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[SweetMaj]

I have a feeling someone wrote the wrong information on my birth certificate.

Today was my 60th birthday, and I only feel like 35 inside my head.

But then again, youngsters are offering me their seats when I’m riding the bus.
(It’s a very unfamiliar feeling.)

Unfortunately mirrors aren’t the same quality as they used to be, but
age wise I’m quite satisfied with the way I look.

 

[hotoldrguy]

I have a feeling someone wrote the wrong information on my birth certificate.

Today was my 60th birthday, and I only feel like 35 inside my head.

But then again, youngsters are offering me their seats when I’m riding the bus.
(It’s a very unfamiliar feeling.)

Unfortunately mirrors aren’t the same quality as they used to be, but
age wise I’m quite satisfied with the way I look.

Happy Birthday. Just stick with how you feel and not worry about the number.

 

[TxRad]

I have a feeling someone wrote the wrong information on my birth certificate.

Today was my 60th birthday, and I only feel like 35 inside my head.

But then again, youngsters are offering me their seats when I’m riding the bus.
(It’s a very unfamiliar feeling.)

Unfortunately mirrors aren’t the same quality as they used to be, but
age wise I’m quite satisfied with the way I look.

Growing old is mandatory. Growing up is optional.

I'm about to be 75. That is not possible. I feel maybe 50. I'm with you on this information error.

Happy Birthday, by the way and many more.

 

[SamScribble]

Happy birthday, Maj.

I remember 60. It was rather a long time ago now.

 

[LAHomedog]

Happy Birthday! My body is 70. Since I had a bone marrow transplant 22 years ago, my immune system is only 22. The way I figure it, That adds up to 92 divided my 2 that's 46. So I claim to be 46. Even though my brain is still hovering somewhere around 25.

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[mynameisben]

Happy Birthday, Maj!

Remember: you're only as old as the cock you feel. So go grab a young one.


Ben

 

[Rustyoznail]

Happy birthday Maj!

I turned 58 a couple of weeks ago. I'm still doing stupid things.

Eat lots of cake.

 

[Handley_Page]

Ah, I reckon there's a fault on mine, too.
Best Wishes, Maj.

 

[Lori_the_Hoosier]

Happy Birthday Maj!

 

[oggbashan]

Happy Birthday, youngster.

When my father was in his 90s he used to say he felt like he was having a bad day in his 30s. But he was walking twenty miles a day, a few miles less than he walked in his 30s.

 

[SimonDoom]

Happy Birthday!

I feel this way too sometimes, but the mirror is arguing with me when I look at it and I see all that gray on my head.

At least I have hair. There's that.

 

[oggbashan]

Happy Birthday!

,,.

At least I have hair. There's that.

I'm jealous. My hair is growing back slowly after the last chemo. I have an overall fuzz. I have to look carefully to see it. But I kept my beard.

 

[lovecraft68]

Happy Birthday!

I agree things are awry. For example I don't feel I've aged, but yesterday went to breakfast with my 31 year old daughter. She's going to catch up to me soon.

 

[Candy_Kane54]

I'm the first born of my family but all of my siblings now are older than me. How did that happen?

Happy Birthday Maj

 

[oggbashan]

I'm the first born of my family but all of my siblings now are older than me. How did that happen?

Happy Birthday Maj

I'm the last surviving member of my generation. My father was of his - by a decade. It is not pleasant to be the last because I have no one that shares my memories.

Edited: Not quite true. I have a surviving cousin who is a couple of years older than me, but she has had dementia for the last decade and cannot even recognise his children or grandchildren.

 

[lovecraft68]

I'm the last surviving member of my generation. My father was of his - by a decade. It is not pleasant to be the last because I have no one that shares my memories.

But on the plus side you get to tell the new generation about them and all the great stories regarding them so you're still keeping them alive in a sense.

 

[Zeb_Carter]

I have a feeling someone wrote the wrong information on my birth certificate.

Today was my 60th birthday, and I only feel like 35 inside my head.

But then again, youngsters are offering me their seats when I’m riding the bus.
(It’s a very unfamiliar feeling.)

Unfortunately mirrors aren’t the same quality as they used to be, but
age wise I’m quite satisfied with the way I look.

Happy Birthday Maj.

I remember 60, in my mind was still that twenty something doing stuff the 60 old body shouldn't.

Today my body is complaining all the time. Working on my eighth decade but in my head, still that twenty something wild guy.

Mirrors, who can see that far without glasses?

Have a great day and many, many more wonderful Birthdays.

 

[Lifestyle66]

...
Today was my 60th birthday, and I only feel like 35 inside my head.

... I’m quite satisfied with the way I look.

And that is what really matters: being satisfied with who you are. That, and making it one more year.

Happy Birthday.

 

[Stillrandy]

At times I feel my age, and then Literotica turns back the clock about 20 years or so....hallelujah!

So, happy birthday Ms Maj!

 

[SweetMaj]

Happy Birthday. Just stick with how you feel and not worry about the number.

Thank you.

 

[SweetMaj]

Growing old is mandatory. Growing up is optional.

I'm about to be 75. That is not possible. I feel maybe 50. I'm with you on this information error.

Happy Birthday, by the way and many more.

Thanks, Tx.

 

[SweetMaj]

Happy birthday, Maj.

I remember 60. It was rather a long time ago now.

Thank you, Sam.

 

[SweetMaj]

Happy Birthday! My body is 70. Since I had a bone marrow transplant 22 years ago, my immune system is only 22. The way I figure it, That adds up to 92 divided my 2 that's 46. So I claim to be 46. Even though my brain is still hovering somewhere around 25.

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Thank you, LAHomedog.

 

[SweetMaj]

Happy Birthday, Maj!

Remember: you're only as old as the cock you feel. So go grab a young one.


Ben

Thank you, Ben.

(I’ll keep that in mind.)

 

[SweetMaj]

Sound like the germ of an idea for a good story. I'm not sure how it might develop, but it could be fun.

Happy Birthday to you! I'm 64 but feel much younger.

Thank you, robd63.