Weird Images You've Masturbated too?

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I can remember masturbating to the little instruction manual for tampons!
Looking at the image of the girl inserting the tampon inside her...

So what have you masturbated too that would be considered unusual?
 
Sears catalog the women’s “intimates” back in the day of course!
 
The cover photo of a classical music CD featuring a female cellist. Just something so sensuous about the pose with her instrument!
 
In the early days of cable TV if you didn't have a subscription to certain channels the station was scrambled, they would put the adult movies on late at night, I would watch them and jerk off, thinking I was actually seeing sex, once in awhile you could see some boobs
 
Back in the day.... Lots of comic books and the album cover to Savatage's Edge of Thorns.

Currently..... The sex scene in the movie The Untamed.
 
In junior high, we had a yearbook with head shots of all three grades of students. I was so horny then, I was probably masturbating double digit times a day, so i had no problem thumbing through the pages, stroking myself and thinking of what I would do to each girl and what she would do to me. I also used to masturbate then under a blanket to women on tv shows while my mom was in the next room reading magazines and stuff. I wouldn't shoot, I'd hold it in and edge for as long as I could. This paid off as i matured and gave me very good control, I could hold off orgasm for a long time while ficking. Sometimes things work out...
 
I’ve gotten off to several picture of Elliot Page and Drew Barrymore promoting whip it. It is obvious they were dating back then given the kissing.
 
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The cover photo of a classical music CD featuring a female cellist. Just something so sensuous about the pose with her instrument!

Famous conductor to female cellist...

"Madame, you have between your legs the most beautiful instrument known to man, and all you can do is scratch it ! "
 
Sears and JCPenny. I swear you could see nipple and bush through some of them. Got me worked up in the days before interwebs!

British here, so we had Kay's, great universal and littlewoods catalogues but you most certainly could see areola, a cheeky nipple and Bush with the right underwear and each one that I saw was such a great thrill, kind of like being a peeping Tom minus the possible criminal record.

Though being British we had the delights of a national newspaper that displayed topless womem daily on page 3 for the whole family to enjoy 😀
 
When I was in my teens I found a pic of two older men with big beards and shotguns and a very large dog x they looked like 'hillbillies' and used to fantasise about what might happen if they found me naked wandering in the woods x x x
 
When I was in my teens I found a pic of two older men with big beards and shotguns and a very large dog x they looked like 'hillbillies' and used to fantasise about what might happen if they found me naked wandering in the woods x x x
Hello beautiful, I am a hillbilly and would love to tell you what I want to do to you...
 
Look up the album cover photo for "Whipped Cream and Other Delights" by Herb Alpert and the Tijuana Brass. I have jerked it to that brunette lovely.
 
Remember those little adds for breast enlargement in the back of women's mags back in the day.
I found every one.
 
A picture drawn by Nikcesco where a guy with a tiny dick is watching Tegan and Sara(who have penises in this drawing) jerk themselves off with much bigger dicks.
 
A Paula Deen publicity photo - I imagined a CFNM bukkake and I was the last to drop a load into her open mouth.
 
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