What Are You Thinking? Continued 13

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Sloppy joe and Memphis dry rub sound less like a food and more like Sex positions.
 
We have earplugs to protect our hearing. We have Safety glasses to protect our eyesight. Yet, we don’t have anything to protect our tastebuds from molten 🍕 :rolleyes:
 
I'm thinking it was really nice to get out of the house tonight to spend some quality time with a few friends.. no kids... just drinking wine and being silly. I needed this.
 
Following "I licked it; it's mine" logic, most adults have irrevocably lost ownership of their genitals. And some of you have given up your elbows too.
 
I should have been asleep already. I find myself remembering this conversation I had with a friend once. She said that she wanted to suckle on a cock and fall asleep. I asked what she would do if I came?

She said she would swallow it like a good girl, and keep sucking gently.

That sounds like a very nice and relaxing way to fall asleep.
 
Going Through my Fridge

Yes at 2:15am in the morning how long can you keep salad before you really have to throw it out , the lettuce still looks kinda green ,
 
“Part of a complete breakfast'' is a nice way of saying “not a complete breakfast”.
 
My entire morning, starting at 730, has been filled with thoughts of my neighbor washing his car with his music thumping. I had to get up and close my window because turning the fan on high didn't work.

I hope his coffee is bitter. ... might be considered cruel.
I hope his taco falls apart.
Is there such a thing as "voodoo tacos"?

These were the most interesting thoughts. 🤔
 
Thinking about a friend who's having a rough day. Wish I could give them a hug :heart:
 
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