When Men Masturbate...

[raphy]

celebs don't factor into my masturbation fantasies.

Helene has become (through LIT) real enough to be a contender...and has ALWAYS been visually attractive enough.

Still, I confess..MOST masturbation fantasies still are of women I know (have met).


I did] retry a penthouse magazine jerk off session a few months back, for nostolgia's sake..and it was quite nice.

I'm with rhino. I don't get off on celebrities at all. I've never understood why. Maybe it's the unattainability factor. Now, that's not that I think they're special people or anything, but simply put, our social circles don't cross. I have a big enough ego to think that if I met a female celeb, I would have no harder (or easier) a time charming her into bed than any other woman. After all, at the end of the day, they are just people.

I just like to fantasize about actual possibilities, were the world different. Hence, women I know. Whether I consciously know of interest or disinterest from them is irrelevant - Since my marriage to whisper, I have pretty much stopped even looking for that from other women; it doesn't interest me.

After all, it's a fantasy. It's my fantasy. And in my fantasy, she wants me.

 

[dark&stormy]

 

[sincerely_helene]

one topic worth mentioning is the grave disparity, in most cases, of a g.f's or wife's estimate of partner's m frequency and the actual frequency. I'd say by a factor of 10 to 1.

(probably some male partner's estimates of the other, female's m activities is way off also.)

this may be related to g.f. or wife's (mis) estimate of 'outside relationship' sexual contacts.

Jeez, Pure. Could you dumb it down a little for me? You can't expect me to be attractive and smart at the same time.

 

[sincerely_helene]

Thanks to the others for contributing; I appreciate the thoughts.

A also to rhino and Ted for yet another good ego stroking.

 

[Pure]

hi helene,

i was simply saying most women who are 'partnered' with men have no idea how often they(the men) masturbate, just as they have no idea how often they(the men) see whores, or have one night stands or affairs. (Of course, men are in the dark about some of these things in their partners, too, but it's a lesser issue--ie. most wives dont see male whores on the side.)

 

[Lucifer_Carroll]

I'm probably the most boring masturbater on the planet. No fantasies, no special techniques, no rush of emotions, no nothing. I basically use masturbation as a way to clear my head and stop thinking for a little bit. It's an unfortunate side effect to having a muted libido.

You may begin treating me like a pariah immediately.

 

[Lovepotion69]

I need new masturbation fantasies.

Personally I have to admit occasionally probing male friends/lovers about their masturbation habits. I don't know why, but something about the topic is interesting to me. I like listening to them telling me how often they do it, what they think about and how they do it. Yes, I'm a perv.

I also enjoy watching my lover masturbate in front of me. It's not the act itself that makes it interesting. I don't get off on anyone doing it on a webcam for me. It's the fact that it's someone I know and who's willing to perform such a personal and intimate act in front of me that does it. Thinking of it, I can't remember that many actually have done it in front of me. Of course they've touched themselves, but not many have gone the whole way while letting me watch. Perhaps they've been as self-conscious about it as I've been about letting them watch me?

/LP (who's rambling because it's freakin' hot in her bedroom)

 

[NoJo]

I have some fine new fantasies, courtesy of my new part time job playing in a function band.

I spend most of my time sitting alone in my office trying to focus on programming. Up till recently, the balding Bjarne Stroustrup, programmer extraordinaire, whose photo adorns the back cover of "The C++ Programming Language", has furnished most of my sexual sexual fantasies.

But on Saturday I witnessed, at close hand, knickerless women dancing on a mirrored dancefloor. The previous week I watched some young girls racing ponies around a field in the moonlight, then, to my great surprise, changing out of their muddy riding clothes into ball gowns right in front of me and the other incredulous male members of the band. I tell you, that opened up a can of worms.

 

[Guest]

changing out of their muddy riding clothes into ball gowns right in front of me and the other incredulous male members of the band. I tell you, that opened up a can of worms.

What a vivid visual. You must work that into a story.

 

[wtf????]

I saw a women next to me at the light, in a silver mustang, with the top down. she was blond, mid 30's, slim. she had on blue top, and black skirt. I turn and looked at her, and noticed, she was adjusting her thigh high stocking. Holy shit that was hot. I got busted looking and missed the green light, but I will be thinking of her tonight.

 

[BigAndTall]

..... Perhaps they've been as self-conscious about it as I've been about letting them watch me?

This was true of me for a long long time.

 

[leagel]

Thanks for the reply!

I find it interesting that a few males in this thread have expressed their desire for old flames. I guess it may just be a stereotype, but I always understood it that men craved variety, and didn't really fantasize about their current or former mates.

I pictured y'all thinking about Jennifer Anniston and Angelina Jolie cat fighting in jello naked and then gittin' it on!

Well, I guess I might picture that, but it wouldn't be Jennifer Anniston and Angelina Jolie, but rather Tina Fey and Janeane Garafolo. Give me a dark haired brain anyday...

 

[Lovecraft_lore2]

Nothing gets me off faster than thread necromancy.

 

[NotWise]

Nothing gets me off faster than thread necromancy.

Glad you liked it. Did nothing for me.

 

[desecration]

I only fantasize about women I see on WANTED posters.

 

[NoJo]

I reread my post from this thread that was exhumed from 16 years ago. I have no recollection of those gigs. So thank you, trolly person.

 

[Jake_Raazor]

Always involve scenarios. There is a central character (female) who interacts with other characters in often bizarre storylines. It’s like creating alternate realities which I can chop and change dependent on mood. I guess it’s a never ending porn loop in my head.

I rarely imagine myself having sex or being involved in the action. The characters are never ‘real’, even if physically they often resemble people I know.