Jade's New Place

[SunnySideOvum]

I don't know. Dribble offered first. But I'll consider it.

He could always be your fluffer.

 

[JerseyJade]

He could always be your fluffer.

You think of everything, don't you?

 

[SunnySideOvum]

You think of everything, don't you?

I just want you to hurry up and post that video.

 

[JerseyJade]

I just want you to hurry up and post that video.

Yeah... well don't hold your breath.

 

[SunnySideOvum]

Yeah... well don't hold your breath.

That's a shame. You seemed so proud of the idea.

 

[JerseyJade]

That's a shame. You seemed so proud of the idea.

Well unfortunately that Porn Hub thing isn't real, otherwise.. if I didn't have kids... maybe.

 

[SunnySideOvum]

Well unfortunately that Porn Hub thing isn't real, otherwise.. if I didn't have kids... maybe.

Yea... Don't want them stumbling on that video down the road.

 

[JerseyJade]

Yea... Don't want them stumbling on that video down the road.

Exactly!

 

[SunnySideOvum]

Exactly!

It is what it is. I bet you'd have fun though.

 

[JerseyJade]

It is what it is. I bet you'd have fun though.

I would.. and I wouldn't be paying attention to the camera.

 

[SunnySideOvum]

I would.. and I wouldn't be paying attention to the camera.

You'd certainly have you hands full. Among other things.

 

[JerseyJade]

You'd certainly have you hands full. Among other things.

Just my mouth.

 

[SunnySideOvum]

Just my mouth.

Don't be silly. I'm sure you can multitask.

 

[JerseyJade]

Don't be silly. I'm sure you can multitask.

I wouldn't want to. I would just want to focus on one man at a time.

 

[SunnySideOvum]

I wouldn't want to. I would just want to focus on one man at a time.

And how many men are there? More or less than the Wu-Tang Clan?

 

[JerseyJade]

And how many men are there? More or less than the Wu-Tang Clan?

Lol

I don't know. I haven't really considered doing porn.

 

[SunnySideOvum]

Lol

I don't know. I haven't really considered doing porn.

But is it porn if there's no camera?

 

[JerseyJade]

But is it porn if there's no camera?

Is that a trick question?

 

[SunnySideOvum]

Is that a trick question?

Sounds like you don't think so.

 

[JerseyJade]

Sounds like you don't think so.

Well obviously if there is no camera, then it isn't porn... unless you think otherwise.

 

[SunnySideOvum]

Well obviously if there is no camera, then it isn't porn... unless you think otherwise.

We're degenerates; everything is porn.

 

[JerseyJade]

We're degenerates; everything is porn.

You say so.

 

[SunnySideOvum]

You say so.

We wouldn't be here if we weren't.

 

[JerseyJade]

We wouldn't be here if we weren't.

Well when I'm fucking my man, I don't consider that to be porn.. but that's just me.

 

[SunnySideOvum]

Well when I'm fucking my man, I don't consider that to be porn.. but that's just me.

Do you ever daydream about fucking? Or giving head? Or eating a delicious dessert?