So, I bought a Corvette...

[rockcasbah]

...and my penis is longer than ever.

Mom broke up with kowboy a few weeks ago, so I had to get her in anger management.

Everything else is swell. How's your bum?

 

[Brains_N_Boobs]

You should have gone for the Italian Corvette...


https://i.imgur.com/MkRp31t.jpg

 

[Sweet_Lara]

My bum wants a ride in the 'vette

 

[LLCox]

I would look good in a 'vette.


1966 Stingray

https://www.cars-on-line.com/slideshow/images73776/66chev73776-06-lightbox.jpg

 

[BrokenBarbie]

I have a hard time setting over the hood of them.

 

[OldJourno]

I was in an insurance office when I was in my mid 30s, so it was a long time ago, and this kid had just bought a Corvette and was trying to get it insured.
It didn't go well.
What I heard of the conversation went something like, "But if I buy this insurance, I won't be able to make the payments."
Boy howdy.

 

[rae121452]

wait, are you on the right website?

 

[Tigersman]

My dream Vette is a 1963 split window, 4-speed with positrac, and air conditioned.

 

[rockcasbah]

Corvette, Jeep, Harley, BMW.

Four vehicle names that generate emotional reactions from people who have never owned one.

 

[Saint Peter]

it was a '54
with a mashed up door

 

[Sean]

Corvette, Jeep, Harley, BMW.

Four vehicle names that generate emotional reactions from people who have never owned one.

And you've never owned any of them, Little Lance.

 

[Conager]

I was in an insurance office when I was in my mid 30s, so it was a long time ago, and this kid had just bought a Corvette and was trying to get it insured.
It didn't go well.
What I heard of the conversation went something like, "But if I buy this insurance, I won't be able to make the payments."
Boy howdy.

A years insurance on my '68 Firebird convertible at 18 was $1,000. I paid $1,100 for the rust-bucket. I had to sell the car. The insurance cost me 200 hours of pre-tax labor per year in a hot steel fabrication shop.

 

[jomar]

Happy 50th Birthday!

 

[Conager]

I have a hard time setting over the hood of them.

*nods* Need longer legs, or have some "set" you up on the hood.

http://www.corvette-web-central.com/images/CorvetteGirls.jpg

 

[Rokk0n]

And you've never owned any of them, Little Lance.

Net worth is tied up in that Hot Wheels® collection, eh?

So I bought a Corvette and my penis is longer than ever...

https://i.imgur.com/OHzAo6g.jpg

 

[Sean]

A years insurance on my '68 Firebird convertible at 18 was $1,000. I paid $1,100 for the rust-bucket. I had to sell the car. The insurance cost me 200 hours of pre-tax labor per year in a hot steel fabrication shop.

Eighteen year old barmaid in my local in London a few years ago. Passed her test and her parents bought her a cheap little Nissan Micra for five hundred quid. Cheapest insurance she could source was five and a half grand.

 

[BrokenBarbie]

Eighteen year old barmaid in my local in London a few years ago. Passed her test and her parents bought her a cheap little Nissan Micra for five hundred quid. Cheapest insurance she could source was five and a half grand.

That’s absolutely insane!

 

[Sean]

That’s absolutely insane!

Yep. If you're under twenty five they fuck you up the arse.

 

[BrokenBarbie]

Yep. If you're under twenty five they fuck you up the arse.

My first car was a Mustang LX 5.0, I think the insurance was around 2500 a year. Luckily my dad was paying!

 

[rockcasbah]

And you've never owned any of them, Little Lance.

^emotional reaction^

 

[HisArpy]

^emotional reaction^

it's understandable, everything he knows about Lit he learned between rubbery's knees.

 

[rockcasbah]

it's understandable, everything he knows about Lit he learned between rubbery's knees.

sean is a positive influence to all who know him.

as a cautionary tale.

 

[Sweet_Lara]

Jeesh, can't a guy brag about his car?
and his cock?

 

[Saint_Ann]

A guy I knew in college had a '64. It was a POS. I was terrified to ride in it.

 

[rockcasbah]

A guy I knew in college had a '64. It was a POS. I was terrified to ride in it.

As a car, they're not very good, but as a male ego stroker, they're iconic.

I bought it for my penis and because I bought it well.

Raced them, never owned one before. Harleys, Jeeps and BMW's I've had plenty.

"Bucket List For Assholes", check!