It CAN'T just be me.....

[Delawareguy]

Who is with me here?

Women, please stop this:

Fake tits, especially ones that are way out of proportion to the rest of your body.

Too much make-up (You know what I mean)

Lip enlargement. (I am not sexually attracted to ducks and that's what you look like.)

Those ridiculously long eye lashes.

Colored contact lenses.

Painted or tattooed on eyebrows, eyeliner, etc.

Ass implants. (I can't believe women actually do it.)

Very long fingernails. (Real or fake)

Unnatural fingernail polish.

Facial piercings.

Ridiculously colored hair. (Yup, that color. All of them. Including reds that aren't natural.)

All of this stuff usually makes you look far less attractive and more like a call-girl or a circus clown. I don't think men really want that.

Personally I don't like a totally shaved pussy either because I would prefer to be with a woman and not one that looks like an 11 year old girl when she takes her clothes off. But I left it off of the list because it doesn't make a woman less attractive to be totally shaved.

Men, did I leave anything off of the list?

 

[LukSkyFokker]

Who is with me here?

Women, please stop this:

Fake tits, especially ones that are way out of proportion to the rest of your body.

Too much make-up (You know what I mean)

Lip enlargement. (I am not sexually attracted to ducks and that's what you look like.)

Those ridiculously long eye lashes.

Colored contact lenses.

Painted or tattooed on eyebrows, eyeliner, etc.

Ass implants. (I can't believe women actually do it.)

Very long fingernails. (Real or fake)

Unnatural fingernail polish.

Facial piercings.

Ridiculously colored hair. (Yup, that color. All of them. Including reds that aren't natural.)

All of this stuff usually makes you look far less attractive and more like a call-girl or a circus clown. I don't think men really want that.

Personally I don't like a totally shaved pussy either because I would prefer to be with a woman and not one that looks like an 11 year old girl when she takes her clothes off. But I left it off of the list because it doesn't make a woman less attractive to be totally shaved.

Men, did I leave anything off of the list?

Fuck the fuck off, Pedro.

 

[Thotsferatu]

Women don’t necessarily do everything they do aesthetically for men.

Sometimes they do it for women (because they’re gay).
Sometimes they do it because they have a bone-deep insecurity and no matter how much “work” they have done, it’s never enough when they look in the mirror. Which is a very real mental health issue.
A lot of times, they do it because *they* like it. They know what they enjoy and that’s the image they want to put out there.

You’re allowed not to like it. You’re allowed to say, “Nope, no thanks” and move on to someone else who meets your specific standards.

But issuing blanket statements that they should stop what they’re doing because you’re not particularly attracted by it? A little gauche. There are billions of women in the world and not one of them is ever obligated to live their lives based on some vague idea of “what men want”. Besides, there are bound to be plenty who have features you enjoy.

So, y’know. Let ‘em be.

 

[RoryN]

A "men's demands for women" thread is exactly the sort of thing that happens when chauvinistic asshats like the thread starter get excited over what's happening in Texas.

 

[rae121452]

Who is with me here?

Women, please stop this:

Fake tits, especially ones that are way out of proportion to the rest of your body.

Too much make-up (You know what I mean)

Lip enlargement. (I am not sexually attracted to ducks and that's what you look like.)

Those ridiculously long eye lashes.

Colored contact lenses.

Painted or tattooed on eyebrows, eyeliner, etc.

Ass implants. (I can't believe women actually do it.)

Very long fingernails. (Real or fake)

Unnatural fingernail polish.

Facial piercings.

Ridiculously colored hair. (Yup, that color. All of them. Including reds that aren't natural.)

All of this stuff usually makes you look far less attractive and more like a call-girl or a circus clown. I don't think men really want that.

Personally I don't like a totally shaved pussy either because I would prefer to be with a woman and not one that looks like an 11 year old girl when she takes her clothes off. But I left it off of the list because it doesn't make a woman less attractive to be totally shaved.

Men, did I leave anything off of the list?

you forgot: 'stop making fun of my little limp dick."

 

[pecksniff]

Those ridiculously long eye lashes.

In a strip mall near me, there is a sort of beauty parlor just for eyelashes.

 

[pecksniff]

Women don’t necessarily do everything they do aesthetically for men.

I suspect that even on Wonder Woman's no-boys-allowed island of Themiscyra, the women would wear cosmetics and jewelry.

 

[JoanOfDark]

Women don’t necessarily do everything they do aesthetically for men.

Sometimes they do it for women (because they’re gay).
Sometimes they do it because they have a bone-deep insecurity and no matter how much “work” they have done, it’s never enough when they look in the mirror. Which is a very real mental health issue.
A lot of times, they do it because *they* like it. They know what they enjoy and that’s the image they want to put out there.

You’re allowed not to like it. You’re allowed to say, “Nope, no thanks” and move on to someone else who meets your specific standards.

But issuing blanket statements that they should stop what they’re doing because you’re not particularly attracted by it? A little gauche. There are billions of women in the world and not one of them is ever obligated to live their lives based on some vague idea of “what men want”. Besides, there are bound to be plenty who have features you enjoy.

So, y’know. Let ‘em be.

Totally.

 

[KTrout23]

A "men's demands for women" thread is exactly the sort of thing that happens when chauvinistic asshats like the thread starter get excited over what's happening in Texas.

Exactly.

 

[hanban24]

Glad the replies to this have been what they are. If a woman started a thread about all the shitty things guys do, we’d just be looked at as bitchy for it.

I don’t do a lot of the things the guy who posted this lists. I agree natural is a better look, but I’m not going to fault another woman for doing things that make her feel better. And that certainly doesn’t mean doing things that this guy feels make a woman hot.

 

[Philthy_Phil]

Glad the replies to this have been what they are. If a woman started a thread about all the shitty things guys do, we’d just be looked at as bitchy for it.

I don’t do a lot of the things the guy who posted this lists. I agree natural is a better look, but I’m not going to fault another woman for doing things that make her feel better. And that certainly doesn’t mean doing things that this guy feels make a woman hot.

Start the thread.

 

[pecksniff]

And that certainly doesn’t mean doing things that this guy feels make a woman hot.

What guys feel make a woman hot is a pretty important topic on this board.

 

[hanban24]

What guys feel make a woman hot is a pretty important topic on this board.

I’ve got no problem with guys stating their opinion of what they like and dislike. They are entitled to their opinions. The issue I have when it is listed out as some order like he’s ordering a meal from McDonalds.

For instance, I don’t have fake boobs. I have large natural breasts that I love and I know many women envy. If there is a tiny girl who is flat chested that wants to experience what that is like, I don’t have a problem with her doing something that makes her feel more self confident. People do all the things he listed out for different reasons. Sometimes it is in an effort to attract men, but many times it is to feel more confident about themselves. I’ve got a friend with fake boobs that is beautiful. Most guys probably don’t know they are fake by looking at her. She feels better by having them. More power to her.

 

[hanban24]

Start the thread.

I’m not going to stoop to his level. I’ve learned you can find the beauty in most anyone if you look hard enough. No reason to rattle off a bunch of things that are going to make people feel worse about themselves, when they are already self conscious about it.

 

[pecksniff]

I’ve got no problem with guys stating their opinion of what they like and dislike. They are entitled to their opinions. The issue I have when it is listed out as some order like he’s ordering a meal from McDonalds.

Please don't get to thinking you exist for any purpose other than men's pleasure. That way lies madness, or, worse, feminism.

I swear, they'll be wanting to vote next!

 

[hanban24]

Please don't get to thinking you exist for any purpose other than men's pleasure. That way lies madness, or, worse, feminism.

I swear, they'll be wanting to vote next!

Sorry, forgot im just a sandwich maker with nice tits

 

[pecksniff]

Sorry, forgot im just a sandwich maker with nice tits

Pics!

 

[hanban24]

Pics!

https://www.seriouseats.com/thmb/Bx...ecipe-19-57695d21e77947538db375d1d30b4bdf.jpg

 

[pecksniff]

https://www.seriouseats.com/thmb/Bx...ecipe-19-57695d21e77947538db375d1d30b4bdf.jpg

OK, I can orgasm to that . . .

 

[pointless]

people do a lot of shit that i don't like, but i have the good sense to keep that shit to myself because it's none of my damned business and i'm not god. live and let live on the silly shit, yo.

 

[FL30]

people do a lot of shit that i don't like, but i have the good sense to keep that shit to myself because it's none of my damned business and i'm not god. live and let live on the silly shit, yo.

this, I agree with this

Lots of things that I don't like about a LOT of people, but I can't make them change

Everyone lives their life, the way they want to live it - right or wrong in YOUR eyes

 

[FL30]

Who is with me here?

Women, please stop this:

Fake tits, especially ones that are way out of proportion to the rest of your body.

Too much make-up (You know what I mean)

Lip enlargement. (I am not sexually attracted to ducks and that's what you look like.)

Those ridiculously long eye lashes.

Colored contact lenses.

Painted or tattooed on eyebrows, eyeliner, etc.

Ass implants. (I can't believe women actually do it.)

Very long fingernails. (Real or fake)

Unnatural fingernail polish.

Facial piercings.

Ridiculously colored hair. (Yup, that color. All of them. Including reds that aren't natural.)

All of this stuff usually makes you look far less attractive and more like a call-girl or a circus clown. I don't think men really want that.

Personally I don't like a totally shaved pussy either because I would prefer to be with a woman and not one that looks like an 11 year old girl when she takes her clothes off. But I left it off of the list because it doesn't make a woman less attractive to be totally shaved.

Men, did I leave anything off of the list?

If you're going to rant on what women do that you don't agree with, then how about another rant on how no one else lives their life the way you want them to.

maybe another one for people that drive differently than you or mow their yards differently than you, or listen to different music

People are FREE to live the life that they want - NOT the life that YOU think that they should live

People don't tell me how to live my life, so I don't tell others how to live theirs

OH, and to answer your question - YES, IT IS ONLY YOU!

 

[RoryN]

Fun facts:

*In a previous post, the thread starter calls another member "creepy" while continuously objectifying women himself

*He also makes fun of people's spelling. Meanwhile, he writes "nowhere" as "no where".

 

[NikiVien]

Who is with me here?

Women, please stop this:

Fake tits, especially ones that are way out of proportion to the rest of your body.

Too much make-up (You know what I mean)

Lip enlargement. (I am not sexually attracted to ducks and that's what you look like.)

Those ridiculously long eye lashes.

Colored contact lenses.

Painted or tattooed on eyebrows, eyeliner, etc.

Ass implants. (I can't believe women actually do it.)

Very long fingernails. (Real or fake)

Unnatural fingernail polish.

Facial piercings.

Ridiculously colored hair. (Yup, that color. All of them. Including reds that aren't natural.)

All of this stuff usually makes you look far less attractive and more like a call-girl or a circus clown. I don't think men really want that.

Personally I don't like a totally shaved pussy either because I would prefer to be with a woman and not one that looks like an 11 year old girl when she takes her clothes off. But I left it off of the list because it doesn't make a woman less attractive to be totally shaved.

Men, did I leave anything off of the list?

Your very entitled list of demands doesn't bother me at all, but if a hair-free pubis makes you think of 11-year-old girls - that does worry me. Please consider getting some help.

 

[buckboy]

'Looking for real Man'

I suppose the ad looking for real men might be off the list..