Haiku of the Politics Board

pecksniff

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Digital hive-brain
Flame-war threads will bifurcate
The seizure is grand mal
 
Deplorables are
desperate for lots of love,
but spouses left them.
 
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

thinks 'haiku' is the sound japanese people make when they sneeze.
 
i love limericks!

Your best chance for your seed to implant is
The hot quent of my aunt from Atlantis
When she gets in the groove
You can feel the Earth move --
Chanters rant, but we know the risk scant is!
 
The haiku's gnomic pith hath delighted
Generations of esthetes benighted
But the limerick's shape
Fits the sassy, lewd jape --
And it rhymes, which is not to be slighted!
 
Four windows open
Three for PB, one for porn
Multitasking rules!

The page loads slowly
Unseen hamsters puff and strain
Curse my full bladder!
 
the only limerick i ever remember creating:

'i once had a neighbor named jerry
who sported with men large and hairy.
when they rapped at his door
to the closet he tore
and came out dressed as his sister mary.'

i thought it was genius. jerry didn't find amusing at all.
 
Man, fuck haiku. Worst. Poetry. Ever.
Or maybe just a hangover from being forced to write them in grade school. Either way fuck them. I thought the whole point of the bombs was to end that shit. Or was it a war? I dont remember.
 
Man, fuck haiku. Worst. Poetry. Ever.
Or maybe just a hangover from being forced to write them in grade school. Either way fuck them. I thought the whole point of the bombs was to end that shit. Or was it a war? I dont remember.

Evoke an image
Syllable counting's easy
Wipe it off and zip! :)
 
senryu
ˈsen-rē-(ˌ)ü
NOUN
plural senryu

a 3-line unrhymed Japanese poem structurally similar to haiku but treating human nature usually in an ironic or satiric vein



so, what are the basics of haiku?

  • 17 syllables or less, over 1 to 3 lines long
  • no title, rhymes or metrical scheme, limited punctuation or none at all
  • a sort of snapshot, a moment in time, nature-based, in simple language not directly referencing human emotions and avoiding the poetic tools of simile or metaphor
  • a seasonal reference, most often recognisable natural elements such as snow, a flower, or creature relevant to a specific time of year
  • a juxtapositioning of imagery, generally brought together by a third line to give the piece its depth or 'aha' moment
  • a 'cutting word', often marked by an em dash or ellipsis

by keeping people out of any emotional imagery, it allows the mind to apply the actual content to find meaning that relates to the human condition. there are reasons why haiku is considered an art form and not easy despite its simplistic appearance.
 
I see a Snowflake,
who has never been married,
projecting his hate.
 
Above, stalking me
The alt is even clicking
Links to find me now. :cool:
 
lol, 4 minutes after I post in peckersniffer's thread, my first post in a day.

Who's stalking who?

Happy Face.
 
Someone said No to
haiku, but Yes to limericks --
So we'll go that route.

Political leanings are odd;
For the lightning of others, a rod.
So, as clearly you'll see,
All you'll get out of me:
My beliefs are between me and God.
 
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