What’s the best and worst thing someone could say during sex?

[PollyoxideBlonde]

What’s the best thing and the worst thing someone could say or call you during sex? It could be something that actually happened to you or just hyperthetically speaking. X

 

[amofiga]

Really..... so many old jokes related to this.

Worst things:
1) George, the ceiling needs painting.
2) Is it in yet?
3) My AIDS test came back and you're not going to like what I tell you.

Best, something that was actually said to me, "I love feeling you penetrate me."

 

[bicurnow]

Or, I love you in my ass

 

[sterculius]

OMIGOD!!! and, is that all there is?

 

[savmitch1038]

Best/Worst

Best: You are fucking incredible!

Worst: Are you done yet? This Is Us is on tonight.

 

[screwher]

The worst thing I could say is another woman's name.

The best thing my wife says is another man's name.

 

[EdEc]

I was getting a blowjob and I said to her, "Suck my cock, you cock sucker". She stopped sucking, turned her head to face me, and said, "I don't like being called that", then turned her head and took my cock back into her mouth and resumed sucking it.

 

[maturesthrncple]

The worst or could be the best is when she hollers.... NEXT!!!

 

[CuttingEdge]

The best came from two separate woman in my life who saw me naked for the first time and said, "Oh my God, it will never fit!" (No joking).

The worst was the first time my wife and I had sex after she admitted that she had an affair. We got done having sex, and she said, "That felt good, because its been awhile since we had sex". and I said, "Yeah, but its been longer for me!" (Doh)

 

[oneblueye]

hey...

What’s the best thing and the worst thing someone could say or call you during sex? It could be something that actually happened to you or just hyperthetically speaking. X

best... she screams your name during orgasm

worst... she asks if its in

 

[jehoram]

best... she screams your name during orgasm

worst... she asks if its in

or worst... if she screams somebody else's name during orgasm.

 

[Paul_Chance]

The worst or could be the best is when she hollers.... NEXT!!!

Funny - I like that.

 

[haventdonethat]

Best and worst in one exclamation.

Ohhhh, (insert ex husbands name here!), I love your big cock in my ass!

 

[Leetypes]

Yeah, my husband called me his ex once when we were newly together. Ouch that was painful. I’ve never forgotten and it still leaves me with doubt to this day.

Best needs more time to answer.

 

[haventdonethat]

Yeah, my husband called me his ex once when we were newly together. Ouch that was painful. I’ve never forgotten and it still leaves me with doubt to this day.

Best needs more time to answer.

We both laughed about it. Previous to that we had been having some naughty pillow talk about my BFF and I with my first wife. Just a coincidence that her ex and my BFF have the same name.

 

[FGB]

The fifth time in two minutes...

Damn it that was some GOOD Dick!

Meh.

Some times are better than others. I'm not sure I can really take credit for that round, I'll take luck over skill any day of the week!.

 

[jedclampet69]

Is it in yet

 

[MyAssIsDragoon]

Best & Worst trhings heard.

BEST: "WOW, baby! THANKS! That was terrific! When can do THAT again?"

WORST: "Y'know I'm a DUDE, right?"

 

[hulmule]

You make me feel alive again

Hurry up i have things to do today

 

[bill4672a]

Best: "I love you"

Bad, although meant well: "You did everything right" (made me feel like I was being graded on a performance--not what she meant, but how it made me feel)

Worst: After divorce from first wife, she said that sex with me was like being raped. I wish she had told me sooner. We would have stopped having sex.

 

[phil1955]

Best. Oh God, I am going to cum.. If you help them cum, you know you are doing something right.

 

[bobbyinhouston]

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The best,was during our first swingers experience, I hate you . I asked why, and she said she said you were right!

 

[emperor0379]

Best: I'm cumming, goddammit, FUCK!

Worst: Quit licking my clit and jack off or something.

 

[LongLegsSexyHeels]

Say

Best: You are the best I ever had

Worst: Your Dad was better.

 

[bobb_sledd]

The best thing they can say is YES. The worst thing they can say is NO.