Post a reason why the person above is suddenly missing...

[Varykino]

spontaneously combusted

 

[loquere]

spontaneously combusted

Ice fishing

 

[Varykino]

Tide Pods.

 

[Cyberbella]

Tide Pods.

Kidnapped for man fur grooming

 

[Varykino]

building a tree house

 

[Deprived_in_AZ]

building a tree house

Supplying the wood

 

[sweetheart97]

Supplying the wood

Locked up for stealing the wood

 

[Hosebloke]

Locked up for stealing the wood

Charged with giving me wood

 

[Varykino]

Word is, he got the boot

 

[loquere]

Word is, he got the boot

Late night orgy.

 

[tigger_lover]

Late night orgy.

got lost at Owls house

 

[mulehead61]

got lost at Owls house

Got lost in the 100 acre wood

 

[tigger_lover]

Got lost in the 100 acre wood

couldnt get his way out of tiggers howse

 

[mellowyellows]

Kidnapped by the heffalumps and woozles

She was busy running with my heart...... .

Sorry about that.....lol....I don’t know her but it could be a thing.

 

[kurrginatorX]

He's living in a van down by the river.

 

[AlexBailey]

He's living in a van down by the river.

He got left behind when his kid moved.

 

[kurrginatorX]

He got left behind when his kid moved.

He has spent the past two weeks in a Books-A-Million trying to find the hidden picture in a Magic Eye book.

 

[Mutau]

He has spent the past two weeks in a Books-A-Million trying to find the hidden picture in a Magic Eye book.

Being successful in his quest, he went to the nearest bar to celebrate and met a sensual young lady.

 

[Deleted member 3041612]

Being successful in his quest, he went to the nearest bar to celebrate and met a sensual young lady.

Found out the local hardware store was having a tremendous sale in his area.

 

[Lastingimpressions]

Found out the local hardware store was having a tremendous sale in his area.

She stepped inside a van that had a sign reading “Free shoes inside.”

 

[mickyp123]

She stepped inside a van that had a sign reading “Free shoes inside.”

Fell head over heels in love with a woman who had a shoe fetish and lost his sole

 

[AlexBailey]

Fell head over heels in love with a woman who had a shoe fetish and lost his sole

mickyp123 got so engrossed in a game of Dungeons and Dragons that he forgot to eat and wasted away...

 

[Varykino]

Like his cousin, Bill Bailey, he won’t come home

 

[DeckardNYC]

Like his cousin, Bill Bailey, he won’t come home

He swears Waldo is in New Mexico. Off he went.

 

[Varykino]

Stuck in traffic on the L.I.E.