Would you cook for/ give a foot rub/ give a lap dance/wash the hair of the L.A.Y?

[Pervy_Sage]

Just curious.

 

[JerseyJade]

Just curious.

Lap dance.

 

[Pervy_Sage]

Lap dance.

AYYYEEEE!! Back that ass up!

Umm....turnabout is fair play. Lap dance!

 

[CurvyAngel_2]

AYYYEEEE!! Back that ass up!

Umm....turnabout is fair play. Lap dance!

Now that song is stuck in my head. Cook for him then a lap dance.

 

[TTawhere]

Now that song is stuck in my head. Cook for him then a lap dance.

Dinner and a hair washing, and....

 

[CurvyAngel_2]

Dinner and a hair washing, and....

You add a foot rub to that and I'll be yours forever!

He's a better cook so I'll stick to the lap dance.

 

[Smoothshavendad]

You add a foot rub to that and I'll be yours forever!

He's a better cook so I'll stick to the lap dance.

Whatever the lovely lady desires...

 

[Pervy_Sage]

You add a foot rub to that and I'll be yours forever!

He's a better cook so I'll stick to the lap dance.

Cooking. I’m hell in the kitchen....

 

[Deleted member 3041612]

L.a.y?

 

[Pervy_Sage]

L.a.y?

Litster above you

 

[Deleted member 3041612]

Litster above you

It takes a moment to sink in... thank you...cook for I don't know you well enough to approach you any other way...yet...

 

[Pervy_Sage]

It takes a moment to sink in... thank you

And I’ll give you a foot massage.

 

[Deleted member 3041612]

And I’ll give you a foot massage.

Perform that well enough and I'll skip the formalities and I'll throw in a marriage proposal.

 

[Pervy_Sage]

Perform that well enough and I'll skip the formalities and I'll throw in a marriage proposal.

Oh girl...I’ve taken massage therapy classes....

 

[Deleted member 3041612]

Oh girl...I’ve taken massage therapy classes....

I haven't, but I've been told by a massage therapist I performed better than majority of his staff. Yes, I'd return the favor.

 

[Pervy_Sage]

I haven't, but I've been told by a massage therapist I performed better than majority of his staff. Yes, I'd return the favor.

After all of the massaging, hunger might come. So I’ll cook.

 

[Chillygirl]

After all of the massaging, hunger might come. So I’ll cook.

My cooking is way better than my dancing.

 

[Pervy_Sage]

My cooking is way better than my dancing.

Lap dance for Chilly. That might warm her up a little.

 

[barefootgirl69]

Dinner at 7?

 

[WiserSoutherner]

Foot rub coming up

 

[Pervy_Sage]

Foot rub coming up

I don’t mind cooking for a bro. You bring the drink? Invite some friends?

 

[Ziggins]

Shower with a garden hose. I meant Wiser, but that may work for Pervy too.

 

[Sundayschild]

Shower with a garden hose. I meant Wiser, but that may work for Pervy too.

Just call me Gordon Ramsey

 

[Pervy_Sage]

Just call me Gordon Ramsey

Grilling!

 

[stu_gats_2000]

time to get some wings on bbq