The U.N. reports that we have zero years left to avoid climate change.

[islandman]

So, how will climate change affect your fucking? Or being fucked?

What precautions are you taking?

Me, I'm stocking up on lube. When the shit hits the fan, lube will be worth its weight in gold.

Discuss.

 

[spacekowboy]

Coconut oil.

 

[islandman]

Solid choice. Lube, lotion, and cooking oil.

 

[spacekowboy]

Make sure you keep the jars separated though.

 

[RoryN]

"Zero years left" plays directly into the Right's "since we're already screwed, we might as well burn the rainforests" stance.

Would've been better if the U.N. had kept its mouth shut this time.

 

[Islander55]

There is no way we are going to stop climate change. The real issue is planning how to deal with the impact.

 

[pointless]

"Zero years left" plays directly into the Right's "since we're already screwed, we might as well burn the rainforests" stance.

Would've been better if the U.N. had kept its mouth shut this time.

dude, their going stick to that line until the very end and people are going to keep ignoring the obvious and refuse to even try to change their lifestyles until we've all starved to death and made the world complete hostile to human life. people are nowhere near as smart as they like to think they are and everyone is a slave to their emotions.

 

[rockcasbah]

Canada’s just starting to warm up nicely, so fuck off with the global cooling.

 

[jaF0]

Bring on the Asteroid.

 

[pointless]

Canada’s just starting to warm up nicely, so fuck off with the global cooling.

the gulfstream is on the verge of collapse. you best not get used to it.

 

[rockcasbah]

the gulfstream is on the verge of collapse. you best not get used to it.

If by “verge” you mean the latest estimate of 100 years or so, i’ll take my chances.

 

[rockcasbah]

All they need to do is take the CO2 out of the atmosphere, make fire extinguishers and send them to Cali to put out the fires.

Problem solved.

 

[rockcasbah]

And as for our Grandchildren… fuck them. They can roast and choke as a Thanks for All The Ugly Ties.

 

[pointless]

i forgot how excited he gets when you acknowledge him.

 

[jaF0]

Like a dog on a leg.

 

[rockcasbah]

Perspective is a funny thing; i just think of you guys as slow and stupid.

 

[Chernosoth]

Climate change can be like moving without the packing and change of address. Californians are moving to a barbecue joint with some lovely smoky flavor. I am moving to a rainforest, where the grass will literally be greener with less winter.

 

[Lazaran]

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I see the RWCJ has moved on from plan A: Climate change is a hoax; to plan B: Climate change is real and there's nothing we can do about it.

That's the RWCJ's idea of progress.

SAD!!!

 

[islandman]

Unsurprisingly, this became a thread about climate change.

 

[Chernosoth]

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I see the RWCJ has moved on from plan A: Climate change is a hoax; to plan B: Climate change is real and there's nothing we can do about it.

Believing we could control, dominate, and possess the earth is the most severe mistake of our civilization. The consequences of that mistake will last for millennia. Relearning how to live as a part of our ecosystem will take centuries.

 

[Saint_Ann]

So, how will climate change affect your fucking? Or being fucked?

What precautions are you taking?

Me, I'm stocking up on lube. When the shit hits the fan, lube will be worth its weight in gold.

Discuss.

Stop fucking 90 yo men and that problem goes away.

 

[jaF0]

I think we're all doomed to be furry little kittens.

 

[thør]

ya gotta be cool, relax.....

So, how will climate change affect your fucking? Or being fucked?

What precautions are you taking?

Discuss.

I'm putting together a solar powered ice and ice cream maker for permanent summertime:

Now summertime's here babe
Need somethin' to keep you cool
Ah now summertime's here babe
Need somethin' to keep you cool
You better look out now
'Cause I got somethin' for you
I'll tell ya what it is

I'm your ice cream man
Stop me when I'm passin' by
I'm your ice cream man
Stop me when I'm passin' by
See all my flavors are guaranteed to satisfy​

 

[neci]

heat reflective roofing material. xeriscape lawn. voting for politicians who actively work to limit our nation's carbon footprint, when they are available on the ballots. it's easy to be bad. being good takes planning and intent.

 

[Chernosoth]

The long supply chains that zigzag around the world for cheap labor have many weak links. Many car dealers are understocked and raising prices because carmakers can't get microchips. If electronics manufacturers move back to the US, they will need very clean air, not the West Coast's smoky air. The Midwest or Appalachians could contain the next Silicon Valley.