Cock Talk

[hotwords229_A]

And f the girls ran naked into the locker room I honestly don't think I would have stopped jizzing myself. "Ohhhh damn, sorry about that, I was worked up and...oh nevermind, I'm back." Man, to have that teenage energy again. Lol

Seriously. I remember seeing a movie called Diving In (terrible movie) but there is a scene where a guy accidentally goes into the girls shower. They all come in and see him showering and one of the girls joins him talking about being “all stiff” from working out.
https://youtu.be/ojrFD2VYyeI
Approx. 12 mins in

I literally almost died of over-ejaculation from replaying this scene in my head.

 

[hotwords229_A]

^^^Nothing screams Sexy Movie more than Burt Young!

Staying on topic of showering publicly, I always wondered if there was that one guy in the shower who looked around and realized he just won. There has to be one guy with a body and dick better than everyone else, who was totally comfortable being nude in front of everybody and I wonder if he learned that on the very first day of showering with the class. While the rest of us had body dismorphia, intimidation, concerns, fear of boners, fear of shrinkage, etc.

That lucky Bastard!

Also, as a horror movie enthusiast, I found a podcast called Horror Queers where two gay guys talk horror movies. This was a good find because it offers (sometimes) a new perspective on horror movies that I thought I knew everything about. Anyway, they once got on the subject of gym class showers and both agreed on something that never occurred to me, that being gay in the gym showers was a horrible experience.

I would have assumed they would be like a kid in a candy store—the equivalent of me being in the girls showers. Instead, they said they were super intimidated that they might get caught staring, pop a rod, etc. or that, if everyone already knew they were gay, they would be under extreme scrutiny to make sure they weren’t enjoying themselves.

This sucks! I wish at least the gay guys were having fun, but nope. It’s like nobody gets a break in the showers except that one perfect bodied, big-dicked, superstar athlete.

 

[LAHomedog]

Staying on topic of showering publicly, I always wondered if there was that one guy in the shower who looked around and realized he just won.

I belonged to a gym in my 30s and there was a guy, short, I'd say no more than 5'-3", but he had a huge cock. It must have hung a full 8" soft. He use to stand by his locker for hours pretending to be drying off, but really he was showing off his dick to all of the taller, buffer guys in the gym because most of them were really fit, but smaller than him down below.

 

[Jm19]

Not strictly cock related but can medical lit explain why your balls get bigger and seem to hang lower the older you get?

 

[Asian_Flower]

I want to know what this whole "Morning Wood" thing is about Whats going on when a guy is asleep and yet has an erection? Is he dreaming of Charlize Theron or something ?

 

[AveryElle]

Fuck am I glad that I’m too young to ever have to be subjected to school group showers. In camp, we had individual stalls. my husband was in the military and said that in the showers at boot camp, you don’t have the time or energy to look - and the water is cold.

 

[MuscleDaddy]

I want to know what this whole "Morning Wood" thing is about Whats going on when a guy is asleep and yet has an erection? Is he dreaming of Charlize Theron or something ?

I suppose it’s possible. Since we supposedly don’t even recall most of our dreams how would anybody know? As far as the actual science on it I do recall reading some literature about the male sex drive being higher first thing in the morning and dropping off throughout the day. Women were supposed to be the opposite but of course it’s likely a generalization.

Not strictly cock related but can medical lit explain why your balls get bigger and seem to hang lower the older you get?

An additional set of reasons on top of the ones listed are just things that naturally happen with age: muscles that hold the scrotum weaken, skin elasticity changes.

 

[MuscleDaddy]

Fuck am I glad that I’m too young to ever have to be subjected to school group showers. In camp, we had individual stalls. my husband was in the military and said that in the showers at boot camp, you don’t have the time or energy to look - and the water is cold.

Still currently in the Army. We actually had personal stalls at the time/place I went to Basic Training but I have experienced group showers at other barracks afterwards. And yes, even there when worn out people are either looking or trying to avoid being seen.

 

[hotwords229_A]

Speaking of gays in horror have you seen the Scream, Queen doc on Shutter? It's about Marc Patton from Nightmare on Elm St Part 2. Really great stuff.

Yes. I fucking love it. SO GOOD.

I haven’t seen it, but on that podcast The cast of part 2 was at a live event promoting that doc and it sounds pretty interesting.
I never saw the gay angle of part 2 (I always thought it was just a really bad movie with a few great parts) but it’s pretty obvious once it’s pointed out. And it’s really unfortunate, because Freddy is still scary in that one. I love his look and if they had leaned into the struggle with Jesse’s sexuality it could have been a really awesome and meaningful story. Such a missed opportunity. Not to mention it fucked that guy’s whole career.

 

[hotwords229_A]

I belonged to a gym in my 30s and there was a guy, short, I'd say no more than 5'-3", but he had a huge cock. It must have hung a full 8" soft. He use to stand by his locker for hours pretending to be drying off, but really he was showing off his dick to all of the taller, buffer guys in the gym because most of them were really fit, but smaller than him down below.

That makes me think of the tripod scene with Mini Me in Goldmember.

I call bullshit on that.

Me too.
Everyone needs to be more comfortable with their bodies.

As well you should.

 

[hotwords229_A]

Not strictly cock related but can medical lit explain why your balls get bigger and seem to hang lower the older you get?

We need Aussiegeekygal to check in—she’s our resident penis doctor.

Is it simply a matter of everything shrinks so your balls just look bigger? Or do they really get bigger? Don’t earlobes get bigger as we age too?

Seems like bigger balls would be more fun when you’re younger.

 

[hotwords229_A]

I want to know what this whole "Morning Wood" thing is about Whats going on when a guy is asleep and yet has an erection? Is he dreaming of Charlize Theron or something ?

I think I know what our next topic will be.

 

[hotwords229_A]

A Tree Grows in Bedlinen
AKA
Morning Wood.

https://64.media.tumblr.com/aed5acc4b5c9e21867d14da4dae283de/tumblr_pr199b5v6v1wyq49so1_500.jpg

Morning Wood is living, throbbing proof that we really have no control over when our dicks decide to make a move. Sure, we can get hard if we want to, but we can also get hard when we don’t want to, or when there is absolutely no reason at all. I’ve gotten erections at some of the most unusual and crazy non-sexual times in my life. Sometimes I look down and I’m like “Why, Dude? What are you doing?”

I read that Morning Wood has nothing to do with having to pee, but I don’t know if I believe that. Some of my rock-hardiest morning hard-ons have been when I really, really needed to wake up and take a whiz and I’m convinced that’s my body calling ‘All Hands on Deck’ to hold back the tide until I give the command to blow all tanks.

Which leads to a topic for another time—peeing when your dick is sticking straight up in the air.

I don’t necessarily think being erect before consciousness is due to arousal, but it does lead to arousal. I’m a guy who usually sleeps face down, so my hips will often be slightly turned to allow room for my erection to pop out the side. As I wake up, I’ll start rubbing up and down and by the time I’m fully conscious I will be fully horny as well. Jerking off right away really isn’t the best time, due to being at such a relaxed state, but on the other hand, if I don’t then I’ll be horny all day.

It’s not easy having one of these living creatures dangling off your midsection.

In college, when my friends and I would go on vacation we would get a hotel room. 2 beds, 4-5 guys. I always opted to sleep on the floor simply because it was easier, but some of the guys slept in the bed together. I was invited to join in a bed, but I opted out by telling them that I know what I’ve done to my pillow while waking up in the morning and not to be offended—I was doing both of us a favor.

 

[hotwords229_A]

Do you take care of your Morning Wood before getting out of bed?
Do you enjoy getting up and walking out to make breakfast with a nice stiffy?
Are you hard most mornings. When your alarm goes off, or more on weekends when you wake up naturally?
Ladies, do you play with or erections while we’re asleep?

 

[kmagsley]

Morning wood is just mother nature looking after us guys. Like any muscule you cock needs exercise for vascular health. so it goes hard and soft as we sleep. pee part is just you drinking fluids before bed time.

Peeing when hard good luck as the hard on stops urination pathway.

yes cock pumps work and when used right helps keep cocks hard when used with kegal exercises.

good veins strong muscles means nice hard cock. curved left cock pump can straighten it out. it true.

 

[hotwords229_A]

Peeing when hard can be done, you just have to lean into it—literally.

The toilet really wasn’t built for men, which is weird because it was built by men.

I think there should be a suction hose that comes down from the ceiling for boner peeing. You just stick it in and let it fly.

 

[Mtnmike]

Peeing when hard can be done, you just have to lean into it—literally.

The toilet really wasn’t built for men, which is weird because it was built by men.

I think there should be a suction hose that comes down from the ceiling for boner peeing. You just stick it in and let it fly.

Lmao but I think that would be awesome, know my wife would be the first to purchase one lol.
Hey, maybe you should Patten it, bet it be a big seller.

 

[hotwords229_A]

Morning wood is just mother nature looking after us guys.

I really like this idea. How has there never been a character called The Cock Fairy who visits us every night and gives us handjobs in our sleep to keep our dicks happy and healthy? Sometimes, if we are really good, she even leaves a present in our Underoos.

 

[hotwords229_A]

Lmao but I think that would be awesome, know my wife would be the first to purchase one lol.
Hey, maybe you should Patten it, bet it be a big seller.

It’s time we rethink the toilet! Patent pending.

 

[Mtnmike]

I really like this idea. How has there never been a character called The Cock Fairy who visits us every night and gives us handjobs in our sleep to keep our dicks happy and healthy? Sometimes, if we are really good, she even leaves a present in our Underoos.

A " Cock Fairy " another great idea, where do I place my order lol.

 

[hotwords229_A]

A " Cock Fairy " another great idea, where do I place my order lol.

That’s the beauty—you don’t have to. She’s been visiting you every night for your whole life. She’s just one of Nature’s gifts.

 

[hotoldrguy]

I call bullshit on that.

Thank you.

 

[innocntplay]

I prefer mornings when that is not a water log. So does she.

 

[hotwords229_A]

CAREFUL: That’s a load bearing wall.

https://64.media.tumblr.com/b7021ff9bd2cd1285d029fd4630cd30b/tumblr_oi0qhtaySk1va2efko1_640.gifv

Masturbation is awesome, but what about the participation award at the end?
What do you do with it?
Looking back, I played pretty fast and loose with my line of fire.

I had a pull up bar in my closet doorframe and I liked to do a half pull up and hang there until I came. After so many years, you can imagine I did some damage to the drywall, closet door, closet floor, etc. Most people come out of the closet, I came in the closet.

At the time, I thought I did a good job of hiding it, but looking back there had to be questions raised after I moved out of ‘what are all these weird stain marks?’
Pretty embarrassing if I think about it.
To be clear, I always cleaned up, but there is still a residue left behind. I was a teenager, a group not known for their abilities for thorough cleaning.

I know a lot of guys use/used their socks, but I never understood how that solved anything. Now you have a sock full of cum, what do you do with it? You certainly aren’t going to do a load of laundry to clean your laundry load (get it?) every time.

My own approach was to “pregame” in my bedroom and, when I reached the stroke before the point of no return, I would make a beeline for the bathroom, cum in some toilet paper and flush it.

Guys who grew up with their own bathroom are Gods among us.

Is it time to finally invent a disposable Shamwow for cocks?
Or is creative cum disposal a rite of passage every guy needs to figure out on his own?

How did you deal with your own cum?
How do you dispose of it today?
Did anyone give you any advice when you were young, or did you just have to be creative?
Ladies, don’t you find us disgusting.

 

[hotwords229_A]

No pop-up book? A missed opportunity

https://i.pinimg.com/474x/ff/de/24/ffde2497d42e689b63d8ae4e9f302464--vintage-magazines-unique.jpg

Pre-internet, every guy has a Playboy story. Whether it was discovering his dad’s stash, a friend with an older brother, or whatever, we all have that memory of marveling at the magazine’s mammorated magnificence!

However, when I was a pretty young gentleman (of 18 yrs old ) I was visiting my cousins house and she had a Playgirl magazine out on her desk. My mom, sister, aunt and I all saw it there and the women had a good laugh. I, of course, was mortified, but also intrigued that women seemed to like looking at naked guys too.

Who knew!

I read this article on the history of Playgirl and it is pretty interesting:
https://www.esquire.com/entertainment/a55592/playgirl-magazine-history/

I’d like to hear stories about your experiences with Playgirl (or a facsimile thereof)
Do you have the same stories as “us guys” have with Playboy?
What did you think when you saw it?
Was it just curiosity, or a life changing event?

P.S.—Fucking Superman was on the cover of Playgirl!!! How crazy is that?
https://images-na.ssl-images-amazon.com/images/I/519UHMmRajL._AC_US218_.jpg