Making Size Matter

[ScrappyPaperDoodler]

So, I have a story in my "very early drafts" folder, and I really want to find a (tasteful) way of emphasising that the protagonist has an exceptional penis. Great shape, size and function!

Any advice on making it work would be appreciated! Maybe share how you’ve handled big sizes before?

 

[MsNatalie99]

So, I have a story in my "very early drafts" folder, and I really want to find a (tasteful) way of emphasising that the protagonist has an exceptional penis. Great shape, size and function!

Any advice on making it work would be appreciated! Maybe share how you’ve handled big sizes before?

With lubrication. I would say to keep it simple, less is more. I find that overstressing the characters endowment can be distracting. If you simply say it's big and give a general description, long, thick, circumcised or uncircumcised, the reader's imagination will fill in the blanks, allowing the monster cock time to fill other things. Some will disagree, but I would suggest not offering measurements. It comes off as cheesy.

 

[AlinaX]

His vibrant cock resembled nothing so much as a Johnson & Johnson vaccine efficacy chart.

 

[NoJo]

His cock was Literotica-sized

 

[MsNatalie99]

His cock was Literotica-sized

He was rocking that porn dick.

 

[yowser]

When his sultry sword of pleasure emerged from his drawers, her jaw dropped completely open, almost wide enough to accommodate its fully aroused condition.

 

[Deleted member 5521640]

Try as he might, he repeatedly failed to get the Magnum condom to fit over his mammoth member!

 

[KeithD]

I'm working on a GM anthology now for the marketplace with the title "Trojan Magnums." Maybe enough said.

 

[ScrappyPaperDoodler]

This is all so perfect!

 

[UtherVierDragon]

His vibrant cock resembled nothing so much as a Johnson & Johnson vaccine efficacy chart.

I have seen the chart and it fits, but the company being called "Johnson & Johnson" really pushes it over the edge.

 

[NoJo]

...and let's not forget Pfizer's flagship product

 

[MelissaBaby]

So, I have a story in my "very early drafts" folder, and I really want to find a (tasteful) way of emphasising that the protagonist has an exceptional penis. Great shape, size and function!

Any advice on making it work would be appreciated! Maybe share how you’ve handled big sizes before?

Uh. You mean writing about them, right?

 

[NoJo]

Yeah I think so, otherwise you'd be biting off a little more than you can chew

 

[Ginlover]

Rather than going on about the visual size you can describe it’s effect.
Not able to close a hand around it
Only able to swallow the top half and having to use a hand on the rest
Feeling it hit the cervix or gut depending on what is being penetrated
Having to ease it in slowly
All those say big with out saying big.

Or grab a dress makers tape measure and actually measure it. Stimulate it a bit more and measure it again, length and diameter... not that I’ve ever done any thing that crass, honest, your honour.

 

[SimonDoom]

I'm writing a story right now where I'm tackling the issue in the most obvious way possible. The title of the story is "Ten-Inch Penis."

This won't work for every story, but I'm pretty sure it will work for mine.

It all depends on the nature and tone of your story. There's no way to answer the question independently from that. In many cases taking the numbers/porno approach wouldn't be appropriate. But in the case of my story the focus of the whole story is on the size of a young man's penis and the reaction of various women to it.

 

[BobbyBrandt]

Rather than going on about the visual size you can describe it’s effect.
Not able to close a hand around it
Only able to swallow the top half and having to use a hand on the rest
Feeling it hit the cervix or gut depending on what is being penetrated
Having to ease it in slowly
All those say big with out saying big.

Or grab a dress makers tape measure and actually measure it. Stimulate it a bit more and measure it again, length and diameter... not that I’ve ever done any thing that crass, honest, your honour.

I would tend to lean toward Ginlover's approach. Focus on the response to the size rather than trying to describe it. A big cock that doesn't stimulate a response from the partner isn't worth describing.

 

[TarnishedPenny]

I would tend to lean toward Ginlover's approach. Focus on the response to the size rather than trying to describe it. A big cock that doesn't stimulate a response from the partner isn't worth describing.

Her finding her hand will not reach around and suddenly being afraid. “I can’t! This would rip me in two.”

And then, , finding she can.

So much better than measurements.

 

[PoisonPen33]

I go with non-measurement comparisons.

"He had a great looking dick. Not as long as her boyfriend's, but thicker and better proportioned were the words that came to mind."

 

[KeithD]

And . . . here we go again.

 

[Bramblethorn]

"His cock was big enough to go on Disneyland rides by itself."

(stolen from unknown source)

 

[lovecraft68]

It was the type of cock that was as much a weapon as it was a part of his anatomy.

That wonderful literary gem is courtesy of....me back in 2010...I still cringe when I see someone favorite that story. It was the only time I went overboard on the size thing.

 

[Kumquatqueen]

Drunk friend to my spouse: "I hear you're hung like a fucking donkey!"
Spouse: "An expert on fucking donkeys, are you?"

Several comparisons I'm not sure would work internationally - a coffee jar, a café's squeezy brown sauce bottle, a balloon pump...

Maybe 'his intimidatingly large cock even had a head that seemed to be grinning smugly'.

 

[AlinaX]

So extraordinary was his swollen manhood that any maid, whether full of the naive optimism of youth or perched on that cruel shelf of forgotten spinsters, and no matter how eager to cast away her hated but most essential maidenhood, would blanch in awe and vow to remain forever a virgin.

 

[galaxygoddess]

A reaction always works.

In one of my stories, my female character's brain breaks.

“No! Not really.” She shook her head. “I should have expected… you are so much taller…” Words failed her; her mind failed her. “Bigger. Always with the bigger.” She shook her head.

It goes on with her getting a little hysterical, but you get the idea.

 

[Bramblethorn]

"He was so magnificently equipped that spammers tried to buy Viagra from him."