Puns

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[mnbreastluver]

If your kid turns out trans, you become transparent.

 

[done_got_old]

If your kid turns out trans, you become transparent.

Why is being trans so expensive? Because everything is a trans action.

 

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[done_got_old]

I was just offered a lead role in a fishing movie with an amazing cast!

 

[done_got_old]

I just saw a car being
driven by a sheep in a
swimsuit...

it was a lamb bikini.​

 

[bone251]

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[done_got_old]

A thief is breaking into area fabric stores. Based upon the store locations he seems to be following some sort of pattern.

 

[done_got_old]

I’m only gonna say this once.
This.​

 

[mnbreastluver]

Dead batteries are free of charge.

 

[Eisranac]

Electricians sometimes refuse to fix problems.

 

[mnbreastluver]

If you’re cooking alphabet soup on the stove and leave it unattended...it could spell disaster.

 

[done_got_old]

In the corn maze, I felt like I was being stalked. It was earie.

 

[Eisranac]

In the corn maze, I felt like I was being stalked. It was earie.

I was there too; and I thought it was amazing.

There is not a kernel of truth to your statement — unless you were being stalked by some husky men.

 

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[done_got_old]

My daughter is hooked on sea weed.

I told her to sea kelp.

 

[mnbreastluver]

Putting a batman cover on cell phone is known as batmobile.

 

[done_got_old]

Just switched from eating venison to pheasant.

Absolute game changer.

 

[mnbreastluver]

Just out buying some new furniture for the house.
Sofa, so good.

 

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Dr. Frankenstein entered a bodybuilding competition and discovered he had seriously misunderstood the objective.

 

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[done_got_old]

A hungry African lion came across two men. One was sitting under a tree and reading a book; the other was typing away on his typewriter. The lion pounced on the man reading the book and devoured him.

Even the king of the jungle knows that readers digest and writer’s cramp.