Stuck on the stairs

[sirhugs]

Age and infirmity make stairs a challenge for.

this morning I went upstairs to change the record (do you remember vinyl?) and forgot to turn the light on before I closed the door to keep the cats out.

As I stood there, I felt trapped in the dark, afraid to move. Living alone, this was bad. Luckily I found the light switch.

As I climbed the stairs, I wondered what would happen if I had a daughter, granddaughter, daughter in law, or other visitor who I called out to for help....

 

[AvroAnsonXIX]

Age and infirmity make stairs a challenge for.

this morning I went upstairs to change the record (do you remember vinyl?) and forgot to turn the light on before I closed the door to keep the cats out.

As I stood there, I felt trapped in the dark, afraid to move. Living alone, this was bad. Luckily I found the light switch.

As I climbed the stairs, I wondered what would happen if I had a daughter, granddaughter, daughter in law, or other visitor who I called out to for help....

But, Hugs, you do. You do have someone to call, don't you remember? Perhaps all of the stress is getting to you. I mean, she isn't your daughter ... But, doesn't that new home health care worker you have ... The one from that tropical island where everyone runs around naked all the time. What's her name? Donna, yeah that's it! Donna ... Donna and her daughter Michelle, and her daughter Michelle's daughter ... Donna's granddaughter ... What was her name? Oh yeah, Laura ...

It was so sweet of you to let all of them stay with you. Especially since you only have the one bed. Good thing it's a Queen size. Those three, they are always telling you to call them when you need the records changed. Not for you to do-it-yourself. I understand that it takes a little bit of getting used to. You are used to being independent. And what with all the cultural distance differences. The nudity and imagine ... a place where fellatio is common as a form of greeting.

What I mean is ... that you sure look at the glass as being half full and not half empty. There has to be a certain advantage to having three lovely women running around your house all naked, and you are taking the time to figure it out. I have faith that it will all work out. That Donna ... she sure is a great cook. She said she was going to make you a special pie to thank you for letting Laura practice her massage technique on you.

It probably really helped her out with her physical therapy classes at the community college. I bumped into Michelle the other day at the supermarket. I had to lend her my overcoat because they just get a little bit up tight over their customers showing up naked. Those old fuddy-duddies, they are just not interested in new ideas.

But no worries, she'll give it back to me. Michelle was telling me that she just really appreciates everything you've done. Not to give anything away, but I think they plan on thanking you by doing something special tonight. Something about an island tradition called the triple sec. Or triple sex maybe? I don't know, gosh her accent is so darn cute.

 

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but there are actually two beds, and no one seems to want to snuggle in my special one, so I lie there, listening to them romp in the one that they share ….unable to even masturbate to relieve the fact that yup, my hormones still work.

this is getting sad and dark...

 

[sirhugs]

but the sun needs to shine in...

 

[sirhugs]

perhaps some younger and luscious occupant helps the old man?

 

[sirhugs]

Some mornings you just wonder if it is really worth going up those stairs just to play side B of that scratchy favourite old Neil Young LP bought new in the 70s.

And yes, this is a story idea. Put quotes around it and it is the opening line f a mature tale (if it is said, for instance to the grandson's visiting BG) or Incest ( to the granddaughter) or even Romance (the old flame, who reassures him that it is worth it in all the best ways).

Also could be Erotic Couplings, if the old flame is the Old Lady, who shares the nostalgia for that scratchy favourite LP, recalling the first time he played it for her, as they lay naked in his narrow little dorm bed, sharing a joint of that crappy 70s seeds and sticks grass...