Sexiest Game in Town

[NoJo]

For my Poker-themed story I'm rereading the 1983 classic "The Biggest Game in Town" by A.A. Alvarez. I think of poker as one of those intrinsically "sexy" games, along with Go (which is the theme of one of my lit stories) and chess.



Let's ignore those "ice-breaker" games like Twister and "Pin the Tail on the Pony Girl", and also the game variations that start with the word "strip" - like Strip Golf (which cost me a membership), Strip Poker etc

What's your sexiest card/board game?

 

[AlinaX]

Lewdo?

 

[yowser]

Chess.

 

[lovecraft68]

Even though its obvious I'll toss out Truth Or Dare which has endless dirty possibilities.

But Charades can be easily sexualized, and years ago an ex girlfriend of mine came up with an adult version of Black Jack

 

[lovecraft68]

Chess.

Hottest game in town since that Netflix series.

 

[Kumquatqueen]

I've played Settlers of Catan where people in a relationship rapidly started offering favours "you can have my rock but it'll cost you two wood and a blow job", rapidly followed by those not in that relationship trying the same, and some rapid rules about what was acceptable at the table.

Any game involving haggling can go the same way - I'm sure Bohnanza could be played dirty with various bean and farming and ploughing puns.

I've Never, and Speed Dating (where you have to find one person in the room who has done what you say) both end up in the gutter very quickly.

 

[Dudeinahat]

Monopoly...with new ways to pay the rent

 

[Bramblethorn]

I've played Settlers of Catan where people in a relationship rapidly started offering favours "you can have my rock but it'll cost you two wood and a blow job", rapidly followed by those not in that relationship trying the same, and some rapid rules about what was acceptable at the table.

Ah yes, the "got wood for sheep?" game.

The smuttiest game I own would probably be Consentacle, although it really needs an expansion to support 3+ players.

I hadn't thought about it that way, but House on Haunted Hill could be roleplayed as one of those "teenagers sneak off to have sex and meet a terrible end" stories.

Monopoly is more of a "when you want to end the relationship" kind of game.

 

[CyranoJ]

Not original at all, but I played strip poker with girls back in eighth grade and it has never since been displaced from my Sexiest Games top spot. I expect it never will. It has my vote.

Tabletop RPGs are a close second, though. With like-minded people in the same space, or the same room, I could very easily see something like D&D segueing into frankly erotic action. Unlike my youthful experiences, though, this is something I've mostly learned online in later life and that I haven't tested with face-to-face relationships. So it can't take the top spot.

 

[AlexBailey]

Check out ‘Cards Against Humanity.’



Cards Against Humanity is an adult party game in which players complete fill-in-the-blank statements using words or phrases typically deemed offensive, risqué or politically incorrect printed on playing cards. - Wikipedia

 

[CyranoJ]

Cards Against Humanity is an adult party game in which players complete fill-in-the-blank statements using words or phrases typically deemed offensive, risqué or politically incorrect printed on playing cards. - Wikipedia

I really do wanna try that game out. Known of it for a long time, but I've never played it.

 

[AlexBailey]

I really do wanna try that game out. Known of it for a long time, but I've never played it.

Cards against humanity is best while inebriated.

Some good sample answers here:

https://www.sadanduseless.com/cards-against-humanity-answers/

 

[Rustyoznail]

Check out ‘Cards Against Humanity.’

Cards Against Humanity is an adult party game in which players complete fill-in-the-blank statements using words or phrases typically deemed offensive, risqué or politically incorrect printed on playing cards. - Wikipedia

Highly inappropriate.

Our niece got it for Christmas a couple of years ago when she was less than 19. We played in on New Years Eve - her mum, dad, elder brother, and us - aunt and uncle.

Some of the answers had her mum stumped - "What's this word mean? Bukkake?"

Daughter answers.

"OH MY GOD!!!! HOW DO YOU EVEN KNOW THAT???"

Alcohol is very useful.

 

[Bramblethorn]

Highly inappropriate.

Our niece got it for Christmas a couple of years ago when she was less than 19. We played in on New Years Eve - her mum, dad, elder brother, and us - aunt and uncle.

Some of the answers had her mum stumped - "What's this word mean? Bukkake?"

Daughter answers.

"OH MY GOD!!!! HOW DO YOU EVEN KNOW THAT???"

Alcohol is very useful.

Played with my father. He won. :-/

I think my crowning CAH moment was drawing the "Steve Irwin" and "a stingray barb to the chest" cards together. Sorry Steve.

 

[CyranoJ]

As long as you don't get a pissy DM, D&D can easily turn into an orgy. I actually have a story written about that, just haven't decided if it's one I want to share or not, lol.

I came back to the tabletop hobby via online play about five and a half years ago after many years' hiatus. The GM was kinda crap in a general sense, but not every sense. One of the things I'm grateful for is that it was an amazing group for erotic RP (not something that's easy to find), and that that was part of the pitch. Lots of hot moments and scenes came out of that.

 

[Tio_Narratore]

Back in my college days, three of us rented a beach house in the OBX for a week and we each brought a gf along. The third day there it rained. Hard. Couldn't really go out. The place wasn't well-equipped, but it was cheap. Found an old Monopoly game there. We set it up to play, but found there wasn't enough play money for the game. One of the girls came up with the idea that we could "pay" our rent when we landed on someone's property in the classic poor student way.

The "landlord" and "tenant" would, on each turn, negotiate the appropriate service for the rent. Never had such an enjoyable rainy day at the beach. So much fun that we decided to play it after dinner a few nights.

 

[Trionyx]

With Pictionary my brother drew a vulva and a smiling man for the word gladiator. I thought everyone else at the table would pee in their pants, particularly when his wife couldn’t guess the clue.

 

[MillieDynamite]

A variation of trivial pursuit board game, with dice for moving a figure around a board, and instructions on cards, like, "Kiss some part of the persons body sitting to the right of you." It was back in Jo and my swing and threesome period.