A question about sex
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define great.
endurance?
spoo mass?
spoo volume?
clean socks?
asshook fabrication?
endurance?
spoo mass?
spoo volume?
clean socks?
asshook fabrication?
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When did dolf stop beating its wiff?
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Why would I beat my partner when I have a perfectly good dog to set on him?
He’s young enough to find another gal.
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Omg!!! How would I ever survive without a MAN????
I've never had to be a functioning adult before, and the world outside my kitchen is so scaaaaary! I'd be forced to never compromise, only play the music and films I like, and the toilet seat would always be down
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Omg!!! How would I ever survive without a MAN????
I've never had to be a functioning adult before, and the world outside my kitchen is so scaaaaary! I'd be forced to never compromise, only play the music and films I like, and the toilet seat would always be down
He’s a lucky guy.
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It's a guy thing.
BTW, if you had problems with the toilet seat being left up, good riddance. Guys who can't bend over to put the seat back down give everyone a bad rep.
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When I moved into my flat there'd been an old guy living there. I had to steam the wallpaper off the bathroom wall and when I got to the bit near the toilet I nearly threw up. Ten years of stale piss on the wall.
:barf:
I've successfully avoided having sex with braggarts, so I don't have any data on that.
However, I have observed that people who are economical with words and skilled at non-verbal communication can be excellent lovers.
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When women start lifting the seat when they're done, I will put it down when I'm done.
God put hinges on seats for a reason.
God put hinges on seats for a reason.
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Since we're generalizing - people who use the term "cis" are usually the ones who claim to be so progressive and open-minded but are actually quick to point out everyone else's faults, full of phony indignation and looking for an argument (and attention, both centered on their gender identity and their need to have everything be about them).
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"cis"=boner killer.
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IMO, people who can read the room are the best.
Anyone who objects to someone using an accurate, short, single word to describe born male, not trans male, straight, not gay or bi, has more hangups than I do. Why does the word make you uncomfortable?
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The people who are against labelling others sure have a lot of labels.
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Could go either way!
I don’t think you can judge a partner on that statement. I’ve had it be incorrect one time, and correct a different time. With the same person. Sometimes everything clicks and other times something is off..
I don’t think you can judge a partner on that statement. I’ve had it be incorrect one time, and correct a different time. With the same person. Sometimes everything clicks and other times something is off..
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^^ this
Heh, reminds me of a conversation I had with my eldest last week. She said my generation don't really understand the modern lingo. My response was something along the lines of,
...Sure I do! You're my non-binary presenting as female, greysexual daughter, who lives with her bisexual, trans woman partner, who currently still presents as male. What's complicated about that?
She laughed. But, seriously, shit was a lot more basic when I was young.
I can understand the old farts not wanting to learn about it, same as their parents maybe dismissed the internet as modern nonsense.
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Naked men in socks?
There was an American TV movie; late 80s, early 90s, can't recall. But, a female character said the following:
"My [husband] came into the room, wearing nothing but his black dress socks...and that's when I realised I didn't love him anymore."
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It's not a good look. No matter how hot the guy.
Chuckles...every amateur porn movie that has guys with black socks on...I just start yelling at the screen no!
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