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[kurrginatorX]

Plagiarised miles Cyrus “I came in like a wrecking ball”

In a moment of confusion, she called a press conference to speak about what the media thought was the right to bear arms, but it was really about the right to bare arms, as in, "Why should I be made to wear long sleeves?"

 

[DeckardNYC]

He was accused of sexual assault by his blow-up doll.

 

[kurrginatorX]

He was accused of sexual assault by his blow-up doll.

^Now that was funny^

Local Boob Deckard was at it again today, folks. As you can see in this video, he attempted to set the world record for nutting himself. He got off six good hits before an ambulance had to be called.

 

[DeckardNYC]

^Now that was funny^

Local Boob Deckard was at it again today, folks. As you can see in this video, he attempted to set the world record for nutting himself. He got off six good hits before an ambulance had to be called.

Never gave a woman an orgasm.

 

[VoraciousValue]

Never gave a woman an orgasm.

In a stunning fit of nihilism, he set the Fresh Kills landfill on Staten Island on fire, claiming, "If I can't have it, no one will!"

 

[DeckardNYC]

In a stunning fit of nihilism, he set the Fresh Kills landfill on Staten Island on fire, claiming, "If I can't have it, no one will!"

He held a press conference in front of the Russian Embassy, claimed he is the Romanov that got away, and that he is forming an army to reclaim his throne.

 

[kurrginatorX]

He held a press conference in front of the Russian Embassy, claimed he is the Romanov that got away, and that he is forming an army to reclaim his throne.

He marched into the MSNBC studios and kept referring to them as FOX, Jr.

 

[Bewleybrother]

Icarus said he invented successful flight.

 

[kurrginatorX]

He called for a press conference outside the White House in which he divulged he was Joe Biden's clone.

 

[DeckardNYC]

He called for a press conference outside the White House in which he divulged he was Joe Biden's clone.

Organized a crate challenge competition and people were badly injured.

 

[kurrginatorX]

Organized a crate challenge competition and people were badly injured.

Started a petition to replace the Statue of Liberty with the Stay Puft Marshmallow Man.

 

[keeperofsecrets69]

Started a petition to replace the Statue of Liberty with the Stay Puft Marshmallow Man.

convinced his cult of followers to drink the magic koolaid.

 

[DeckardNYC]

convinced his cult of followers to drink the magic koolaid.

Arrested for hacking bank records.

 

[Taegul]

Arrested for hacking bank records.

Impersonated a celebrity chef. His burnt toast didn't fool anyone.

 

[AZDryHeat]

Arrested for breaking into Paris Hilton's home.

 

[DeckardNYC]

Arrested for breaking into Paris Hilton's home.

Ran through the Lincoln Tunnel naked screaming about an alien invasion.

 

[Pranglez]

Ran through the Lincoln Tunnel naked screaming about an alien invasion.

Saved a beached whale. What a hero!

 

[AZDryHeat]

Led a Save the Whales protest march.

 

[DeckardNYC]

Led a Save the Whales protest march.

Saved three men caught in a rip tide with his surfboard. Oh wait, that was a kid in Jersey.

 

[Sweet_Lara]

Saved three men caught in a rip tide with his surfboard. Oh wait, that was a kid in Jersey.

Caught doing the Burt Lancaster on a beach in Central Park

 

[ydahecnot]

Caught doing the Burt Lancaster on a beach in Central Park

Arrested for trapping the animal used to make her hat

 

[beachbaby179]

Arrested for trapping the animal used to make her hat

He hit the big jackpot in Vegas.

 

[keeperofsecrets69]

He hit the big jackpot in Vegas.

making dents in car hoods with her bouncy titties

 

[mickyp123]

making dents in car hoods with her bouncy titties

Sold out to the Russians

 

[DeckardNYC]

Sold out to the Russians

He got lost -- there's no GPS in Middle Earth.