Lit Limericks - one line at a time - 2

He kissed her tenderly at dawn
At that hour, she stifled a yawn
A very hot night
 
He kissed her tenderly at dawn
At that hour, she stifled a yawn
A very hot night
Sex was clearly in sight,
Because to her, her clearly was drawn.
 
She called him daddy in bed
He turned her bottom shades of red.
With every smack
 
She called him daddy in bed
He turned her bottom shades of red.
With every smack
She looked back:(
 
She called him daddy in bed
He turned her bottom shades of red.
With every smack
She looked back,
And came hard as her ass was shred!
 
He looked at her, lust in his eyes,
His feelings came as no surprise,
She grabbed his hard dick,
 
He looked at her, lust in his eyes,
His feelings came as no surprise,
She grabbed his hard dick,
Gave it a long lick,
And he gave her the desired prize
 
I met a pretty girl one day
Who clearly wanted me to play
My girlfriend found out
 
I met a pretty girl one day
Who clearly wanted me to play
My girlfriend found out
She screamed, “You’re a lout!”
And there was nothing left to say.
 
She went down on him during the game,
Her head in his lap, what a dame!
Security came
 
She went down on him during the game,
Her head in his lap, what a dame!
Security came

**** Hey, the third line shouldn't rhyme with the 1st and the 2nd. ***
 
She went down on him during the game,
Her head in his lap, what a dame!
The crowd looked to see
 
She went down on him during the game,
Her head in his lap, what a dame!
The crowd looked to see,
Their dates said, do me!
 
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