Ask Me Anything...the Sean (Shawn...lol) edition

[saustin5432]

Azuldragon hath bequeathed this honor (hazard maybe) to me.

I certainly will not have the wisdom of my predecessor but I have quality catching gear, so throw me your best curveballs.

 

[beachbaby179]

I'll start. How did you choose your avatar?

 

[saustin5432]

I'll start. How did you choose your avatar?

It pretty much defines my sense of humor. Nothing makes me laugh more than plain ol' ridiculous. Who TF thinks of reverse centaur? That's hilarious.

 

[Lonelywife1205]

Azuldragon hath bequeathed this honor (hazard maybe) to me.

I certainly will not have the wisdom of my predecessor but I have quality catching gear, so throw me your best curveballs.

Ooohhh....baseball references, count me in. ️

Are you a hot baseball dad?
Do you coach?
Who is your favorite baseball team?
Did you play, if so...what position and did you look good in baseball pants?
What is your favorite baseball concession stand food?

 

[LAM_Writes]

Has anyone ever given you flowers, and if not, would you like to receive some?

 

[saustin5432]

Ooohhh....baseball references, count me in. ️

Are you a hot baseball dad?
Do you coach?
Who is your favorite baseball team?
Did you play, if so...what position and did you look good in baseball pants?
What is your favorite baseball concession stand food?

Are you a hot baseball dad?
My kids are grown now, but I was at one time. Nothing makes you sweat more than the stares of 12 parents wondering why Johnny isn't pitching today.

Do you coach?
Retired

Who is your favorite baseball team?
Chicago Cubs. Life long fan. I used to rush home from grade school to catch the end of the day games at Wrigley on the TV or radio.

Did you play, if so...what position and did you look good in baseball pants?
I did through high school. I played outfield generally and a little 2nd base. I did and still look great in baseball pants and would still wear them just below the knees with stirrup socks if I were running out onto the field today.

What is your favorite baseball concession stand food?
Nachos. Just chips and cheese please. I don't mind a hot dog either, but depends on the stadium's brand.

 

[saustin5432]

Has anyone ever given you flowers, and if not, would you like to receive some?

Ha...this one made me cringe a little. Yes, I received flowers several times from my first love. Turned out they were guilt flowers because she was sleeping with someone at her work. The few times I have received since have brought up a plethora of feelings no intended towards the current sender.

 

[shenglung]

Alright figure I'll give you a little bump back to the top and ask the question I always ask...

Cowboy, Ninja, Pirate, Viking... Which best fits you and why?

Bonus question since no one has thrown you any intentional tough pitches yet.

Who is your favorite Litster and why?

 

[saustin5432]

Alright figure I'll give you a little bump back to the top and ask the question I always ask...

Cowboy, Ninja, Pirate, Viking... Which best fits you and why?

Bonus question since no one has thrown you any intentional tough pitches yet.

Who is your favorite Litster and why?

Cowboy, Ninja, Pirate, Viking... Which best fits you and why?
Probably Viking. I'm a bit of a take everything by storm sort of guy. I'm pretty assertive in my job and life, like to be the leader and don't mind landing on the shores of a new land and heading out full steam. That being said, I don't identify with pillaging and plundering in the literal sense. I might be a little bit pirate though, because I do like rum.

Who is your favorite Litster and why?
I'm an on and off forum participant (as you might guess from the nearly 11 year old profile with only 500 posts). Many who I would say are my favorites are long gone, so I'll give you my flavor of the day. Rainshine. Why you ask? Well, I stomped in on some thread and she doesn't know me from a hole in the wall, but had no problem being a straight shooter. I can really appreciate someone who is inclusive and accepting of strangers and also honest and seemingly open.

 

[shenglung]

Cowboy, Ninja, Pirate, Viking... Which best fits you and why?
Probably Viking. I'm a bit of a take everything by storm sort of guy. I'm pretty assertive in my job and life, like to be the leader and don't mind landing on the shores of a new land and heading out full steam. That being said, I don't identify with pillaging and plundering in the literal sense. I might be a little bit pirate though, because I do like rum.

Who is your favorite Litster and why?
I'm an on and off forum participant (as you might guess from the nearly 11 year old profile with only 500 posts). Many who I would say are my favorites are long gone, so I'll give you my flavor of the day. Rainshine. Why you ask? Well, I stomped in on some thread and she doesn't know me from a hole in the wall, but had no problem being a straight shooter. I can really appreciate someone who is inclusive and accepting of strangers and also honest and seemingly open.

Thanks for the answer good sir, glad to add another viking to the list.
Don't worry about the whole pillage and plunder thing not all Vikings did that.

Nothing wrong with an old profile with a low post count. (14 years here and just over 300 now) I completely agree Rainshine is one of my favorite people on here and at this point I've made it pretty obvious I have a small crush on her voice.

Ok one last set of questions for the road. As a fellow rum drinker, rum and coke or straight, and favorite rum?

 

[saustin5432]

Thanks for the answer good sir, glad to add another viking to the list.
Don't worry about the whole pillage and plunder thing not all Vikings did that.

Nothing wrong with an old profile with a low post count. (14 years here and just over 300 now) I completely agree Rainshine is one of my favorite people on here and at this point I've made it pretty obvious I have a small crush on her voice.

Ok one last set of questions for the road. As a fellow rum drinker, rum and coke or straight, and favorite rum?

I'm rarely a mixer (although an old fashioned or simply vodka and soda will be had on occasion). For Rum, my most recent "favorite" is the Appleton Estates 12 year Rare Casks edition. You can really taste the vanillas and something fruity in there. Makes for a nice sipper.

 

[shenglung]

I'm rarely a mixer (although an old fashioned or simply vodka and soda will be had on occasion). For Rum, my most recent "favorite" is the Appleton Estates 12 year Rare Casks edition. You can really taste the vanillas and something fruity in there. Makes for a nice sipper.

Thanks again for the answers and another friendly bump back up before your times up.

 

[LAM_Writes]

Ha...this one made me cringe a little. Yes, I received flowers several times from my first love. Turned out they were guilt flowers because she was sleeping with someone at her work. The few times I have received since have brought up a plethora of feelings no intended towards the current sender.

Oh nooooo

Hmm, no flowers then. Noted.

Alright then, maybe this will induce far less cringe: you mentioned in another answer you're a Cubs fan. Do you have a favorite baseball player who is not currently on the team and who was not very recently traded?

 

[PrettyLilPussy19]

I've been spotty with my questions, I need to do better...

1. What's something that always fascinates you?
2. What's what thing about yourself that you're really proud of?
3. What's a subject that you could talk about for hours?

 

[saustin5432]

Whoa...go grab some dinner and a beer and craziness ensues. Answers coming soon.

 

[saustin5432]

Oh nooooo

Hmm, no flowers then. Noted.

Alright then, maybe this will induce far less cringe: you mentioned in another answer you're a Cubs fan. Do you have a favorite baseball player who is not currently on the team and who was not very recently traded?

My all time favorite baseball player is Ryne Sandberg. In my opinion he played the game the right way. Always 100% but still humble.

 

[saustin5432]

With that in mind, would you rather have your head and the body of a tiny pony or the head of a pony and your body?

I mean...body of the pony because even a small pony had a huge penis compared to a typical man. Seems better than a pony head.. although maybe getting my mane stroked would be worth it

 

[saustin5432]

- I know one fetish you lean into and feel super enlightened about it after our chats. Do you have any others that people might consider a little left of centre?

- are you satisfied with your sex life as it stands? If no what would you like to differ about it?

- do you have any kinks or desires that you have never told anyone? (Yes or no is the totally acceptable answer here)

I have both a very voyeuristic and exhibitionist side to me. I have in my past posted internet ads for minor compensation in exchange let me watch you bang your partner. My first Lit meetup was with a woman who went with me to a sex party in NYC. Something about watching people have sex around you and doing the same in close proximity is a big turn on.

I can't complain. I'm not in a LTR at the moment so I'm able to date or hook up or whatever. Pandemic has been frustrating, but I have some good friends that also like to have sex sometimes.

I would love to be in a MWM threesome where I get some action with the man too. I feel like if all parties were into it, it would be a safe place to be bicurious.

 

[saustin5432]

I've been spotty with my questions, I need to do better...

1. What's something that always fascinates you?
2. What's what thing about yourself that you're really proud of?
3. What's a subject that you could talk about for hours?

1. Quantum computing.
2. I'm deathly afraid of heights but I once jumped out of an airplane.
3. Human biology. I went to school originally to study microbiology and immunology before a great paying career sidetracked me. The inner workings of our bodies is complex and I love talking about everything from how a COVID vaccine works to why it feels good to have an ugly ass penis inside your equally odd vagina.

 

[shenglung]

Whoa...go grab some dinner and a beer and craziness ensues. Answers coming soon.

Sorry man didn't expect a certain Aussie to go crazy with the questions when I bumped your thread.lol

One more group of question though, I see you list motorcycles under interests. Do you currently own a bike, If so what type, and how long you been riding?

 

[saustin5432]

You’ve been here before, yet I don’t think I’ve seen you.
Why did you leave?
Why did you come back?

I've been around a while and lurked when I wasn't active. I started on the forums when I was looking for an editor for some stories I wanted to publish on Lit. I met some amazing and fun people. People come and go or cliques form and dissolve and there was a time I just didn't need the drama.

I came back most recently because I found Cock Talk to be fun and funny and then I jumped in on poor Rainshine's nosey posts.

 

[saustin5432]

My staples:

- would you rather be three foot taller or three foot shorter?


- How would your favourite Litster describe you to me? (Well wait…give I’m the current flavour of the month you’re gonna have to work from a past flavour!)

- Are you religious or spiritual

- What is your favourite thing about Lit?

- What is your least favourite thing about Lit?

- If you had to kill one innocent Litster to save ten innocent Litsters would you do it, and which Litster are you killing?

- would you rather be three foot taller or three foot shorter?

Three feet? That's a serious change. I'd have to say three feet taller. I've never once said to myself, "man, I sure wish I was shorter." I can think of many times I could be taller. It would be annoying to have to bend over at all times inside.

- How would your favourite Litster describe you to me? (Well wait…give I’m the current flavour of the month you’re gonna have to work from a past flavour!)

Funny, but in that way that you need to know me before you think it's funny. Kind and caring to a fault. A great listener. Passionate and a bit dirty under the sheets.

- Are you religious or spiritual

Not particularly. I've been through a few phases but nothing really resonated with me.

- What is your favourite thing about Lit?

I still love to read the stories. You can only watch porn on the internet so much before it gets stale. Here you can get fresh stories all the time from people who just are passionate about the art rather than trying to make a buck. The forums are fun and I've always stalked AmPics. I've met some interesting and amazing people and made some connections both virtually and in the real world.

- What is your least favourite thing about Lit?

There's still a cool kid crowd. Had a bad experience where I offended a cool kid (many years ago) and the rumors spread like wild fire and I was getting hate mail from people I'd never even met.

- If you had to kill one innocent Litster to save ten innocent Litsters would you do it, and which Litster are you killing?

No, unless it was me. I would sacrifice myself for the community (hopefully this is not literal, but more like I don't come back to Lit).

 

[saustin5432]

- Chemistry. How much credence do you give it when deciding whether to continue an interactions, either in life or on lit?

- How many times have you truly been in love?

- How many times have you had your heart shattered into a gazillion pieces?

- What do you hope your legacy will be?

- Chemistry. How much credence do you give it when deciding whether to continue an interactions, either in life or on lit?

Chemistry is huge. Why do you keep interacting with someone? Why do you hang on their every word? It's chemistry for sure. Pheromones, tone, body language, etc. Even when deeper roots form, the chemistry is usually still there or you don't invest the time to grow the relationship in the first place. I don't think it's is much different here or in real life. The only challenge can be when the Lit life bleeds into real life. Were you crushing on the persona or will you still crush on the real person? It's just chemistry again.

- How many times have you truly been in love?

Twice. I was young the first time, but even looking back we were in love. We grew apart when one of us moved across the country before we had enough autonomy to stay together. I married my second love and it lasted a good while, but we grew apart and found we wanted different things when the kids got older.

- How many times have you had your heart shattered into a gazillion pieces?

Just once. Previous answer alluded to it. My first love cheated while still attempting to hold together our long distance relationship. She did it thinking it was to keep me from having my heart broken, but that really only made it worse. I probably have a hard time being that vulnerable again, so that might be the reason I only have one heartbreak to my name.

- What do you hope your legacy will be?

On Lit...I hope one person reads one of the stories I wrote and published, masturbates and has a great orgasm and quietly thanks me for their pleasure.

In the real world, I hope my kids just view me as a good father that would do anything for them to help them be successful and happy.

 

[saustin5432]

If you have 0 cookies and split them up between 0 friends how many cookies does each friend get?

Every friend gets 200% of zero cookies.

 

[saustin5432]

But how would you use your hooves to … I dunno pay for things and eat and type on Lit and have wanky time?

Well clearly I would have an NFC chip embedded so I could pay for stuff. I have a left Swiss utility hoof with a spoon and knife and a hoof file. Voice to text, duh.

I'm running under the assumption that I'm flexible enough to reach it with my mouth.