Cock Talk

[n8Romantic]

Very important. Prostate health is very important. Have you had yours checked lately fellas?

Hell yeah, every day if I could.

 

[Asian_Flower]

Sorry if this was previously discussed (I didn't read the entire thread)

Why are you guy so obsessed with your size? You either talk yourself up claiming to be "large" or on the other side go on about how "small" you are? In the end most guys are fairly average and for the most part it doesn't really matter all that much.

Boys will be boys Annie

 

[n8Romantic]

Boys will be boys Annie

And girls will be girls. Ain't it great!

 

[hotwords229_A]

Sorry if this was previously discussed (I didn't read the entire thread)

Why are you guy so obsessed with your size? You either talk yourself up claiming to be "large" or on the other side go on about how "small" you are? In the end most guys are fairly average and for the most part it doesn't really matter all that much.

Boys will be boys Annie

I’m sorry I had a hard time reading your post because my enormous cock kept covering the screen

This is one of the great questions that led to this thread being created (although I didn’t cover it yet), but yes, we are obsessed, not just with the size, but the shape, angle, volume it produces, distance it shoots, size of the balls, all kinds of things.

The great irony is that I believe most women really don’t care. They seem more interested in the guy it’s attached to and how it feels inside them. The truth is that women are (generally) never going to care about our cocks as much as we do.

While we are having our “pissing contest” to see whose dick is best, women are off rolling their eyes at us while comparing their breasts to the other women’s breasts feeling like they aren’t big or awesome enough. Truth is we (guys) love your breasts because, well, they’re breasts!

By the way, I’m as average as can be. I’m almost at peace with that, but also insecure enough that I might try just a little bit harder to please and that is probably a good thing.

We can’t all be NRJ with his big fat cock!

 

[LAHomedog]

Why are you guy so obsessed with your size? You either talk yourself up claiming to be "large" or on the other side go on about how "small" you are? In the end most guys are fairly average and for the most part it doesn't really matter all that much.

I think everyone is concerned about size in one way or another. Men tend to exaggerate their height and say that they are taller, women tend to lower their weight. We are taught via porn that bigger breasts are more desirable and bigger cocks are more desirable.

I always thought in bed girth was much more important than length. When asked, I say "big enough to get the job done." That's really all that matters.

 

[LAHomedog]

Who is measuring if you’ve “got the job done.” You or your partner?

Partner. The only true standard.

 

[AmberLGreen]

Size doesn’t matter (unless it is absolutely huge because that would scare the shit out of me). For me it is about knowing the right position that allows the right spots to be hit. I don’t want a guy’s cock because it looks good (let’s face it, not many of them look that great) I want it because of what he can do with it. And if he isn’t that good at using it then we can have fun learning or get pleasure together from other ways.

 

[Acktion]

Sorry if this was previously discussed (I didn't read the entire thread)

Why are you guy so obsessed with your size? You either talk yourself up claiming to be "large" or on the other side go on about how "small" you are? In the end most guys are fairly average and for the most part it doesn't really matter all that much.

In all seriousness, Anny, it has to do with early development before sex even became a thing.

Take a look at little kids playing on the playground.

Little girls tend to play together cooperatively, where little boys tend to play together competitively. Now some of that is the nature of the biochemical stew inside of us. And some of it is due to the nurture of socialization and acculturation. Anyone who argues one to the exclusion of the other is half-blind.

When we hit puberty, we notice the changes going on. For the female half of the species, the secondary sex characteristics (breasts and hips) is far more obvious. Even an a-cup breast is going to be larger than any penis.

Guys, on the other hand, really don't have a secondary... unless we count beards, which most will be forced to shave off. All we really have is that one little piece of flesh.

And, of course, some are growers and some are showers. Some are fatter and some are longer. But, there really just isn't a whole lot of variation there. It's a tube of flesh. And, let's be honest here. While there is a great deal of difference between girls breasts and hips and, once we are lucky enough, her precious flower, once you've seen one dick, you've pretty much seen them all.

Except for the size.

So, to the adolescent mindset, size must be important. And since we are still hyper-socialized to be competitive, bigger must be better, right?

And, of course, no adults are saying anything except "you're not old enough to be worried about such things." And it's the pretty rare specimen who will actually talk about anything with the opposite gender at that delicate age. So, little boys are left talking to other little boys who just really have no more clue about little girls than they do.

The hell of it is... it's the pretty rare person that manages to completely shake the meanness of the playground. Those things that were made fun of stick with us. Even when it wasn't us that was made fun of, but just witnesses.

***shrug*** Even with a picture floating around here somewhere with my cock stretching from pupil to pupil in her eyes, and from her forehead to her chin... despite another picture showing me slightly larger than two D-cell batteries... even despite her assurances that I'm as big as she would ever want to take... still I think of myself on the small side. Long Dong Silver was twenty-four inches of swinging meat who could tie it in a knot for a photo stunt.

But, I don't really care too much since that same fear of being inadequate taught me a whole lot of tricks over the decades. And, yes, I really can train a woman for forty-seven hours still. Because as far as I'm concerned, my cock is the least of what I bring to the table... or the bed... or the shower... or...

 

[hotwords229_A]

Go to the corner (wanking optional).

Wanking is never optional.

I’m loving the interaction here. I hope more people jump in and ask, answer, ponder and play!

 

[hotwords229_A]

I'm off to buy some Magnum condoms.



(Totally playin')

I bought the Murder, She Wrote condoms.
They’re very disturbing.

 

[LAHomedog]

Everyone talks about cock size, but it is rare to talk about vaginal size. I'm talking the interior. The vaginal tunnel. Like penises, every vagina is different. Most guys seem to only care if it is "tight" or not, but every woman I have ever known knows the exact shape and size of her vagina.

I have been with longer ones, shorter ones where I hit the cervix with every stroke, some that are too tight, some that are wide, and some, for my cock ideal like a hand in a glove.

I believe the two have to match up. Be a fit. It seems to me a shorter vaginal tunnel has more pleasure with a shorter penis. A long and wide one become size queens because that is what satisfies them. I could go on and on. When the two parts match, it is a gigantic advantage to a satisfying sexual experience for both parties. Not all of it, but a head start.

From the first time I slept with my wife on our 2nd date, she even mentioned it. Our naughty bits match up.

I know this may not seem like a post for the "Cock Thread," but I believe it is. Aren't we talking about what size brings pleasure? It's a two way street, I think.

 

[AnnyMouse28]

every woman I have ever known knows the exact shape and size of her vagina.

Really? I’ve never really talked to other women about their vaginas but I can honestly say I have no clue the size and shape of mine. Not sure how one goes about figuring that out.

 

[LAHomedog]

Really? I’ve never really talked to other women about their vaginas but I can honestly say I have no clue the size and shape of mine. Not sure how one goes about figuring that out.

Merely reporting my experiences. I believe the answer is fingers, dildos, and sexual experiences.

My high school girl friend who I'm still friendly with, is about 5'-2" tall and cute as a button. We are many years away from high school, both married, with kids. She married a 6'-0" tall man who had the largest cock I had ever seen live in a locker room. After they divorced, she told me she hated it. It was too big and they could only have sex with her on top and it was rarely satisfying. After they divorced, she married a terrific guy who is about 5'-6" tall and they had two great kids and are now way into the grandparents years. I always assumed the fit was much better.

 

[Deleted member 3041612]

Really? I’ve never really talked to other women about their vaginas but I can honestly say I have no clue the size and shape of mine. Not sure how one goes about figuring that out.

Use a mirror. Either a hand held one or a standing one where you’re in front with a step stool.

 

[LAHomedog]

Ok let’s talk specifics while we’re talking size.

Have you measured your cock? Circumference? Length? Do you measure it regularly to monitor it or was it like a one off thing just to know or for some other reason? How did you feel when you saw the number you got? Are you confident with your size or are you like some women and a little bit worried about if you…. measure up to society’s expectations of what you should look like? Do you get nervous showing it off to a lover for the first time or are you all “tada!! Behold the majesty!”

Also while I’m mentioning monitoring here is your friendly reminder to lump check your testicles today guys.

I don't care what any guy says on here, every guy has measured his cock and knows exactly his measurements. Exactly.

Is the guy comfortable with those, I don't know. I am not in his head. I hope that each finds peace and acceptance and loves his body for what it is the same way I hope that every woman finds peace and acceptance with their body for what it is.

There are things we can change. Hair length and color, Men, shaved, facial hair. Diet, working out for muscles and tightness, but we can never change genetics.

Big cock, average cock, small cock, that's your DNA. Big ass, small ass, that's your DNA mostly determined by your pelvic bone size.

Sure there is body modification, but no one has figured out yet how to modify a cock bigger safely.

i wish everyone to enjoy their bodies for what they are. Life is short. It is the only one we have. Treasure it.


And yes, don't forget to check those balls and also get your PSA test. I just had a buddy have an early PSA test, they found Stage 0, prostate cancer. Unheard of. Surgery and he is good for 20+ years.

 

[LAHomedog]

Presuming you’re a male, you are in your head and know if you’re comfortable with your size.

Well, you know that I am a male. And I am more that comfortable with my size which does not matter.within this discussion.

Here's what I know: I have spent hours in theater costume shops in college doing mandatory time. All had to work crew in all shops.

Every single actor and actress would come in for measurements. Total body. Including male inseam, and female "Iip to tip."

All women fudged on their weight, their waist, their butt, and their bra size.

All guys fudged on their height, their chest size, and their inseam which implied cock size since the shop had to figure out if they dressed left or right.

I am sure you know exactly what your measurements are as do I.

I am exactly 5'-11 3/4" tall. I'm a guy I round it up to 6' feet.

On any given day, I am somewhere between 165-168lbs. I don't give a shit. I judge my weight by my waist size,

We have chatted private before. Not to be salacious, If you want to know my honest measurements downstairs I'll share them. Every guys knows. I'm not a woman. I believe every woman knows the essential measurements too.

 

[SassySheDevil]

CAREFUL: That’s a load bearing wall.



Masturbation is awesome, but what about the participation award at the end?
What do you do with it?
Looking back, I played pretty fast and loose with my line of fire.

I had a pull up bar in my closet doorframe and I liked to do a half pull up and hang there until I came. After so many years, you can imagine I did some damage to the drywall, closet door, closet floor, etc. Most people come out of the closet, I came in the closet.

At the time, I thought I did a good job of hiding it, but looking back there had to be questions raised after I moved out of ‘what are all these weird stain marks?’
Pretty embarrassing if I think about it.
To be clear, I always cleaned up, but there is still a residue left behind. I was a teenager, a group not known for their abilities for thorough cleaning.

I know a lot of guys use/used their socks, but I never understood how that solved anything. Now you have a sock full of cum, what do you do with it? You certainly aren’t going to do a load of laundry to clean your laundry load (get it?) every time.

My own approach was to “pregame” in my bedroom and, when I reached the stroke before the point of no return, I would make a beeline for the bathroom, cum in some toilet paper and flush it.

Guys who grew up with their own bathroom are Gods among us.

Is it time to finally invent a disposable Shamwow for cocks?
Or is creative cum disposal a rite of passage every guy needs to figure out on his own?

How did you deal with your own cum?
How do you dispose of it today?
Did anyone give you any advice when you were young, or did you just have to be creative?
Ladies, don’t you find us disgusting.

I can only comment on this and say I FUCKING HATE TISSUE. I guess what a guy does when he's alone is.. whatever. But when guys are describing what they are doing, when I've seen what they are doing. Don't cum in a damn tissue. Cum on yourself (If I'm not there) and wipe it up when I'm not watching. I promise, you will not melt from your own damn cum hitting your skin. Tissue is so unsexy.

Alone. As a Mother of a male. Wherever you try and hide it. Mom does not want to find your crusty clothes. So either be creative, or do your own laundry. Tissue is allowed in this case

 

[Acktion]

Ok let’s talk specifics while we’re talking size.

Have you measured your cock? Circumference? Length? Do you measure it regularly to monitor it or was it like a one off thing just to know or for some other reason? How did you feel when you saw the number you got? Are you confident with your size or are you like some women and a little bit worried about if you…. measure up to society’s expectations of what you should look like? Do you get nervous showing it off to a lover for the first time or are you all “tada!! Behold the majesty!”






Also while I’m mentioning monitoring here is your friendly reminder to lump check your testicles today guys.

Oh, yes.

This was several decades ago and I was just starting to pay attention to the differences shaping up as everybody hit puberty. Now, at the time, there was no infernal net. There were magazines and movies, but those were hard to get ahold of for a barely pubescing little snotnose. However, nobody really paid attention to books if there weren't pictures and such.

And everything I could get my hands on very clearly stated that nine inches was the minimum acceptable standard.

Additionally, I was transitioning from bookworm to jock and in the dressing room, couldn't help but notice some rather obvious size differences. Now, I hadn't encountered anything about "grower" versus "shower," so I just assumed that everybody grew proportionally. And if some of those guys had, they could have lined up three cheerleaders and fucked the third.

So, one night I snuck into the hall closet after the rest of the house was asleep and swiped Mom's cloth tape measure. And proceeded to measure myself every which way you can imagine and quite a few you probably wouldn't. Girth and length? I measured my testicles and the distance between them.

And seriously considered suicide.

In my fragile little mind, I was doomed to lose whatever ephemeral lover I would eventually find because the books I was reading said there was just no way.

I was always nervous showing myself to a lover for the first time. Even just my shirt off with all this body hair was nerve-wracking. My pants never came off that first time until after her third orgasm. Which didn't always work out as well as one might think...

Any road, despite eventual college classes where I learned that I'm actually a bit larger than average... despite several lovers telling me that they really wouldn't want anything bigger... I still had that old mental image from earlier.

When my late wife had her hysterectomy, I was there for the follow-up. The OB/GYN said something about a lot of cervical bruising, while peering over her glasses at me. I said, "must've been her ex." And she just about fell off her chair laughing. That was the first she knew that I had some mental issues about my size. (In my defense, she was the one digging the Freddy Kruger claws in.)

Any road, that measuring was a one-off. Never did again. As far as I've been concerned (once I finally got around to getting naked with somebody), "if it doesn't fit, you must quit." And if she's happy, that's all that really matters to me.

 

[SassySheDevil]

Vader helmet or Anakin head?

I’m happily circumcised (I know you were all wondering ) and I know that a lot of guys are happily uncircumcised. I’m not at all interested in a conversation about the virtues or mutilation of circumcision, but I am interested to hear your thoughts about your “preference of appearance”.

This is strictly visual (or is it?).

A lot of people say they don’t care, and maybe that’s true. I know that I, personally, don’t care for the “look” of an uncut dick.
It freaks me out a little

Probably because I am circumcised so I grew up thinking everyone should have a Darth Vader helmet on their dick (which, I suppose everyone does, just some of you are wearing your jedi cloak over it).

What do you think about a nicely cut or naturally uncut cock?
Do you have a preference?
Are guys opinions stronger on the appearance of a cock than women’s? Or do you just say you like the cock of someone you love no matter what it looks like because they’re all a little ridiculous looking?

Being from the States. It is much more common to see Circumcised. I learned early on here, that the variety was kind of nice. However, I can admit to being extremely nervous at the idea of uncut. Would I hurt it? Would I pull it back too fast/hard. The Curiosities always outweighed the nerves though.
So I would take either. I feel like it would be similar to how RainShine described Christmas. Opening a new package.

I think appearance is fun. But my things are the head. I love a good fat head. I love a curve. I love veins. I don't care about size near as much. Show me someone who knows how to use it.
So that being said. Those factors come in both versions. So I'm happy either way.

 

[SassySheDevil]

Everyone talks about cock size, but it is rare to talk about vaginal size. I'm talking the interior. The vaginal tunnel. Like penises, every vagina is different. Most guys seem to only care if it is "tight" or not, but every woman I have ever known knows the exact shape and size of her vagina.

I have been with longer ones, shorter ones where I hit the cervix with every stroke, some that are too tight, some that are wide, and some, for my cock ideal like a hand in a glove.

I believe the two have to match up. Be a fit. It seems to me a shorter vaginal tunnel has more pleasure with a shorter penis. A long and wide one become size queens because that is what satisfies them. I could go on and on. When the two parts match, it is a gigantic advantage to a satisfying sexual experience for both parties. Not all of it, but a head start.

From the first time I slept with my wife on our 2nd date, she even mentioned it. Our naughty bits match up.

I know this may not seem like a post for the "Cock Thread," but I believe it is. Aren't we talking about what size brings pleasure? It's a two way street, I think.

I am sure this comes into play. But a woman is much harder to measure. Only a guy can really tell a woman how she feels compared to another, and lets face it. No woman really wants to know that. I can only tell somehow how I "Measure" by shoving a toy inside and saying "wow, this is tight for me. Here Jenny, you try this one. Tell me how it fits inside you, and lets compare" Nope. Never done that.
I can tell how a toy fits in me, I can tell you that according to that toy, I must not be super long, cause I can't get it all the way in.

But I agree. I think that men and women who mesh better physically, probably have a head start. For me. There is such a thing as too big. Too long. After having babies, I have ovarian Cysts which have tilted my cervix. So too much aggression can be a little painful. But someone shorter might not do that.
But I still believe it has a lot more to do with knowing what to do, than it does if you physically fit.

Really? I’ve never really talked to other women about their vaginas but I can honestly say I have no clue the size and shape of mine. Not sure how one goes about figuring that out.

Yeah I've never talked to my friends about this. We've talked about things like "Hmm I wonder if I'm tight enough. What toys have you tried"
But never the length or width of our Vaginal tunnels. But now I'm kinda intrigued lol

 

[SassySheDevil]

I legitimately only know because during a papsmear the dr said “her cervix is unusually high”. It freaked me out a little. Lol

This too. Because of Ovarian Cysts, my Cervix is tilted, so they have to go digging for what they need. But also from the time I had my first one, they said I had a small birth canal. So if I had larger than Average size babies, I'd have to have C sections (and I did)

 

[SassySheDevil]

I have never discussed this with my friends irl, just feel comfortable about doing it on lit. I think I’m tight because a) my husband tells me I am and b) because thicker, shorter dildos are harder to get in. I have discussed toys with friends but not tightness.

Same. I think if I had 10 partners and they all told me how I felt. If it was the same. I'd believe it.
But I think guys will tell a woman she is tight, in the same way a woman will tell a guy he's the best she's ever had.
So if I had 1 guy tell me I was tight. Maybe 2. I'd still wonder if they were just telling me that.

 

[AmberLGreen]

A friend of mine had vaginal surgery after having her first child because she said she couldn’t feel her husband as well as she could before.

I find how much of a guy I can take is often down to how wet I get and how close to orgasm I am. The nearer I am to orgasm the deeper he can get but once I orgasm, it tends to push him back out a little bit.

I think I am fortunate that a guy has never been playing down there and lost his watch

 

[hotwords229_A]

So many things to say . . .I’ll try to say them in the most disorganized way possible while forgetting most of my points until after I post this.

First, I can’t make a Vagina Talk thread because I don’t have one and wouldn’t know what to ask. But I love the conversation that’s going on about them and, of course, I now can’t help but picture a bunch of women standing around bragging about how big they are “down there” and that’s funny as hell to me. The idea of men wanting to be bigger and women wanting to be tighter (smaller) kind of makes life worth living. I love irony.

Disclaimer: I’m not saying all women want to be tighter, or even think about it, I’m just saying I believe women would lean toward thinking that they’re smaller where guys will always lean toward thinking they’re bigger. Comedy gold!

Second, as Sassy says don’t use a tissue if you’re jerking in front of someone else—that’s just bad form. Cum all over yourself, she (they) can lick it up and give you a nice big kiss for the show you gave.

Third, yes. Penetrative sex alone doesn’t always (usually) get the job done. You also have to have a lot of money. And if you don’t have that, you better be able to eat pussy like a monster who thrives on ecstasy.

 

[hotwords229_A]

Ok let’s talk specifics while we’re talking size.

Have you measured your cock? Circumference? Length? Do you measure it regularly to monitor it or was it like a one off thing just to know or for some other reason? How did you feel when you saw the number you got? Are you confident with your size or are you like some women and a little bit worried about if you…. measure up to society’s expectations of what you should look like? Do you get nervous showing it off to a lover for the first time or are you all “tada!! Behold the majesty!”


Also while I’m mentioning monitoring here is your friendly reminder to lump check your testicles today guys.

Yes, I’ve measured. Luckily, it was way before I knew the “average size”. And, measurement-wise, I am average. I honestly only measured it that one time (not counting the four follow up times to make sure )

I am of average length and a little above average girth. Thank God for girth!

One thing I will say about size is that the number seems to be going down based on what I’ve learned from another cock thread Cock Map. Which is another favorite thread. Where the hell is default?
I wonder if the number seems to be going down so “scientists” can boost guys self-esteem (as well as their own) or if it is legit. Knowing that all guys lie and no one with a super small dick is going to volunteer to be measured, how can we claim with any certainty what average really is?

When I realized I was average I felt relieved, but also a little disappointed. I always wanted one more inch just for bragging rights, but oh well. In the words of Mr. Burns, “I’d give it all up for a little bit more”.

When showing myself off for the first time I am always a little nervous, not just dick size, but the whole body. I think most people are nervous and the trick is to remember that she is nervous too and that makes me more comfortable being naked in front of her. In fact, it takes my mind off of my own nervousness and helps me focus on making her more comfortable.

I’d like to be a “behold the majesty” guy and do lots of helicoptering/martial arts moves with it, but mostly is just sticks up and throbs

I do like the look of my dick, though. I think the angle is good, the head is well shaped and proportional, it’s not too veiny while still being veiny enough.

One more inch and I could have been a porn star!

That’s a pretty good title for my memoir.

Girth-wise I excel. My proudest dick statistic was when I took the “toilet paper roll” test and was unable to fit. I felt like I had won some kind of prize. Lol

Also, I think if there is one test guys never need to be reminded of it’s to test their testicles. I could have a broken arm and not even realize it, but the slightest thing different about my dick or balls and I’m all over it. I could probably tell if a new pube grew.