<.< Predict Their Demise >.>

[_valkyrie_]

vidiman stepped outside, perished by extensive frostbite.

 

[kurrginatorX]

She'll live forever

 

[mickyp123]

She'll live forever

His Demise is yet Unwritten

 

[Deleted member 3041612]

His Demise is yet Unwritten

He saw a spider crawling on him. That dragon fire got it. Unfortunately, it got him too.

 

[vidiman]

She hugged, then hugged again, then more hugs.... so many hugs.....

In the end the hugs got her. (notice how i didn't mention massive hugs !!

 

[kurrginatorX]

She hugged, then hugged again, then more hugs.... so many hugs.....

In the end the hugs got her. (notice how i didn't mention massive hugs !!

He was destined to die. He was cracked from the factory.

 

[_valkyrie_]

Amisdt unlawfully appropriating himself to a brand new jetpack crafted by a local inventor, kurrginatorX ran with the object of such whimsical heist. He ran and ran and, because he did not look where he was headed, he fell off a cliff, clutching the jetpack all the way down.

 

[Deleted member 3041612]

Amisdt unlawfully appropriating himself to a brand new jetpack crafted by a local inventor, kurrginatorX ran with the object of such whimsical heist. He ran and ran and, because he did not look where he was headed, he fell off a cliff, clutching the jetpack all the way down.

Tripped on the curb and fell head first into traffic.

 

[WerdNerd]

The weather man said it was going to be the hottest day in a century, but she didn’t listen. When she stepped out into the street, it was already 110. And we all know what happens to caramel creams when the temperature goes up. To this day, if you walk in front of her house, you can almost see the circular stain where she just melted into the sidewalk. RIP poor, sweet, kind caramel cream. At least the neighborhood crows got a good meal that fateful day!

One day he will forget his apron and realize the foolishness of frying bacon naked.

 

[_valkyrie_]

WerdNerd met his demise at the claws of the frumious Bandersnatch.

 

[kurrginatorX]

She asked for "a little off the top" and was lobotomized. Death was slow, but eventual.

 

[VoraciousValue]

She asked for "a little off the top" and was lobotomized. Death was slow, but eventual.

He rusted completely and was sent to the county dump.

 

[Deleted member 3041612]

He rusted completely and was sent to the county dump.

His mustache grew enough to smother him.

 

[ydahecnot]

His mustache grew enough to smother him.

A patty-cake game got out of hand

 

[Deleted member 3041612]

A patty-cake game got out of hand

The solar eclipse took him out.

 

[VoraciousValue]

The solar eclipse took him out.

Falls into a huge vat of chocolate during a factory tour. Paramedics will say it was the most pleasant accidental death they'd ever seen.

 

[shinybikiniwife]

A bad batch of duck soup

 

[ydahecnot]

A bad batch of duck soup

The descendents of Gene Shalit had finally had enough

 

[tnman03]

The descendents of Gene Shalit had finally had enough

Had the misfortune of having his solar-powered recharger short circuit when it was tossed into his shower.

 

[VoraciousValue]

Had the misfortune of having his solar-powered recharger short circuit when it was tossed into his shower.

Executed by the state of Tennessee after he suggested that Tennessee "needed to be a little more like Kentucky."

 

[kurrginatorX]

Executed by the state of Tennessee after he suggested that Tennessee "needed to be a little more like Kentucky."

He'll probably get attacked by a hoard of man-eating pussies from the planet Vulva 6

 

[VoraciousValue]

He'll probably get attacked by a hoard of man-eating pussies from the planet Vulva 6

Attends a protest to bring back The Andy Griffith Show where his brains are suddenly eaten by Zombie Andy Griffith.

 

[kurrginatorX]

Attends a protest to bring back The Andy Griffith Show where his brains are suddenly eaten by Zombie Andy Griffith.

He will slip on his spankerchief and fall head-first into the toilet where he will drown.

 

[_valkyrie_]

Under the postulate that oil floats on water, kurrginatorX climbed the highest building in town, covered himself in peanut oil and waited for it to rain, so he could fly. Problem was, with all that oil, he slipped just before reaching the rooftop and plunged into a most spectacular street splat.

 

[VoraciousValue]

Under the postulate that oil floats on water, kurrginatorX climbed the highest building in town, covered himself in peanut oil and waited for it to rain, so he could fly. Problem was, with all that oil, he slipped just before reaching the rooftop and plunged into a most spectacular street splat.

Dies gloriously in battle at Ragnarök.