Ouch, that hurts!

[TooShyGirl]

......... stepping on Lego my daughter has on the floor!

 

[bimwiguy1963]

......... stepping on Lego my daughter has on the floor!

I'll kiss it where it hurts, and any place else that might need some attention.

 

[FataMorgana]

I'll kiss it where it hurts, and any place else that might need some attention.

Chill the fuck out, fella. She stood on Lego, end of. It didn't miraculously fly up her vagina.

 

[adrina]

I think legos flying up one's vagina sounds infinitely unpleasant. Given the option I would rather step on one.

 

[FataMorgana]

I think legos flying up one's vagina sounds infinitely unpleasant. Given the option I would rather step on one.

I stood on a plug last year, I think I'd rather have Lego in me Vader.*






* Phone autocorrect for vadge.

 

[adrina]

I'm split with that post...

1... don't step on plugs.

2... vadges should be called Vaders now.

Just sayin'.

 

[FataMorgana]

I'm split with that post...

1... don't step on plugs.

2... vadges should be called Vaders now.

Just sayin'.

Darth Vadge.

 

[LukSkyFokker]

https://images-na.ssl-images-amazon.com/images/I/81ot2baPqYL._AC_SX425_.jpg

 

[adrina]

Darth Vadge.

Use the force.

 

[silver gurl]

Use the force.

Tomorrow!

 

[Fingerfuxs]

Damn two

lol

In one day



Ouch that hurt

 

[Sean]

I stood on a plug last year, I think I'd rather have Lego in me Vader.*






* Phone autocorrect for vadge.

UK plugs seem perfectly designed to maim people.

 

[Brains_N_Boobs]

You are a bunch of softies...

https://i.imgur.com/oNFUxlQ.gif?noredirect

 

[rae121452]

i got up a few nights ago to pee and stubbed my toe for the first time in years. why the fuck does it hurt so much more in the middle of the night? i had to bite my tongue so i wouldn't scream.

 

[bimwiguy1963]

Miraculously

Chill the fuck out, fella. She stood on Lego, end of. It didn't miraculously fly up her vagina.

Well once I stepped on one and twisted my ankle. A friend stepped on one while holding a hot cup of coffee and left minor burns on her hand and wrist. I heard on a radio talk show where a lady stepped on one, lost her balance, fell and hit her head on the corner of an end table. Had to go to the ER for stitches. Poor thing. So we have an ankle, hand, wrist, and a head. No mention of a vagina. Oh, you brought that up. But, depends on how someone steps on one. If they catch on the edge of their foot, it could ricochet up the inner legs and, BAM. Right up in there. Hopefully not too deep to where they have to go to the ER to have it removed. Embarrassing, explain that one. You're thinking, that happening would be a long shot. But a long shot in basketball is called a 3 pointer. A single long shot in golf would be a HOLE IN ON, HOLY COW. But it happens. So, with that said, I am sorry if I upset or pissed SOMEONE off with my original comment. If so maybe that SOMEONE, needs to chill the **** out. I'm going back to where the chats are fun, and exciting. Have a nice day everyone!!!

 

[juttjaw]

Well once I stepped on one and twisted my ankle. A friend stepped on one while holding a hot cup of coffee and left minor burns on her hand and wrist. I heard on a radio talk show where a lady stepped on one, lost her balance, fell and hit her head on the corner of an end table. Had to go to the ER for stitches. Poor thing. So we have an ankle, hand, wrist, and a head. No mention of a vagina. Oh, you brought that up. But, depends on how someone steps on one. If they catch on the edge of their foot, it could ricochet up the inner legs and, BAM. Right up in there. Hopefully not too deep to where they have to go to the ER to have it removed. Embarrassing, explain that one. You're thinking, that happening would be a long shot. But a long shot in basketball is called a 3 pointer. A single long shot in golf would be a HOLE IN ON, HOLY COW. But it happens. So, with that said, I am sorry if I upset or pissed SOMEONE off with my original comment. If so maybe that SOMEONE, needs to chill the **** out. I'm going back to where the chats are fun, and exciting. Have a nice day everyone!!!

Omg

 

[thør]

Omg

Damn.

I'll take walking on Legos over broken glass or hot coals any day.

Yeah, it's a PITA, but it could be 100 yards on an asphalt parking lot in the hot sun. Fuck, that would be pure shit.

 

[juttjaw]

Damn.

I'll take walking on Legos over broken glass or hot coals any day.

Yeah, it's a PITA, but it could be 100 yards on an asphalt parking lot in the hot sun. Fuck, that would be pure shit.

As a father of daughters, I've stepped on all kinds of small objects. By far, the worse, is a Barbi shoe. Hurts like a Lego that has a large tipped needle at the end.

Scorching hot desert sand is also on my list of to don'ts.

 

[IrezumiKiss]

Well once I stepped on one and twisted my ankle. A friend stepped on one while holding a hot cup of coffee and left minor burns on her hand and wrist. I heard on a radio talk show where a lady stepped on one, lost her balance, fell and hit her head on the corner of an end table. Had to go to the ER for stitches. Poor thing. So we have an ankle, hand, wrist, and a head. No mention of a vagina. Oh, you brought that up. But, depends on how someone steps on one. If they catch on the edge of their foot, it could ricochet up the inner legs and, BAM. Right up in there. Hopefully not too deep to where they have to go to the ER to have it removed. Embarrassing, explain that one. You're thinking, that happening would be a long shot. But a long shot in basketball is called a 3 pointer. A single long shot in golf would be a HOLE IN ON, HOLY COW. But it happens. So, with that said, I am sorry if I upset or pissed SOMEONE off with my original comment. If so maybe that SOMEONE, needs to chill the **** out. I'm going back to where the chats are fun, and exciting. Have a nice day everyone!!!

https://i.pinimg.com/originals/fa/bc/e6/fabce6d76c6968f0d2ebe713340b03f0.gif

and that was that on that.

 

[Saint Peter]

"where chats are fun"

 

[oneblueye]

hey...

Chill the fuck out, fella. She stood on Lego, end of. It didn't miraculously fly up her vagina.

You sure?

I saw more than one exclamation point!

 

[rockcasbah]

Is it normal for a man to lose his erection during intercourse? I've only been with 1 man my whole life, so I don't really know for sure.

I think we've found the reason for this. Lego.

 

[Brains_N_Boobs]

Chill the fuck out, fella. She stood on Lego, end of. It didn't miraculously fly up her vagina.

I think legos flying up one's vagina sounds infinitely unpleasant. Given the option I would rather step on one.

Use the force.

Omg

Damn.

I think we've found the reason for this. Lego.

Timo and the stone!



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wqQhQSbe6fw

 

[silver gurl]

As a father of daughters, I've stepped on all kinds of small objects. By far, the worse, is a Barbi shoe. Hurts like a Lego that has a large tipped needle at the end.

Scorching hot desert sand is also on my list of to don'ts.

I am not evil but I did lol at this.
Those little damn shoes do hurt!

 

[Cookies1701]

I believe they do have a spot in the world records for longest barefoot lego walk.