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He's in prison because he's the scranton strangler.
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He's in prison because he's the scranton strangler.
loquere
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He's stuck in never ending back to back zoom meetings.
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He's actually in Scranton, searching for the offices of Dunder Mifflin.
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He was impeached & is now in hiding.
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He was drafted into Space Force.
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Took the path less travelled at the fork in the road, and is not mired in waist deep mud.
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He bought game stop stock at $400 + & is currently going from house to house yelling at reditors IRL.
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He's an investigator for the SEC, and is now busy trying to figure out who made the money from the game stop debacle.
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I threatened to stalk him and draw pictures of him. Look outside behind the bushes...yeah buddy, I’m there!
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She's shacked up in a rural cabin with her lover for the weekend.
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He's STILL walking in circles in the Lambeau parking lot trying to figure out what happened.
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He saw his shadow and ran back into his hole.
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Gave a speech claiming that birds were no threat to humans, whereupon he was accosted by a flock of wild ospreys and carried away.
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He's on a multi-year rafting trip in Oceania to find himself.
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Got caught at the observation deck of the Empire State Building after closing and is locked out for the night.
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He's searching for the fountain of youth.
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Weak knees, he's fallen and he can't get up.
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He's scouring the country looking for Waldo
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Heard a strange buzzing noise on his TV and thought it was a nuclear attack warning. Fled to his basement where he is now armed with two assault rifles, a loaded SKS, a World War One helmet, and a year's supply of MREs.
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He's on the last train to Clarksville.
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Hi, sorry this thread is closed due to length.
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