The recipe for the ultimate troll fodder?

[lovecraft68]

We talk about trolls a lot here. Especially the LW type which is the most volatile and sensitive to everything.

What would be the ultimate troll content?

A wife cheating(biggest troll fodder here it seems) with not just her brother (incest trolls) but her bi-sexual brother who professes his lust for the husband(homophobe trolls) Maybe toss in the wife's parents were an interracial couple and the brother is black? A little something for the racist trolls?

This is just an exercise, nothing I'm looking to write, but after I shared a particularly nasty anon feedback I received with my wife, she asked what I thought would be the best way to whip up as many trolls as possible, and that's what I came up with.

What would your idea be?

 

[sirhugs]

We talk about trolls a lot here. Especially the LW type which is the most volatile and sensitive to everything.

What would be the ultimate troll content?

A wife cheating(biggest troll fodder here it seems) with not just her brother (incest trolls) but her bi-sexual brother who professes his lust for the husband(homophobe trolls) Maybe toss in the wife's parents were an interracial couple and the brother is black? A little something for the racist trolls?

This is just an exercise, nothing I'm looking to write, but after I shared a particularly nasty anon feedback I received with my wife, she asked what I thought would be the best way to whip up as many trolls as possible, and that's what I came up with.

What would your idea be?

I think you need to toss in some unexpected anal play.

And maybe a surprise crossdresser. Nothing like sliding the hand down the panties to reveal good old hard man meat to trigger a certain sot of troll.

 

[AvroAnsonXIX]

Fourth story linked below. "A little bit of everything in order to offend most everyone."

 

[lovecraft68]

Fourth story linked below. "A little bit of everything in order to offend most everyone."

I'm going to check that out.

Good thing you put it in humor and satire, I did one that was meant to make fun of the genre, but put it in LW to see if they knew it was a joke...they didn't get it.

 

[MelissaBaby]

Make the wife fat.

 

[SimonDoom]

Gun-loving, MAGA hat-wearing husband realizes he must give in to his inner cuckold, so he pimps his wife out to his brothers and cousins, all of whom have anal fetishes and a fondness for golden showers. The husband watches, tied up, with his penis in a little cage, wearing Hello Kitty pajamas.

The husband so enjoys his cuckoldry that he goes public with it and persuades millions of other men to become cuckolds. Cuckoldry becomes the new religion, replacing Christianity, and male humiliation becomes the new norm in America. A bisexual, Muslim illegal immigrant woman becomes President and turns her cabinet into a happy harem of wimpy men on their knees and at her feet, waiting to service her.

 

[NotWise]

You could probably pump up the trolling another notch if it came out with ChloeTzang's name on it.

 

[lovecraft68]

Gun-loving, MAGA hat-wearing husband realizes he must give in to his inner cuckold, so he pimps his wife out to his brothers and cousins, all of whom have anal fetishes and a fondness for golden showers. The husband watches, tied up, with his penis in a little cage, wearing Hello Kitty pajamas.

The husband so enjoys his cuckoldry that he goes public with it and persuades millions of other men to become cuckolds. Cuckoldry becomes the new religion, replacing Christianity, and male humiliation becomes the new norm in America. A bisexual, Muslim illegal immigrant woman becomes President and turns her cabinet into a happy harem of wimpy men on their knees and at her feet, waiting to service her.

Wait a minute...you're saying there's something wrong with hello kitty pajamas? Come on, Simon, kink shaming is not cool.

 

[lovecraft68]

Make the wife fat.

Good one....what about the husband? Shouldn't we make him fat and bald...that way the trolls can imagine themselves in the characters place better?

 

[lovecraft68]

You could probably pump up the trolling another notch if it came out with ChloeTzang's name on it.

Too bad they never read the story where Chloe killed off a lot of authors from the AH, they'd probably celebrate that one.

 

[Zeb_Carter]

I wrote a story about a husband who loved reading LW stories but always left a trollish comment, in fact a used his comment from one of my stories in the story. It's call Oh Crap! it's in humor & satire.

 

[oggbashan]

I find that any of my stories where the woman practices Femdom, particularly if there is an element of initial non-contest, inflames the trolls to fury.

In their eyes men cannot submit to a woman.

 

[Bramblethorn]

We talk about trolls a lot here. Especially the LW type which is the most volatile and sensitive to everything.

What would be the ultimate troll content?

A wife cheating(biggest troll fodder here it seems) with not just her brother (incest trolls) but her bi-sexual brother who professes his lust for the husband(homophobe trolls) Maybe toss in the wife's parents were an interracial couple and the brother is black? A little something for the racist trolls?

This is just an exercise, nothing I'm looking to write, but after I shared a particularly nasty anon feedback I received with my wife, she asked what I thought would be the best way to whip up as many trolls as possible, and that's what I came up with.

What would your idea be?

Good start but needs more follow-through:

Husband takes the cheating wife to court. Set it up so the readers think he's the underdog, about to BTB. Instead, her lawyer shoots his down and she wins everything. At the end he realises she's been fucking his lawyer too, but he can't prove it. He snaps and goes for her in the courthouse, of course the guards grab him and he gets time for assault.

In jail he realises he's gay and never really gave her the love she needed, so everything she did was justified, and all his aggression came from the pain of being in denial. He sends her a lovely letter apologising for his behaviour and asking for her forgiveness, and when he gets out he starts a support group helping other angry divorced dudes take responsibility for their own failings. Eventually he falls in love with one of those guys and they live happily ever after together.

Also, he's ex-military, but get as many of the military details wrong as you can stomach. Guaranteed to make a certain type of reader blow a fuse.

 

[AvroAnsonXIX]

I couldn't find it when I briefly looked but there was a story here about Lit authors, tired of being 'one bombed'. They track down Mr. A. N. O. Mouse -- a 40 year old agorophobic virgin who lives in his mother's basement -- planning to teach him a thing or two.

Mom falls for the authors and pulls long trains for them as junior secured in a special-order extra small cock cage watches. But since he was taken prisoner, and all non-cons must have happy endings, a few GM authors take pity on him and 'convert him'.

 

[SimonDoom]

This would be an excellent progressive story project, where multiple authors contribute their own troll-baiting sections.

 

[Payne_Hall]

Gun-loving, MAGA hat-wearing husband realizes he must give in to his inner cuckold, so he pimps his wife out to his brothers and cousins, all of whom have anal fetishes and a fondness for golden showers. The husband watches, tied up, with his penis in a little cage, wearing Hello Kitty pajamas.

The husband so enjoys his cuckoldry that he goes public with it and persuades millions of other men to become cuckolds. Cuckoldry becomes the new religion, replacing Christianity, and male humiliation becomes the new norm in America. A bisexual, Muslim illegal immigrant woman becomes President and turns her cabinet into a happy harem of wimpy men on their knees and at her feet, waiting to service her.

I like this. Also, they have a fondness for lactation and the cage has to come with a glittery, diamond decorated heart lock and he has to realize his own anal proclivities. And he has to try to bring about new holidays in the new world order, which also has free health care and a better education system. Science techniques are applied for new forms of humiliation.

 

[RetroFan]

Here are some ideas that would send them into meltdown:

1. During the Vietnam War the husband is serving overseas and back in America his wife is going to anti-war demonstrations and screwing around with draft-dodging, left-wing hippies.

2. A hot young wife has a fetish for sex during her period but her husband has an aversion to blood, so instead she has sex with her younger brother - who is sexually attracted to menstruating women - when it is her time of the month.

3. A husband and wife divorce due to her infidelity but she has a young hotshot lawyer, resulting in her getting almost everything in the divorce and the husband forced to pay high child maintenance with extremely limited access visits to see the kids. The wife and the lawyer fall in love and move in together, while the husband is forced to live in a fleabag motel where he is kept awake by the transgender couple in the next room having noisy sex.

 

[jaF0]

This would be an excellent progressive story project, where multiple authors contribute their own troll-baiting sections.

Y'all's welcome to pick up on this one .....

https://www.literotica.com/s/the-burnt-bitch

 

[jaF0]

It's even left in a sort of undefined region of the world, so traditional rules and conventions need not be applied.

 

[lovecraft68]

Although it has nothing to do with content, we could throw in some deliberate misspellings and grammar issues so the grammar police don't fell left out

"Not only are a simp cuck closet homo, but you can't spell either!"

Of course the troll would most likely misspell a couple of those words cause...irony.

 

[AvroAnsonXIX]

Here are some ideas that would send them into meltdown:

Set during the Vietnam War the husband is serving overseas and back in America his wife is going to anti-war demonstrations and screwing around with her draft-dodging, left-wing hippie younger, taller and more athletic and handsome brother who -- like his sister -- has a fetish for sex during her period. Her husband has an aversion to blood, so instead she has sex with her younger brother - who unlike her husband does not shoot blanks.

At the husband and wife's divorce -- due to her infidelity -- she has a young hotshot lawyer. The lesbian judge, speaks approvingly of the "selfless gift of children" given to her by her loving brother, and instructs the jury of six single women of color to conclude he is at fault ( even though it's a no-fault state) from the husband's NRA membership and consider his "MAGA" * and "Back the Badge" bumperstickers as "criminally agrivating circumstances."

This results in both her getting everything in the divorce -- she gets the house and both cars and he has to pay all of the bills and even for her gasoline -- the husband is forced to pay doubly high child maintenance with extremely "limited access" supervised visits to see the kids who are not even his. (The court does this so the wife and her brother can have "date nights which are proven to be important to good relationships by university studies.")

Furthermore the judge convicts him of three misdemeanor "psychological misconduct" counts despite it being a civil rather than a criminal proceeding, which forces the husband to become a male prostitute in the "colored" part of town to pay the fines. The husband also gets "shock" jail time which causes him to lose his job, and has to register on a new "jerk ex-husband registry" at his own considerable expense.

The wife her brother and the lawyer fall in love and move in together as a throuple. The husband's mother and father love the three and stop talking to thier son. Meanwhile the husband is forced to live in a fleabag motel where he is kept awake by the transgender couple, North Vietnamese immigrants granted asylum and whom were just elected to the local public school board on the slogan: "education is more than just dead straight white guys" in the next room having loud sex.

* Anachronistic -- that should piss someone off.

 

[jomar]

Make the wife fat.

LOL, for some reason that sent me down the rabbit hole and made me think of that scene in Pink Flamingos where Cracker says, “Do my balls, momma, do my balls!” Yeah, me either.

As for LCs OP, maybe a take on the old comedians joke The Aristocrats.

 

[RetroFan]

One LW story I'm actually writing at the moment might attract some interesting feedback.

The cheating wife in this story is an annoying, attention-seeking mommy blogger/vlogger and social media influencer type, who puts her two daughters into beauty pageants and sissifies her son, such as letting him skip down the street with her purse. Her husband - a professional cricketer - is oblivious to any problems. This is before we even get to the cheating, and the story is narrated by the husband's older sister, a feminist lesbian.

 

[Euphony]

We talk about trolls a lot here. Especially the LW type which is the most volatile and sensitive to everything.

What would be the ultimate troll content?

You name on the author line would certainly go far.
That's free trolling "old money" for the taking.


I think you hit the main ones. Essentially anything empowering to women, POC, LGBTQ, minorities, non-christian relgious groups (though I've never seen it here) and similar is gonna get some petulant man child troll anger frothing.

Secondary would be counter category hidden commandment which you are far more versed (and educate others on) here.

I do wonder if you reach sort of a breaking point where the sheer number of triggers overwhelm the little minds that are disposed to such trollisms.

There's always an undercurrent of a certain laziness regardless of how dedicated to viciousness they seem at points.

 

[lovecraft68]

You name on the author line would certainly go far.
That's free trolling "old money" for the taking.


I think you hit the main ones. Essentially anything empowering to women, POC, LGBTQ, minorities, non-christian relgious groups (though I've never seen it here) and similar is gonna get some petulant man child troll anger frothing.

Secondary would be counter category hidden commandment which you are far more versed (and educate others on) here.

I do wonder if you reach sort of a breaking point where the sheer number of triggers overwhelm the little minds that are disposed to such trollisms.

There's always an undercurrent of a certain laziness regardless of how dedicated to viciousness they seem at points.

I do wonder if some of these trolls have a walk off point-like someone watching a horror movie that just became too much-or they'll hang in there and drive themselves to apoplexy.

Also, are you insinuating I am a troller of trolls? If so...

I'll take the compliment.