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JerseyJade said:
Well fuck the tractor. But definitely a nice cock and strong hands will get my attention. Personality doesn't mean much unless he's a total asshole... however, if he doesn't like getting his dick sucked, than he's of no use to me. :D
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I used to own a tractor when I had a small farm... but according to Amber I'm too tall, have the wrong color eyes, and hair. My fingers aren't thick enough and... looks down to check... well... maybe. Now about the personality thing... but I do like a good b....;)
 
tnman03 said:
I used to own a tractor when I had a small farm... but according to Amber I'm too tall, have the wrong color eyes, and hair. My fingers aren't thick enough and... looks down to check... well... maybe. Now about the personality thing... but I do like a good b....;)
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I'm a city girl, so tractors and farms do nothing for me. :D
 
I’m about to lease a tractor, I didn’t realize it was such a chick magnet
 
AmberLGreen said:
Well I am not a fussy person. A tractor is the essential part then blonde hair, blue eyes, 5’2” to 5’8”, a nice looking cock, good strong hands, long thick fingers. Personality matters too I guess so … no I have nothing. Must like getting his nice looking cock sucked.

Is that too much to ask?
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I've got a protractor. Will that get me anything? :rolleyes:


Ben
 
JerseyJade said:
I'm a city girl, so tractors and farms do nothing for me. :D
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The trick is to have a small hobby farm far enough out in the country to be peaceful but close enough to town to get to everything. ;)

No more tractors or working on them anymore here. But I sure learned a lot about doing diesel engine repair work and hydraulic repair. That's going to come in handy. :)
 
tnman03 said:
The trick is to have a small hobby farm far enough out in the country to be peaceful but close enough to town to get to everything. ;)

No more tractors or working on them anymore here. But I sure learned a lot about doing diesel engine repair work and hydraulic repair. That's going to come in handy. :)
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Well I guess that makes you qualified to be Amber's repair man when one of her vibrators breaks down. She'll be happy to hear that. :D
 
JerseyJade said:
Well I guess that makes you qualified to be Amber's repair man when one of her vibrators breaks down. She'll be happy to hear that. :D
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Sorry, not so good with electronics, I need to work on that, might come in handy out on the ocean. ;)
 
Hey!!! Robbie re-posted in the personals... dang, he's missing all this fun here and getting no nibbles there yet. Let's all wish him luck. :) For realzzz :cool:
 
AmberLGreen said:
Well I am not a fussy person. A tractor is the essential part then blonde hair, blue eyes, 5’2” to 5’8”, a nice looking cock, good strong hands, long thick fingers. Personality matters too I guess so … no I have nothing. Must like getting his nice looking cock sucked.

Is that too much to ask?
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Rut Roh! I am 6’2” salt and pepper curly hair and brown eyes, I guess that ship sailed ⛵️ LOL
 
I worked at a place which made me listen to cuntry music when She Thinks My Tractor Is Sexy song was popular.

I remember thinking, what a bullshit song.

I’ve been proven wrong.
 
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