Dirty talk... What's the hottest you've heard?

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I'll admit that I'm just in the early stages of exploring what works and what doesn't work with my wife.. I'm curious to hear from others... What words, phrases, or sounds put you over the edge? Or is at combination of things?

Keep in mind, I'm not just talking about 'in the moment'. What does your significant other say to you that gets you horny?
 
Dirty talk is always hit and miss for me. I love it but in return I am not very good at it. That being said I love when the bedroom talk goes to getting me pregnant and knocking me up. Love playing that fantasy.
 
when she said

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It really does depend on the situation. We both like hearing details about past lovers. I would say that is probably what I like the best.
 
Not sure if this is what you are looking for, it’s all I have at the moment.

My recollections of dirty talk mostly center on my second ex and a FWB. Anal sex brought out the worst, or maybe the beast in them. They were anal fiends.
Their language would embarrass a sailor on leave in a whorehouse.

Ex liked to give me a play by play when she was squatting (feet flat on the mattress) on my cock.
I’m full of cock . . . I’ve got a big cock up my ass . . . can you see my ass with your cock in it . . . Can you get more up my ass . . .
When she had cum she would turn onto her back and coach me on; I’m full of cock . . . oh, you’re getting big, you must like it up my ass . . . you’re going to blow up my ass aren’t you . . .

FWB was more straightforward, only wanted anal in doggy position. fuck my asshole . . . get that cock up there . . . fuck my ass please . . . fuck my ass, fuck my ass, fuck my ass . . . I want your big cock up my asshole . . .

Needless to say, I couldn’t last very long with encouragement like that.
 
In my experience, the same, once she got my cock in her ass, way more vocal
 
Keep in mind, I'm not just talking about 'in the moment'. What does your significant other say to you that gets you horny?

Sometimes when we're making out and getting hot and heavy, if she picks up that I'm hornier than usual she'd say "My God, you're really frisky today". It's not so much dirty talk as something she thinks out loud, somehow that always gets me even more horny.
 
When we were at a party and a guy was fucking me from behind I heard my BF say: fuck her hard, make her feel your dick.

That made me cum.
 
I never quite know what to do about the fact that my wife is shy and doesn't really 'join in' with the dirty talk. I will say some things but the lack of response makes me wonder if what I'm saying is turning her on or putting her off. I guess I've lost a bit of confidence, I used to be a lot more pro-active with it.
 
I never quite know what to do about the fact that my wife is shy and doesn't really 'join in' with the dirty talk. I will say some things but the lack of response makes me wonder if what I'm saying is turning her on or putting her off. I guess I've lost a bit of confidence, I used to be a lot more pro-active with it.

perhaps try to use something you know will work? provided you know the trigger, of course. it could be she loves it but is embarrassed?

anyway, you know your wife, so...
 
perhaps try to use something you know will work? provided you know the trigger, of course. it could be she loves it but is embarrassed?

anyway, you know your wife, so...

I think I know what she likes and yes I think embarrassment is a factor. Just need to be more confident about it I guess.
 
Nothing in particular, but a quiet voice or whisper can affect your condition. Some people don't like it at all, it's always better to be specific. There are some people who are only distracted by it. A low voice always activates our attention.
 
Dirty talk is always hit and miss for me. I love it but in return I am not very good at it. That being said I love when the bedroom talk goes to getting me pregnant and knocking me up. Love playing that fantasy.
I LOVE! watching those breeding video's, hearing her saying breed me. There's one video where this guy watching, tell her to " tell him to breed you, " It's SO HOT! when she tells the guy, " please breed me, it's my most fertile time of the month." WOW! it makes me cum so hard.
 
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Dirty talk is always hit and miss for me. I love it but in return I am not very good at it. That being said I love when the bedroom talk goes to getting me pregnant and knocking me up. Love playing that fantasy.
Love those breed me video's.
 
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I LOVE! watching those breeding video's, hearing her saying breed me. There's one video where this guy watching, tell her to " tell him to breed you, " It's SO HOT! when she tells the guy, " please breed me, it's my most fertile time of the month." WOW! it makes me cum so hard.

There is this one video where she tells the guy, "please breed me, it's my most fertile time of the month. WOW! that gets me so hard.

i'm gonna include something like that in dialogue.

i'm writing this 'daddy/little-girl' scene at present. maybe there's room for that fantasy in the piece?

anyway, thanks. ;)

p.s. the scene features consenting adults - the daddy is mid-50s, the 'little-girl' is 19. just in case anyone gets their knickers in a twist, etc.
 
My wife seems to be into the breeding issue even though she is beyond the change. Perhaps it is more that she knows I like it but it seems to give her a jolt too. We only have one child and I know she would liked to have more so I think that is part too. As for dirty talk, she is more of a dirty whisperer. Not so much dirty talk as letting the guy know that she is ready for him and wants it all.
 
After my wife has had a bit of wine she gets really horny. When we are going at it, I will introduce some dirty/fantasy talk. She usually gets really worked up when I talk like there is another cock there with us. It really gets her going and then she joins in on the dirty talk too. I love doing everything I can to get her wetter and have better orgasms!
 
My wife seems to be into the breeding issue even though she is beyond the change.

Not at all surprising to me.

She's spent the vast majority of her lifetime in a body she knows (intellectually) exists to be impregnated and every time she's had sex with a man, she's confronted by that fact, either as a willing volunteer, as fearful of that happening or letting herself fantasize about it (I wonder if it's curiosity about what all those complicated female parts actually DO!).

Not something to be abandoned casually just 'cause it she can't do it any more. Habits of mind are not easily broken, if even they can be, and this one is the Ultimate Serious Topic!

And having been pregnant, I rather suspect she enjoyed it (though it's more complicated than mere pleasure, to be sure) and talking about it surfaces those pleasant memories.

A wise woman who knows her man, like yours, also uses his desires as a way to enhance his pleasure and her satisfaction at providing it.
 
Not at all surprising to me.

She's spent the vast majority of her lifetime in a body she knows (intellectually) exists to be impregnated and every time she's had sex with a man, she's confronted by that fact, either as a willing volunteer, as fearful of that happening or letting herself fantasize about it (I wonder if it's curiosity about what all those complicated female parts actually DO!).

Not something to be abandoned casually just 'cause it she can't do it any more. Habits of mind are not easily broken, if even they can be, and this one is the Ultimate Serious Topic!

And having been pregnant, I rather suspect she enjoyed it (though it's more complicated than mere pleasure, to be sure) and talking about it surfaces those pleasant memories.

A wise woman who knows her man, like yours, also uses his desires as a way to enhance his pleasure and her satisfaction at providing it.

Well spoken!
 
Not at all surprising to me.

She's spent the vast majority of her lifetime in a body she knows (intellectually) exists to be impregnated and every time she's had sex with a man, she's confronted by that fact, either as a willing volunteer, as fearful of that happening or letting herself fantasize about it (I wonder if it's curiosity about what all those complicated female parts actually DO!).

Not something to be abandoned casually just 'cause it she can't do it any more. Habits of mind are not easily broken, if even they can be, and this one is the Ultimate Serious Topic!

And having been pregnant, I rather suspect she enjoyed it (though it's more complicated than mere pleasure, to be sure) and talking about it surfaces those pleasant memories.

A wise woman who knows her man, like yours, also uses his desires as a way to enhance his pleasure and her satisfaction at providing it.

ah, the complexity.

logic, instinct, fear, desire, lust, and love...

need.

thanks for that insight.
 
This has worked on a few women:

"Don't even think about cumming until I give you permission; if you cum, I'm going to fuck your ass."
 
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