Litiquette VII

My ability to provide high quality sex to my partner is:

  • I am without a doubt the highest quality sex partner there is. I will make you cum and I will cum, a

    Votes: 54 25.2%
  • I have more kinks than most, nothing inappropriate but you’ll be shocked at what I like

    Votes: 107 50.0%
  • I’m good. I get the job done, not much flair but there’ll be no need for masturbation after

    Votes: 46 21.5%
  • I mostly provide sex as a service. I’ve never really enjoyed it so I won’t seek it out, but when ask

    Votes: 1 0.5%
  • I’m as vanilla as it gets. I hope you have a great imagination, you’ll likely need it to keep things

    Votes: 6 2.8%

  • Total voters
    214
Alright so if everyone loooooves the cold so much then why are y’all always all up in my home state?! šŸ˜‚

Now I'm up north but I was born and raised in Florida. Let's admit it. Winter months are the absolute best weather wise! Deliciously chilly in the morning and a paradise of warmth by afternoon. That's why. Other than the beach and half naked bikini babes, of course.

😁

Edited to add: Beachy clad men too, as long as they're not in Speedos.
 
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So, I hate the cold, I love the heat. However, the last few yrs old Mother Nature has decided to fuck the Southwest. It seems like I'm in a competition with Bakersfield. CA for hottest hellhole in America. So, I'm running the A/C, but wearing long sleeves inside. Compromise :rolleyes:
 
It’s going to be a very hot weekend in much of the US. I hope everyone has a place to be safe and comfortable. Today’s question: is the sweltering heat of mid-summer better or worse than the bone chilling cold of mid-winter? Sure it’s all relative, and results are biased by your current season but if you had to choose one, which would it be?

Cold. Give me the winter chill and frost any time.

Not that I don't enjoy some summer stuff. Baseball, festival season, the long days of sunlight. And the wardrobes. Bring on all the short shorts and summer dresses, it's a party for the eyeballs. But the heat and humidity just suck the life right out of me.

I like to be cool. I've never minded layers. And I just feel at home in the winter in a way I never have during the warmer months.

And, my opinion of course, there is absolutely no substitute for a cold, clear, moonlit winter night. It makes me feel more alive than almost anything else.

Plus, hockey.
 
Now I'm up north but I was born and raised in Florida. Let's admit it. Winter months are the absolute best weather wise! Deliciously chilly in the morning and a paradise of warmth by afternoon. That's why. Other than the beach and half naked bikini babes, of course.

😁

Edited to add: Beachy clad men too, as long as they're not in Speedos.

True.
Winter months in SoFla are deliciously mild.

But if the crisp, chilly, moonlit, sweater-clad, icy, still, angelically winter white, cellulite hiding, deep freeze of the Great North is *where it’s at* then... lol... why so many of y’all be clogging up my freeways during your glorious months of bone chilling satisfaction? Why not just stay home and play Anna and Elsa and Kristoff? :)

Kidding. We love your tourist dollars. Come, infuse our economy. What epicenter?! ;)
 
TY. But I was using the FLA spelling. šŸ˜‚šŸ¤«

Mmm. Such insight. You know? I'm just not sold on your stance.

Last week I snorkeled with my daughter, hand in hand, on seas of glass, as we watched baby sea turtles swim hell bent for leather out to the open ocean.

I spent today lounging under an umbrella, poolside. I stared at the turquoise water, sparkling in the sun, entranced, as I ate fresh mangoes and enjoyed the scent of lime tree blossoms drifting through the air.

Later, I went for a dip and as I floated on top of the cool ripples, I gazed at the trellis, laden with passion fruit vine.

Soon, I plan to return to the chaise lounger with my man, and ride him properly under the summer stars, little beads of sweat trickling down my freckled and tan collarbone.

It's too bad you find my neck of the woods so abhorrent to your senses. Your turn of phrase, warmth, jovial spirit, and general jocularity is deeply missed.
 
Why do you care so much that I don't like Florida (the Keys are an exception).

You hold the record for most covid cases in a day. Disney World picked that very day to re-open. You elected a governor dumber than my shoe. You can't let your dog go swimming in a pond or lake because you won't have a dog any more. We can play this game but I don't think it's necessary. You like it. That's great. I don't. One less snowbird for you to fret about.

You think you have a monopoly on beaches and water?
 
Why do you care so much that I don't like Florida (the Keys are an exception).

You hold the record for most covid cases in a day. Disney World picked that very day to re-open. You elected a governor dumber than my shoe. You can't let your dog go swimming in a pond or lake because you won't have a dog any more. We can play this game but I don't think it's necessary. You like it. That's great. I don't. One less snowbird for you to fret about.

You think you have a monopoly on beaches and water?

Busted.
I don’t really care.

I do think you have a way with words that’s unnecessarily sharp, though.
Rude, even.
Uncalled for.
And I do my best to ignore you.
But sometimes it’s hard!

So tonight I took your bait.
You got me.
 
I am a maiden of Winterfell and prefer the cold to the hot.

We have 4 distinct seasons here and I certainly enjoy our summers - I feel like we appreciate them more because of the cold winters.

Besides, I can't sleep when it is hot and that makes for a cranky Suz. No one likes that.
 
Busted.
I don’t really care.

I do think you have a way with words that’s unnecessarily sharp, though.
Rude, even.
Uncalled for.
And I do my best to ignore you.
But sometimes it’s hard!

So tonight I took your bait.
You got me.

Tone is hard to convey in this setting. 98% of what I write on here is meant as light-hearted and teasing. I'm not who you think I am. We got off on a bad foot when I intended something to be funny that turned out wasn't a good topic to joke about with you. I felt bad and have been trying to prove I'm not an asshole ever since. I guess the hole just keeps getting deeper. Don't worry, I'll avoid it from now on.
 
I feel the question is like asking if I would rather be buried alive or burned alive. Neither is appealing. I'm definitely a fall type of girl. I love the smell of bonfires, days in the 60s, changing leaves, crisp air that doesn't hurt to breathe nor smothers you with the humidity.

ā€œLife starts all over again when it gets crisp in the fall.ā€ - The Great Gatsby by F. Scott Fitzgerald
 
Tone is *not* that hard to convey in this setting. 98% of what I write on here is meant as light-hearted and teasing! ;)

I'm not who you think I am.* :cool:

*We got off on a bad foot when I intended something to be funny that turned out wasn't a good topic to joke about with you. I felt bad and have been trying to prove I'm not an asshole ever since.

I guess the ā€œholeā€ (pun intended :p) just keeps getting deeper.
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Don't worry, I'll avoid it from now on. :rose:

^Fixed it for you. :kiss:
 
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