Pmann’s Barnyard Analogy Thread

[Lord Pmann]

So, some time back, we had a discussion about stables. And some people have multiple horses in their stables. Some people don’t admit it, but they have horsies all over the place, but this pasture of horsies does not know about the other horsies kept in the stable.

However, over time and after some research/discussions with some friends here, I realize I was foolish to limit this analogy to horses. Since I am a thoroughbred unicorn myself and I don’t partake in such barnyard games, this was easily overlooked.

Many of you have sheep, goats and pigs and all sorts of other animals in your barnyard. You probably leave the gate open and let the little fuckers wander in and out. I suspect some even have some three legged goats and some one-eyed pigs about which you keep pretty quiet. Maybe even some manky donkeys or an adorable llama. Maybe you’ve got a go to crippled goat that’s always ready if some of the stallions are out breeding.

So how many people here admit to maybe having a barnyard? Maybe with different hierarchies of animals. Do you own it? Or are the animals oblivious?

And finally, what do you do when an animal has to be put out to pasture? Send him to a new farm? Or ?

 

[Lonelywife1205]

I have one animal, the rare and elusive unicorn. This hasn’t always been the case, but it’s how I prefer it.

 

[ydahecnot]

You are going to end up Beetlejuicing her!

 

[TheMrBurns]

Currently stabling a gorgeous Selle Française but we're both open to the possibility of adding a filly or colt into the mix providing they're of appropriate breeding and character.

 

[Lord Pmann]

You are going to end up Beetlejuicing her!

No beetle fucking. Maybe some Beatle fucking, which could be lucrative.

 

[hotwords229_A]

A hen is just an egg’s way of making another egg.

 

[Lord Pmann]

Currently stabling a gorgeous Selle Française but we're both open to the possibility of adding a filly or colt into the mix providing they're of appropriate breeding and character.

That sounds very classy.

Last choice. Whore that I am.

Thank you for your honesty.

A hen is just an egg’s way of making another egg.

That's very astute. So are you a hen fucker?

 

[Dribble]

This is the Playground...nuff said

 

[parker77]

clumsy as a cow on crutches.

 

[Andrewlongcock]

So I began to think on these questions, and I wondered...

- What is the farm like that the animals are on, is it clean and well-kept, or filthy and dirty and decadent?
- Are some of the animals domesticated and some wild and running loose, having all manners of association with other animals?
- Why is the horn on Pmann’s unicorn so small and what does that mean?
- Where is George Orwell when you need him?
- Oh my god....the animals,....they, ....they are listening! They hear us! Nooooo, run for your lives!!!!

 

[Andrewlongcock]

(Rubbing, rubbing, rubbing against Faralicious)

Hey, Fara! Here I am!

 

[Taegul]

I don't have a barnyard. It's more like one of those drive-thru safari parks where you can interact with the wild beasts then gtfo as fast as you want.

 

[Lord Pmann]

So I began to think on these questions, and I wondered...

- What is the farm like that the animals are on, is it clean and well-kept, or filthy and dirty and decadent?
- Are some of the animals domesticated and some wild and running loose, having all manners of association with other animals?
- Why is the horn on Pmann’s unicorn so small and what does that mean?
- Where is George Orwell when you need him?
- Oh my god....the animals,....they, ....they are listening! They hear us! Nooooo, run for your lives!!!!

Fuck you, my unicorn horn is like that of 10 narwhals.

The farm may not actually just have farm animals. Maybe all animals are welcome. I thought, maybe a girl let’s a group of bears in and the female barnyard owner enjoys them all at once.

You know, like a bearkakke.

 

[Modern_drunkard]

Gross. Muh fuckers gone from banging fruit to now animals.

 

[ydahecnot]

No beetle fucking. Maybe some Beatle fucking, which could be lucrative.

That is a half-necrophilic thought

 

[Lord Pmann]

That is a half-necrophilic thought

Depends which ones you pick, I suppose.

 

[Wild_Honey_66]

Ah ha ha! How did I miss this?

 

[Trekka]

Ah ha ha! How did I miss this?

There she is
Got some overalls I can borrow?
Let’s get this party started

 

[Lord Pmann]

Ah ha ha! How did I miss this?

There she is
Got some overalls I can borrow?
Let’s get this party started

Two of the most prolific goat herders I know.

 

[Deleted member 1306910]

Meh, I seem to be a lone Panda Bear.

 

[Lord Pmann]

Meh, I seem to be a lone Panda Bear.

Perhaps a unicorn?

 

[alwaysaway]

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[Trekka]

Two of the most prolific goat herders I know.

Can I offer you a peanut butter and jealous sandwich?

 

[Lord Pmann]

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Gives new meaning to hung like a horse.

 

[Lord Pmann]

Can I offer you a peanut butter and jealous sandwich?

Is the peanut butter to lure the goats? No thanks.

We all know I’m not a goat herder.