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RobtheScorpio

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Searching for a Sultry Woman, age 40-70, Divorced/Widowed/Unhappily Married, for a long-term online exchange of erotic thoughts, mutual support, pics, and each other's needs. Me, retired Scorpio male, divorced, age 65+, many unmet needs. This is for real, geography unimportant
 
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I thought that this sounded just like me until I saw the “caring” part.

Sorry Rob.
 
Well, whoever you are Robbie, and whatever your motivation you've posted a personal's post in the playground. Whether it's misplaced or here by intent Your going to get dinged up a bit with some bantering. So hang on, the ride just might get a little bumpy.
 
Sorry all, returning to Lit after an absence of a few years, much more caustic environment than it was. Hostility noted, TNMAN03.
 
RobtheScorpio said:
Sorry all, returning to Lit after an absence of a few years, much more caustic environment than it was. Hostility noted, TNMAN03.
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Ha!!! Not even close, sympathetic amusement perhaps but no hostility. But stick around, there's enough of that around the place that it's sure to crop up somewhere along the way. :)
 
RobtheScorpio said:
Sorry all, returning to Lit after an absence of a few years, much more caustic environment than it was. Hostility noted, TNMAN03.
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Rob. I’m just playing with ya.

Welcome. Pull up a chair and join in the fun. The way to get to know people is through chatting and laughing. Come laugh with us (or at us).

Jade and I are really friendly but we can be a little mischievous at times. We are harmless.

PS we give good blow jobs too 💋
 
AmberLGreen said:
Rob. I’m just playing with ya.

Welcome. Pull up a chair and join in the fun. The way to get to know people is through chatting and laughing. Come laugh with us (or at us).

Jade and I are really friendly but we can be a little mischievous at times. We are harmless.

PS we give good blow jobs too 💋
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Okay, so you're my pimp now? :D
 
LikeableMe said:
😂 that looks like a fun night!
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Two black eyes and a broken nose later and with time enough to come up with a good story explaining what really happened... while totally unaware of the self-incriminating tape. :eek:
 
tnman03 said:
Two black eyes and a broken nose later and with time enough to come up with a good story explaining what really happened... while totally unaware of the self-incriminating tape. :eek:
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Who hasn’t been there?
 
JerseyJade said:
Really? A tractor??? That's all it takes? Seriously, girl friend... we definitely need to talk. :rolleyes::D
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Well I am not a fussy person. A tractor is the essential part then blonde hair, blue eyes, 5’2” to 5’8”, a nice looking cock, good strong hands, long thick fingers. Personality matters too I guess so … no I have nothing. Must like getting his nice looking cock sucked.

Is that too much to ask?
 
AmberLGreen said:
Well I am not a fussy person. A tractor is the essential part then blonde hair, blue eyes, 5’2” to 5’8”, a nice looking cock, good strong hands, long thick fingers. Personality matters too I guess so … no I have nothing. Must like getting his nice looking cock sucked.

Is that too much to ask?
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Well fuck the tractor. But definitely a nice cock and strong hands will get my attention. Personality doesn't mean much unless he's a total asshole... however, if he doesn't like getting his dick sucked, than he's of no use to me. :D
 
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