How to find fun, nasty, erotic songs

[BuckyDuckman]

I'm talking more explicitly than WAP - I've occasionally heard a song here or there talking very explicitly about blowjobs, fucking, etc. Any searchable titles works if you don't want to post a link to it.

 

[L1511p]

Once in a lifetime - by sarah brightman - but there are 2 sets of lyrics, maybe not crude enough by your description, but its quite explicit.


Once In A Lifetime"

Cuando anochezca
Te esperare
Quiero volverte loco esta noche
Con la luna llena
Te esperare
Hoy Moriras entre mis brazos
Nunca sonaste algo igual

Let me dive in
To pools of sin
Wet black leather on my skin
Show me the floor
Lay down the law
I need to taste you more

[Refrain:]
Then I feel your seed
Raining down on me
Can this be my once in a lifetime
Hell's at heaven's door
As I need you more
You know you're my once in a lifetime

Todo tu cuerpo temblara
Pero esta vez, es realidad
Aunque el tiempo pase
Nunca
Nunca lo olvidaras
Sera
Solo una vez en tu vida.

When you take me
And make me cry
Then I feel you satisfy
Show me the cage
It's all the rage
And lock it up

Found a part of me
That's a mystery
That will be just once in a lifetime
When the moon is high
Passion never dies
Will you want me for all a lifetime

Once in a lifetime
Once in a lifetime
Once in a lifetime

Giving you my soul
Letting you control
Took away a part of my lifetime
Memories of you
Left me black and blue
Now I know you're once in a lifetime

[Refrain]

Found a part of me
That's a mystery
That will be just once in a lifetime
When the moon is high
Passion never dies
Will you want me for all a lifetime

[Refrain]

Found a part of me
That's a mystery
That will be just once in a lifetime

When the darkness falls
I will wait for you
I want to drive you crazy tonight
with the full moon
I'll wait for you
Tonight you'll die in my arms
You never dreamt of anything like

Your whole body will tremble
But this time is reality
Though the time will pass
You'll never
never forget
It will be
only once in your life

 

[oneblueye]

hey...

A knock off of the MC5's "Baby Won't You"
I call it...

DETROIT CUTIES


Sitting up heah in my window, looking out over the street,
I see a strychnine flavored woman, Ooooo looking oh so sweet.
I said Hey!, hey there sweet baby, could ya see you way to helping me out
She smiled and said, just buzz me in, no need for you to jump and shout.

She said, baby won't ya let me
Baby won't ya let me...
Baby won't ya let me,
make you smile.

Burning em off up on Woodward, looking for an hour to waste.
I saw her working the sidewalk, Baby could I get just a taste .
I pull up to check out the menu, she said I'll be the best you've had,
200 a night plus expenses, then she pulled out her gold badge.

Baby won't ya let me...
Baby won't ya let me...
Baby won't ya let me,
make you smile.

The judge she glared at me oer her gavel
still she asked if I had nuttn to say.
She was giving me her wicked smile
as everybody could hear me say---,

Baby won't ya let me...
Baby won't ya let me...
Baby won't ya let me,
make you smile.

 

[jehoram]

About fifty years ago, there was a guy named Oscar Brand who put out a collection of "dirty" songs... probably fairly tame by modern standards, but racy for the time.

And I heard a folksinger (can't remember who) who sang a song at a folk festival. The first line was "The whores of San Pedro are older than God."

 

[JK515914]

"Redneck Shit" by Wheeler Walker Jr.

 

[jsmiam]

One of the best. very funny and well written, even if the dirtiness isn’t completely over the top.

https://youtu.be/J6Cj1g7xTQ8

 

[Bramblethorn]

Umbra et Imago, "Milch" (in German): https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JkoXt09EYhM

Mostly-translated lyrics: https://genius.com/Asp-milk-lyrics

 

[BuckyDuckman]

One of the best. very funny and well written, even if the dirtiness isn’t completely over the top.

https://youtu.be/J6Cj1g7xTQ8

You're right, it is funny - I wasn't expecting a song set to a Christmas tune, LOL!

 

[Acktion]

You're right, it is funny - I wasn't expecting a song set to a Christmas tune, LOL!

I take it you haven't heard the perverts 12 Days of Christmas then?

I have a habit of finding (and posting) dirty songs in most of the songs threads around here. Sadly, my memory isn't what it was. But, a couple of my long-time favorites...

Rudy ~ Pooter

Rudy ~ Underpants Song

(Actually, that whole album is hilarious.)

Outthere Brothers ~ I Wanna Fuck You In The Ass

Rodney Carrington ~ "Show Them to Me"

And then, of course, there are the parodies.

Hold My Cock

Down in Your Low Places

Why, yes. I am a rude, crude bag of prechewed food dude. Mangorang!

 

[oneblueye]

hey...

I'm talking more explicitly than WAP - I've occasionally heard a song here or there talking very explicitly about blowjobs, fucking, etc. Any searchable titles works if you don't want to post a link to it.

there is a live version of Jimi Hendricks in I believe New York, when a drunken Jim Morrison crawls onto the stage takes the microphone and starts singing...
"FUCK HER IN THE ASS" but on the album its abreviated to
F.H.i.t.A.

 

[NemoNautilus]

Think Twice (X Rated version) - Jackie Wilson and LaVerne Baker

Fuck Me Forever - Connie Lingus

 

[TheWhiteBull]

On the Way - Jhené Aiko

 

[Trainerman]

Big Five, by Prince Buster

 

[Bramblethorn]

Just about anything by Lucille Bogan: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gkPCmIxv-3k

I got nipples on my titties, big as the end of my thumb
I got something between my legs'll make a dead man cum
Oh, daddy, baby, won't you shave 'em dry?
Now, draw it out!
Want you to grind me, baby, grind me until I cry
Say I fucked all night, and all the night before, baby
And I feel just like I wanna, fuck some more
Oh, great God daddy, grind me, honey, and shave me dry
And when you hear me holler, baby, want you to shave it dry

 

[oneblueye]

hey...

Koko Taylor

"Wang, Dang Doodle"

 

[rthnck]

Rooney - Daisy Duke
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nTM9AvkBsPk&list=OLAK5uy_mxmNfJR1S8j2fbX1LjXsHCIuqGXPG_JYs&index=7

Daisy Duke
Rooney
I want to know
All there's to know about you
I want you to know
Nothing about me, although...

I'll give you a taste
When you think that you know me
I'll blow you away
So baby, bow down Daisy Duke

You don't know me so well
I think you know that now
I'm unbreakable
There's no need for fragile stickers
You're too young for me
But I can keep a secret
I'm in total control
Of the situation
Bow down Daisy Duke

Sit on my couch
Snuggle with me through the hard night
I don't bite, baby
I'll be good to you in the morning

Don't you say no to me, baby
Big mistake
I'll throw you away
So baby, bow down Daisy Duke

You don't know me so well
I think you know that now
I'm unbreakable
There's no need for fragile stickers
You're too young for me
But I can keep a secret
I'm in total control
Of the situation

Bow down Daisy Duke (x3)

I'm much too rough
With the way that I phrase things
I'm sorry for cuffing you
To my bathtub

Bow down Daisy Duke (x2)

You don't know me so well
I think you know that now
I'm unbreakable
There's no need for fragile stickers
You're too young for me
But I can keep a secret
I'm in total control
Of the situation

Bow down Daisy Duke (x3)

Songwriters: Robert Schwartzman