Litiquette VII

My ability to provide high quality sex to my partner is:

  • I am without a doubt the highest quality sex partner there is. I will make you cum and I will cum, a

    Votes: 54 25.2%
  • I have more kinks than most, nothing inappropriate but you’ll be shocked at what I like

    Votes: 107 50.0%
  • I’m good. I get the job done, not much flair but there’ll be no need for masturbation after

    Votes: 46 21.5%
  • I mostly provide sex as a service. I’ve never really enjoyed it so I won’t seek it out, but when ask

    Votes: 1 0.5%
  • I’m as vanilla as it gets. I hope you have a great imagination, you’ll likely need it to keep things

    Votes: 6 2.8%

  • Total voters
    214
LOL! No need to thank me.

To clarify:. I didn't mean watch as in watch a vid on redtube, I meant watch as in be present while two men put on a demonstration. ;)

Also really good is being the middle woman, so to speak. Receiving JOI from one dude to use on another. Put that in your bank and spank it.

Link please.
Pretty please with a D on top or in the middle, I’m not particular.
 
Seems I need to start up a Fans Only site.
Two customers so far, it’s a good start.
Damn skippy.

Color me naive but why would I need JOI? I'm quite certain that I have more experience in handling this task and I have unique insight into what I like best?
 
Color me naive but why would I need JOI? I'm quite certain that I have more experience in handling this task and I have unique insight into what I like best?

Well, I’d say it’s more of a control thing.
Taking your time, getting in that headspace to building up the pleasure.
But if you’re wanting to do a Q&A before hand, see what floats your boat I think that can be arranged.
 
Color me naive but why would I need JOI? I'm quite certain that I have more experience in handling this task and I have unique insight into what I like best?

Well, I’d say it’s more of a control thing.
Taking your time, getting in that headspace to building up the pleasure.
But if you’re wanting to do a Q&A before hand, see what floats your boat I think that can be arranged.

👀 👀 👀
 
You’d think he’s seen my profile pic, right? I mean I have a leather crop in my hand.
Ohhh I think he’s gonna be a fun. 😳😈

Hmmm. I thought it was lying on the floor next to you waiting for me to pick it up and bend you over?
 

You’d think he’s seen my profile pic, right? I mean I have a leather crop in my hand.
Ohhh I think he’s gonna be a fun. 😳😈

Hmmm. I thought it was lying on the floor next to you waiting for me to pick it up and bend you over?




*furiously digs around... *

https://forum.literotica.com/showthread.php?t=1450762&highlight=Shenanigator's

Ta da!
 
Used to, every single morning until I read an article about how unmade beds are healthier. Word is that when you sleep bacteria transfers from your body to the bed and remains there. Once covered in warmth and the suffocation of blankets the bacteria is given an environment worthy of nutritional growth.

In an unmade bed the bacteria is exposed to the elements; more importantly, cool air from around the room. This limits bacterial growth and creates a less savory environment for the microorganisms to multiply.

this is why you change sheets...duh
 
Let’s talk about social media.

Silly dances, skits, and “story time” on TikTok.
Family pics to guys/girls night out on FaceBook. Retweets stories and opinions on Twitter.

What do you think about it all?
Too much?
How much do you put out into the world about your life?
If you have kids, what do you allow them to put out?
What about you job, are you in career where personal life stuff would look terribly tacky and unprofessional if seen by colleagues?
 
Let’s talk about social media.

Silly dances, skits, and “story time” on TikTok.
Family pics to guys/girls night out on FaceBook. Retweets stories and opinions on Twitter.

What do you think about it all?
Too much?
How much do you put out into the world about your life?
If you have kids, what do you allow them to put out?
What about you job, are you in career where personal life stuff would look terribly tacky and unprofessional if seen by colleagues?

Me no likey.

I like instructional videos that tell me how to fix things I know nothing about. I like naked people doing naked things while nude. I like funny and creative things that people do. But I like almost nothing else about social media.

I realize it is in its infancy, but it has a long way to go before it becomes necessary to me.

Too much negativity.

Death to Facebook! <— my super politically charged opinion displayed on social media. :cool:
 
Who knew 14 yr old girls doing 15 sec dances for their friends on tik tok is a matter of National security? Why is it anyone else's business what people choose to do?

I don't do social media.
 
Meh. I follow a couple of author's on twitter, which I'm able to do without having an account. No to the Book of Faces. I've never even heard of TikTok. (But I am now vaguely curious. :p)

Can we say death to Twitter, too? The two big social media platforms seem to have settled into opposing fishbowls.

Too much? Too much negativity, certainly. As to people putting out stuff on the personal lives, not my cup of tea, but if it makes 'em happy. *shrug*
 
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