Too many turduckens

Saint_Ann

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Did I miss the Madden thread? Not being a hugh football fan I always enjoyed John Madden's coverage. He had his own unique style backed up by an extremely educated knowledge of football. I wonder what his sex life was like. Oh well...doesn't much matter now. :)
 
It DOES matter.

It will ALWAYS matter.

JOHN MADDEN. Matters.


I know you're being glib but in some cases, you know... shut the fuck up.

He honestly died. So shut the fuck up.

Ya know?

This is the part where you shove the virgin merry too far up in there and apologize for your mistakes. Cuz John Madden wouldn't do that. He'd just say, "So here, you've got, a fuck up. And we don't win with that."

Beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep

Ya know?
 
It DOES matter.

It will ALWAYS matter.

JOHN MADDEN. Matters.


I know you're being glib but in some cases, you know... shut the fuck up.

He honestly died. So shut the fuck up.

Ya know?

This is the part where you shove the virgin merry too far up in there and apologize for your mistakes. Cuz John Madden wouldn't do that. He'd just say, "So here, you've got, a fuck up. And we don't win with that."

Beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep

Ya know?

Ann is a cancer faking tranny, just ignore him.
 
It DOES matter.

It will ALWAYS matter.

JOHN MADDEN. Matters.


I know you're being glib but in some cases, you know... shut the fuck up.

He honestly died. So shut the fuck up.

Ya know?

This is the part where you shove the virgin merry too far up in there and apologize for your mistakes. Cuz John Madden wouldn't do that. He'd just say, "So here, you've got, a fuck up. And we don't win with that."

Beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep

Ya know?

So who is writing the the unauthorised biography...the one with the hookers? :)
 
Huh? John Madden had hookers?

You know what we should do with all Dead People. And in particular, recently dead people who we can somehow feel a tiny good about? Lets fuck em up. Let's smash 'em.

Dead Person. Hey, you did this one time. Fuck you. You suck.

I mean, that's absolutely beneficial to everyone else still alive.

Right?

Shut the fuck up.

I like the way Madden said "boom". I also like that his shirt was never tucked in correctly. I like that he was continuously successful, despite the fact he looked like a hardly born pillow. I liked the way he knew me. And now he's dead.

It's not good for me that he's dead now.

And it's not good for you either.

Show some respect.
 
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