsatisfactory ones before just buying the same one I had originally.


Never said it was a bad thing. As long as you don't molest people or anything. It would probably also be a bad thing to masturbate on zoom calls and blurt out inappropriate comments aloud in front of bosses.
 
Yeah... I'm working with my therapist on this...



Well I was mostly surviving a covid wave. I did kill one vibrator and bought two unsatisfactory ones before just buying the same one I had originally.

Sorry to hear about the plague, but I’m excited to talk toys :)

I was living in another country when I had to quickly pack up and get back to the US as the lockdowns started. Sadly, all my toys in that condo were left behind and for a much longer time than I expected when I departed! I ordered quite a few different ones from home and most were so disappointing. Underwhelming sex toys are just the worst - Hallmark should really make a card for that. I finally did the same thing as you and just reordered my two favorites 🤣

Is there a thread somewhere about best and most underperforming sex toys? I think I’d get a lot more excited about February 14th if it was the vibrator holiday :heart:
 
Fantastic idea!!!
Now I want to start a campaign to make Valentines day a vibrator holiday instead of chocolates and cards :D

Oh, please do! I am more than ready to contribute.

Can we make it the vibrator AND chocolate holiday? I’m all for ditching the cheesy cards and forced sentiment, but chocolate is one of the enduring loves of my life 😍
 
Only if we do away with the crummy boxed chocolates that dominate the stores this time of year and stick with the legit good crafted chocolate! But I’m willing to negotiate chocolate into the deal

Deal! I've always loved stocking up on the discount chocolate and flowers the day after.
 
Only if we do away with the crummy boxed chocolates that dominate the stores this time of year and stick with the legit good crafted chocolate! But I’m willing to negotiate chocolate into the deal

Deal! Vibrator and LUXURY chocolate day. I’d love recommendations for the best chocolate as well as the best vibrators :)
 
I'm assuming you've seen this shirt before, but just in case...

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