Whisper something DIRTY to the poster above you.

[Lonelywife1205]

Go on...

 

[Mutau]

Go on...

OMG! You really did that?

 

[Sweet_Lara]

OMG! You really did that?

My place or yours?

 

[Mutau]

My place or yours?

Wow. You really inspire me to reach greater heights!

 

[ArtisticControl]

Have you looked under the fridge lately?!?

 

[Lonelywife1205]

Have you looked under the fridge lately?!?

You must have stalked me if you dug up this old thread.

 

[tnman03]

Have you looked under the fridge lately?!?

OMG, what's that smell, did something just crawl up inside you and die???

 

[ArtisticControl]

You must have stalked me if you dug up this old thread.

You are right, I think it is stalks of celery under there.

 

[Lonelywife1205]

OMG, what's that smell, did something just crawl up inside you and die???

You are right, I think it is stalks of celery under there.

Ok you two, this is not the kind of DIRTY this thread was looking for.

 

[ArtisticControl]

Ok you two, this is not the kind of DIRTY this thread was looking for.

Why yes, it is a beautiful sight to see as you bend over to find the celery stalks under the fridge. Here let me help you find it, as I brush up against your backside. Why I think I just found another stalk!

 

[Taegul]

Why yes, it is a beautiful sight to see as you bend over to find the celery stalks under the fridge. Here let me help you find it, as I brush up against your backside. Why I think I just found another stalk!

I haven't showered in 9 weeks.

 

[Codeman93]

I haven't showered in 9 weeks.

Bro go shower

 

[Taegul]

Bro go shower

1 Tablespoon of soil has more organisms in it than there are people on earth

Source: https://www.audubon.org/news/10-incredible-facts-about-dirt

 

[lanceGibs]

Ok you two, this is not the kind of DIRTY this thread was looking for.

Come play with me

 

[AlexBailey]

Come play with me

Psst, Lance! When was the last time you cleaned your armor?

 

[Mrtenant]

Psst, Lance! When was the last time you cleaned your armor?

Psssst.....laundry, now

 

[Sinstories]

Psssst.....laundry, now

Pssst...dude, you don't want to know where I had that hat a minute ago.

 

[JayJams78]

Washing hands is for wimps.

 

[Taegul]

Washing hands is for wimps.

Psst. Hey, buddy. I once dropped a fork on the ground, picked it up and used it without cleaning it first. So, so dirty!

 

[Taegul]

Change the sheets.

Want some more chili?

 

[AZDryHeat]

Want some more chili?

Pssst. Your zipper is down.

 

[Taegul]

Pssst. Your zipper is down.

Psst. Why are you looking at my zipper?

 

[Jake069258]

Psst. Why are you looking at my zipper?

Dude, your car is the dirtiest one in the parking lot

 

[Lonelywife1205]

Dude, your car is the dirtiest one in the parking lot

Pssst….wash your butt

 

[Taegul]

Pssst. I haven't dusted in 39 years. Filthy.