3 things

[PlayfulLilDarlin]

1. I have done professional voice work.
2. I am a strawberry blond.
3. I've grown my hair out over the past 2 years so now I have to be careful not to sit on it.

 

[SirConradPeckereye]

1. I've been on tv
2. I can't grow my hair out anymore, it drives me crazy
3. I find it hard to relate with people outside of the military anymore

 

[SirConradPeckereye]

1. Bambi is copyright infringement
2. Prove it!!
3. Pecker is not a bad word!

 

[SirConradPeckereye]

1. I'm gonna laugh when you get sued by a stripper
2. Coincidently I think my name is genius and you're just jealous
3. I did and you still haven't cussed yet!!

 

[SirConradPeckereye]

1. wanker
2. bâtard
3. panchote

1. You wanna be the pot or the kettle?
2. Huh? Wtf is this!?
3. Stop making up words and pretending they are cuss words!

 

[SirConradPeckereye]

1. wanker - English curse word for men who... you know; French for bastard; Urdu for "sister/mother f'er"
2. Not only can I cuss, I can cuss you in more languages than you can cuss me.
3. I love learning new cuss words in different languages

1. I know... you do that to!!
2. Batard is a kind of bread....
3. Gay kocken offen yom

 

[SirConradPeckereye]

1. Not as often as I used to
2. Mmmmm, I love bread
3. Um, no I will NOT go poop in the ocean, that's just gross

1. You're nose just grew!
2. So see isn't a cuss word!!!
3. At least I actually used something real you could translate

 

[TheRealFlash]

I am an animal lover.
I have been in the wine (and beer) industry for nearly 20 years.
I am a visual artist.

 

[SirConradPeckereye]

1. "your" nose is correct grammar
2. The French version of the word is!
3. You're not real... you're a figment of my imagination.

1. Ok grammer nazi!!
2. No it just talked about a kind of french bread!
3. You've got one hell of an imagination to conjure up something so awesome!

 

[n8Romantic]

1. Hate that I have to replace the $1,200 furnace control board and not just 5 cent relay. But dat be life!
2. Sounder or wireless speakers? Hmmm, both hav pros and cons.
3. Bambi2021 and SirConradPeckerEye should get a room.

 

[Chillygirl]

1. I randomly send PMs to say hi
2. I love coffee
3. I am struggling with the winter blahs

 

[bashfull]

1. wanker
2. bâtard
3. panchote

While we love the banter, it is taking the thread off topic.

 

[SirConradPeckereye]

1. #rude
2. https://www.google.com/search?q=Bâs...ome..69i57.6143j0j15&sourceid=chrome&ie=UTF-8
3. I am always amazed at the pride of some people. lol

1.#getoveritgrammernazi
2. Yea yea yea... you didnt need to add the thingy over the a you DORK!
3. Nnnooo this is still you, I'm your imagination remember!?

 

[Corbal]

-I’m trying to read 50 books this year, which is half of what I used to read before the internet.
-I’m both a dog person and a cat person.
-I will eat potatoes any time someone hands me one.

I just yanked this potato outta my ass.... want me to heat it up? LMFAO.


I'm left handed.
I have green eyes.
I'm over 6ft tall.

I'm like the rarest gem in the world.

 

[n8Romantic]

1. Sending a non-random "hi" PM.
2. Love coffee
3. My winter blahs will be partially over once the furnace is fixed.

 

[SirConradPeckereye]

1. Left handed
2. History nerd
3. Has one spoiled dog

 

[bashfull]

I just yanked this potato outta my ass.... want me to heat it up? LMFAO.


I'm left handed.
I have green eyes.
I'm over 6ft tall.

I'm like the rarest gem in the world.

Howdy darlin. Gotta ask what is the rarest gem?

1. I have built several successful businesses.
2. I love to travel
3. I like truffle cheese

 

[Corbal]

Howdy darlin. Gotta ask what is the rarest gem?

1. I have built several successful businesses.
2. I love to travel
3. I like truffle cheese

Corbalite. You’ll find it in the darkest of places, probably beneath a pile of ash and bone, and when you think you’ve got it just about dug it up, that bitch grows teeth sharp as razors and takes your fingers off. Lotsa fingerless dudes runnin around these parts.

Your ass?
Give it. Now.

I should have known!!! So suspect we are.

 

[Corbal]

You're being modest. You didn't mention your high sex drive and tiny vagina.

Leave my vaginaette out of this, sir!

 

[Corbal]

As well as her huge cock and tater growing rectum.

….tater growing rectum.

You win the internet. OMFG.

 

[SirConradPeckereye]

1. Gotta have a good catch phrase if selling rectum grown potatoes
2. Would eye color change the type of rectum tater grown?
3. I would also not take a potato from an asshat

 

[AveryElle]

1. I prefer city vacations to beaches/"relaxing" places
2. I can and do drink iced coffee all year long even though I live where it's cold in the winter
3. I am constantly worried that I'm not a good parent

 

[Chillygirl]

1. I laugh in the face of shanks
2. I have the biggest girl crush on Corbal
3. I love cinnamon flavored candies

 

[Shi_One81]

1. I have a local FWB
2. I’m catching the feels
3. I’m not very happy about it lol

 

[AveryElle]

1. I have a local FWB
2. I’m catching the feels
3. I’m not very happy about it lol

Oh that’s the worst!