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VoraciousValue

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Just wanted to set up a thread of my own and maybe help folks out. Want a joke? Need a quick fact about something? Do you seek advice on a given problem? Want to ask something about me? All these and more will be available here.

I do not promise a response on every query, nor will I promise a serious response on all requests. But on factual issues, I will do my best to provide a detailed answer as quickly as possible.

Ask me anything. Don't be shy. :)



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Fine ... I'll be the first to ask....

Since I've been asked this numerous times in pm.... for my girly parts anyway.

How big is your schlong and when can we see it? Nude naughty pics please. :) (Nice to meet you!) lol
 
Since I've been asked this numerous times in pm.... for my girly parts anyway.

How big is your schlong and when can we see it? Nude naughty pics please. :) (Nice to meet you!) lol

(Nice to meet you too!) Not doing pics of my junk, no thanks. As far as size, let's just say no woman I've ever been with has complained. ;)
 
(Nice to meet you too!) Not doing pics of my junk, no thanks. As far as size, let's just say no woman I've ever been with has complained. ;)

*Throws up hands in the air* That's what they all say!

I read somewhere you like Ohio... all of it. Please explain why? lol
 
*Throws up hands in the air* That's what they all say!

I have to maintain some shred of dignity. :cool:

I read somewhere you like Ohio... all of it. Please explain why? lol

Ohio is a more beautiful state than people realize. You just have to know where to look. (To appreciate Kansas, you have to do the exact opposite.)

I lived in Ohio for awhile, and I loved how cheap everything was. I grew up in a low cost-of-living area and Ohio was cheaper than that. So much local culture to soak in.

But most importantly, Ohio has the nicest people you'd ever want to meet. They'd do anything for you, and that got me out of a jam more than once. I went to grad school there for awhile, and so many people were so generous of their time, their resources, and even their homes on occasion to help support someone resetting their life and trying to find their way. :heart: :)
 
I have to maintain some shred of dignity. :cool:



Ohio is a more beautiful state than people realize. You just have to know where to look. (To appreciate Kansas, you have to do the exact opposite.)

I lived in Ohio for awhile, and I loved how cheap everything was. I grew up in a low cost-of-living area and Ohio was cheaper than that. So much local culture to soak in.

But most importantly, Ohio has the nicest people you'd ever want to meet. They'd do anything for you, and that got me out of a jam more than once. I went to grad school there for awhile, and so many people were so generous of their time, their resources, and even their homes on occasion to help support someone resetting their life and trying to find their way. :heart: :)

I totally agree.... Ohioans are wonderful people. We're also very modest and humble. lol
 
I totally agree.... Ohioans are wonderful people. We're also very modest and humble. lol

Not so much that, but Ohioans have a huge inferiority complex, which I don't understand. What do they have to be inferior about? Granted, Ohio is not the glorious state it used to be, but it has plenty going for it.
 
Not so much that, but Ohioans have a huge inferiority complex, which I don't understand. What do they have to be inferior about? Granted, Ohio is not the glorious state it used to be, but it has plenty going for it.

I love Ohio... lived here all my life. I've been told by a lot of people that Ohioans are friendly and nice. I believe that to be very true. I think it depends on where you actually live in Ohio.
 
Which is better for removing grass stains from a rented tuxedo, gasoline or diesel?
 
Which is better for removing grass stains from a rented tuxedo, gasoline or diesel?

My guess would be gasoline. They used to use gasoline for dry cleaning before they found slightly less volatile chemicals for that. I'm not much of a petroleum engineer, so sadly, I can't give a better (or snarkier) answer. :)
 
having reconsidered the possibility of sounding like an asshole, I will refrain from commenting on the pandemic at this time.
 
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