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Myths, Monsters and Fables. Why do they almost always seem to be male?

Bigfoot, the Loch Ness Monster, Chupacabra, Spring-heeled Jack, the Jersey Devil, Champy, the Mothman, etc.

All dudes, or at least presumed to be dudes. We never really see Bigfoot’s cock. And if the whole foot size is equal to cock size equation is to be believed then Bigfoot should have to fling that thing over his shoulder when he walks.

Even Frankenstein’s Monster, Dracula, the Wolf Man—they’re all dudes. Yes, there are female counterparts, but seriously the Bride is really the only one of note and even she only appears for a couple minutes in her own movie.

Jason, Freddy, Michael Myers? Is there no room for Michelle Myers?

I know the argument is probably going to be the old “male dominated society” thing, but if that’s the case then wouldn’t ALL the monsters be women?

“I gotta go, fellas. I’m late already and the old Wolf Maid will be waiting for me. It’s those three days of the month so if I end up with a severed jugular tomorrow…”

There is Bloody Mary, the Tooth Fairy and that one ghost in the white dress that comes down the stairs everyday at 2pm (even though no one ever thinks of grabbing a camera) but mostly there is only monster cock.

How come there are no fables of Paul Bunyan yanking it? Or Babe the blue ox humping a mountain? Imagine the environmental disasters those events would have caused. There was no Mrs. Bunyan so Paul had to be taking care of business somewhere.

Where is Nosferatette?
Freda Krueger?
The Mothwoman?
The Vagyeti?

I know some people say that Bigfoot is a girl. That you can see boobs in the Patterson film, but I’m not convinced. Most apes have some level of boobage and I don’t think Paterson and his pals thought of making a girl costume.

Where is Bigfoot’s Cock?
 
Is there a reason cocktail idea made up of two sexually based words? Cock - the male member. Tail another work for sex.

I could really use a cocktail and some cock & some tail.
 
AnnyMouse28 said:
Is there a reason cocktail idea made up of two sexually based words? Cock - the male member. Tail another work for sex.

I could really use a cocktail and some cock & some tail.
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There's always tequila for the lady whose clothes fall off.😘😘 think I'm hitting the cocktail when I get home.
 
Default as I live and breathe! :eek:

You came up in conversation just the other day. I just ran and must shower, dang it! If I don't get back before you go *poof* you're been missed. :cattail:
 
Endless_Night said:
Default as I live and breathe! :eek:

You came up in conversation just the other day. I just ran and must shower, dang it! If I don't get back before you go *poof* you're been missed. :cattail:
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Before I go poof??? How homophobic Enny! Jk, jk. Good to see you and it's good to be seen!
 
I got all excited, because horror movie monsters!

And then it went in a direction I should have been, but wasn't, expecting. 😂

Point made, though. You never see that, errr, particular aspect exploited in film. And you'd sorta think there'd be a lot to exploit.

Also, do you have a link? I want that Bigfoot picture and I'm too lazy to go looking. :cattail:


(And is it me, or is that Bigfoot wearing shoes?)

hotwords229_A said:
Monster Cock!

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default24 said:
Ooooooooooooooooooo we got sassy Enny tonight!
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I'll even swish my tail. :cool:

*swish*


Which reminds me of this huge (and rather mortifying) conversational misunderstanding I just had on the *kitten* aspect of pet girls.

(And no, I won't be sharing. Or ever tell another soul. OMG. 😂 )


For some reason Trekka and her bunny ears jump to mind!
 
Endless_Night said:
I'll even swish my tail. :cool:

*swish*


Which reminds me of this huge (and rather mortifying) conversational misunderstanding I just had on the *kitten* aspect of pet girls.

(And no, I won't be sharing. Or ever tell another soul. OMG. 😂 )


For some reason Trekka and her bunny ears jump to mind!
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swish your tail... DID YOU GET A TAIL PLUG!!!!
:D:D:D

Ahhhhh Trekka. I hope her bunny ears are getting smashed into a headboard somewhere❤
 
default24 said:
swish your tail... DID YOU GET A TAIL PLUG!!!!
:D:D:D

Ahhhhh Trekka. I hope her bunny ears are getting smashed into a headboard somewhere❤
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Oh. My. God.

NO.

That would be a metaphorical tail. METAPHORICAL. :eek:



I hope she has orgasms spilling out of her ears.

(See? I can be kinky. :p)
 
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