Litiquette VII

[LifeIsGood3976]

I respect people's space. Good friends of mine know my patterns and I know theirs. Like Indie said, the people I talk with on Skype. I know them better and have a better idea what's going on in their lives. People I see posting on the boards, or with whom I trade Lit PMs, I know them less and am less familiar with their patterns.

It's much like real life....each relationship is different and you respond individually to each friend's situation.

 

[SMNaughtywife]

I respect people's space. Good friends of mine know my patterns and I know theirs. Like Indie said, the people I talk with on Skype. I know them better and have a better idea what's going on in their lives. People I see posting on the boards, or with whom I trade Lit PMs, I know them less and am less familiar with their patterns.

It's much like real life....each relationship is different and you respond individually to each friend's situation.

Look who wandered on in!

Wait just a minute here!!
Looks at my Skype contacts.

 

[Trekka]

Happy Tuesday.

Wait a minute, you saying you mighta missed me, both of us?!
Good prompt for today’s question.

When do you notice someone is MIA? Do you know them well enough to know quiet means this or that?
Outta sight, outta mind?
Message them on Skype or send an email to check if all is good in candy land?
Or maybe you just move on along until they resurface on their own, they’re probably fine?

*Hugs you n kisses you upon your return

I’m pretty observant and notice MIA-ness quickly. Depending upon who’s MIA, I check in. Some people I know will usually show back up and be fine. Others, I worry that they’re having a tough time. So I send a note, text...

Hopefully I get a response!

Because yep I’ve had that exquisitely painful experience of not hearing from someone only to learn that they’ve passed. 1sb comes to mind. ...so I don’t always assume people will pop back up.

I wanna know where the hell Mr Rocknut has run off to! Hopefully not another multi year sabbatical. *i should send him a note*

Fara, IHC— burnt out on drama ‘round here. I suspect he’ll pop back up at some point and I shall resume throwing myself at him

Myself? I get quiet when the shit is hitting the fan. So. If I go MIA, shoot me a note! I’m not just busy; I am officially not okay.

And I always appreciate the folks who do check in

 

[hotwords229_A]

I assume everyone is okay and everything is fine and people are just enjoying their lives. So I don’t check in often. During a worldwide pandemic, however, I do wonder when someone disappears. And I have checked in with people or with “their” people. Sometimes my people check in with their people and meet new people who take the place of the old people.

So if you’re wondering why I haven’t checked to see if you’re okay, it’s because I have assumed you are either getting or giving oral and you’re too busy having an orgasm to post something.

That’s how I like to think of you. Yes, YOU.

 

[SassySheDevil]

Happy Tuesday.

Wait a minute, you saying you mighta missed me, both of us?!
Good prompt for today’s question.

When do you notice someone is MIA? Do you know them well enough to know quiet means this or that?
Outta sight, outta mind?
Message them on Skype or send an email to check if all is good in candy land?
Or maybe you just move on along until they resurface on their own, they’re probably fine?

It depends on the person I guess.
How active they are around here. For the most part, I don't feel like it's my place to check in on them. (we aren't close enough)
When I had more friends, I'd check in on them. But since I don't have many here any longer, the ones I do have are off lit for the most part. So I check there.

There are only a couple people that I keep regular contact with anymore. They are off Lit.

I notice when people are less active, Especially if they are normally really active. So many have come and gone, that I often wonder if they are gone for good when they are less active.

But honestly, I'm the one who tends to shut people out more.

 

[StacyLeigh]

When do you notice someone is MIA? Do you know them well enough to know quiet means this or that?
Outta sight, outta mind?
Message them on Skype or send an email to check if all is good in candy land?
Or maybe you just move on along until they resurface on their own, they’re probably fine?

There are a couple of people that I connect with everyday. If I didn't hear from them one day, I would likely reach out and check on them - as it would seem out of the norm. They are also the type of people that tell me when they aren't going to be around for any length of time. I'm a creature of habit and I guess my friends pick up on that. Aside from those few, I would probably wait a couple weeks before reaching out to anyone else who hasn't been around much.

I understand the feeling of overwhelm and I've had my "flaky Stacy" moments in the past where I would go MIA. I try not to do that any longer. I've had missed opportunities and caused a bit of hurt in doing so - both of which I regret.

I would never just assume all is ok with someone who isn't around. Often times they appreciate just knowing they are missed. But we all need to use the off switch every now and then.

 

[Orchidea73]

It depends who these people are. If they are friends and I am in contact with them in private, I check on them and they check on me.

If it's a guy that isn't just a friend but I am interested in something more and he goes MIA, then I do not check. That usually means ghosting or some power play shit, and I ain't chasing anyone. Him "disappearing" is all I need to know and cut him off.

 

[filt]

For me it’s broadly about how well you know them, have got to know them or if you think they’re worthy of your time.

Give them a day or two, because life can happen. At that point drop them a line to check in and, at that stage, step back. If someone is struggling and they know you’ve thought of them that’s all you can do. Anything more than that looks like you’re just bombarding them.

If someone is not ok, MIA and has any respect or time for you they’ll drop by and let you know they’re ok, or not, in their own time.

 

[SMNaughtywife]

I assume everyone is okay and everything is fine and people are just enjoying their lives. So I don’t check in often. During a worldwide pandemic, however, I do wonder when someone disappears. And I have checked in with people or with “their” people. Sometimes my people check in with their people and meet new people who take the place of the old people.

So if you’re wondering why I haven’t checked to see if you’re okay, it’s because I have assumed you are either getting or giving oral and you’re too busy having an orgasm to post something.

That’s how I like to think of you. Yes, YOU.

I’m gonna pretend like you’re talking about me and all.
You really are looking through my window aren’t you?!
Just throw a rock next time and I’ll let you in.


*******

Here on the boards, I sometimes notice when someone is quiet or gone. But I don’t know them well enough to know what’s going on in their personal life.
For me, I have a fierce loyalty to the very few people I’ve let close to me. They know where to find me and vice versa. I’ve reached out to see what’s what a few times. And I hope that they’d check in on me when I’m quiet - they know me well enough when something is off with my cheeky mouth.

 

[aussiegeekygal]

I've had to disappear more than once when life got heavy. I made a point to check in with Trekka before I disappeared in case someone asked questions. With my previous health struggles I'd hate to think that someone is worried about me somewhere and I'm ignorant to that.

On the other hand, when people are missing here I miss them. I was thrilled to see IHC back for a few days recently and I also miss Rocknut (the whore). Also, where the hell is Lunation?! I try not to concern myself too much with their affairs and understand that real life happens and can really make you make it a priority at times.

I'm not really friendly with anyone off the boards and am horrible at checking in, even when someone crosses my mind. I used to be really good at that but life contributed to my complacency. So, thank you for the reminder that I should put more effort in

 

[Trekka]

I've had to disappear more than once when life got heavy. I made a point to check in with Trekka before I disappeared in case someone asked questions. With my previous health struggles I'd hate to think that someone is worried about me somewhere and I'm ignorant to that.

On the other hand, when people are missing here I miss them. I was thrilled to see IHC back for a few days recently and I also miss Rocknut (the whore). Also, where the hell is Lunation?! I try not to concern myself too much with their affairs and understand that real life happens and can really make you make it a priority at times.

I'm not really friendly with anyone off the boards and am horrible at checking in, even when someone crosses my mind. I used to be really good at that but life contributed to my complacency. So, thank you for the reminder that I should put more effort in

Aww...
And then I went all sass-mouthed over frijoles and ruined everything!

 

[Trekka]

Happy July, everyone

So most film making and TV show taping is on pause right now. Or, at best, trying to figure out the intricacies of on-screen love making in the time of the ‘Rona.

That’s why we are gonna make our own movie, about ourselves.

What actor or actress is playing *you*?
Is it a drama? Rom com? Horror flick?
Do we have a rough idea of plot?
Happy ending, I hope?

 

[Corbal]

Actress. Haha. Melissa McCarthy. We don’t look alike but I think she’s hilarious and I’m also hilarious, so...

Horror meets comedic porn in which all males are fucking in just white socks.

Plot: I, Mel McCarthy, take a job as a porn movie fluffer but can’t control my mouth, as usual, and start making fun of “so-called” hot porn dudes. They get salty and come at me so I slice off their dicks, pickle them in a jar, and sell them at a roadside farmers market stand, where I also perform my own comedic standup.

Happy ending. Always. Every motherfucker that’s ever done me wrong ends up in the jar.

 

[Trekka]

Damn Corbal.
You’ve thought about this before.

 

[Corbal]

Damn Corbal.
You’ve thought about this before.

Perhaps.

It is that obvious?

 

[Guyblue82]

Actress. Haha. Melissa McCarthy. We don’t look alike but I think she’s hilarious and I’m also hilarious, so...

Horror meets comedic porn in which all males are fucking in just white socks.

Plot: I, Mel McCarthy, take a job as a porn movie fluffer but can’t control my mouth, as usual, and start making fun of “so-called” hot porn dudes. They get salty and come at me so I slice off their dicks, pickle them in a jar, and sell them at a roadside farmers market stand, where I also perform my own comedic standup.

Happy ending. Always. Every motherfucker that’s ever done me wrong ends up in the jar.

Note to self: make sure everyone involved has the same expectations of what the “happy ending” is

 

[tnman03]

<--- Reminds self that Corbal shouldn't be allowed access to any knives if she's ever at a cookout or any get-together I'm helping out with. And not to accept any jars of pickled whatever from her.

 

[Corbal]

Note to self: make sure everyone involved has the same expectations of what the “happy ending” is

<--- Reminds self that Corbal shouldn't be allowed access to any knives if she's ever at a cookout or any get-together I'm helping out with. And not to accept any jars of pickled whatever from her.

Note to self: watch any Netflix series on prisons; must learn to hide shanks.

 

[aussiegeekygal]

Aww...
And then I went all sass-mouthed over frijoles and ruined everything!

Nah. We're still good

 

[hotwords229_A]

My movie is a sequel to Corbal’s. It’s called Dick Hard 2: Dick Harder. It’s a romantic comedy.

It’s the story of a former porn star who, after having his dick cut off, becomes “awake” to the world around him (I’m going to have to cast myself in this one). Living without the constant distraction of horniness, I began realizing women have feelings and needs—they aren’t just walking boobs. All of my female friends begin telling me things about how women can be pleasured sexually without a penis. I disbelieve this at first, but after a scene of them demonstrating cunnilingus on one another, I realize orgasms can be had orally.

Meanwhile, my actual penis has been purchased by a Hot Female Scientist who uses it for her own sexual pleasure and falls in love with it. One day, after achieving the greatest orgasm ever, she accidentally places it in a jar of radioactive liquid instead of the pickle jar it usually resides in.

My penis becomes self aware.

He writes her a note (in precum) on her pillow, telling her how much he loves her pussy, but he needs to return to his rightful owner. He packs his bags and heads off into the desert.

Back to me: I’m going through an 80’s montage of watching women orally pleasure each other while I take notes, light Bunsen Burners, write mathematical equations on my walls and study copious amounts of porn. My female friends are still not impressed with my abilities and force me to continue my training.

Back to the B-story: the Hot Scientist wakes up and reads the pillow. She can’t live without my dick, so she heads off in search of him.

My dick has been traveling down Route 66, sweat pouring from his head, a purple five o’clock shadow appearing under the tip. He hitchhikes, gets into fights in biker bars, etc. and finally tracks me down, just as the Hot Scientist tracks him down.

My dick uses the last of his radioactive powers to fuse himself back onto me and I am once again complete.

My eyes meet the Hot Scientist and we immediately fall in love. My dick gets hard, but I look at it and say, “Hold on, I’ve got this one” and then I fall to my knees and perform the most amazing oral the Hot Scientist has ever received. My females friends all watch me perform this oral with great satisfaction before ripping each other’s clothes off and fucking like crazy.

The Hot Scientist sits on my face as my dick explodes all over the movie screen as my cum drips down and forms the words—
THE END

 

[Trekka]

HW, I had you in mind when I wrote this Q, and you did not disappoint.

 

[hotwords229_A]

HW, I had you in mind when I wrote this Q, and you did not disappoint.

I walked right into your trap.

 

[Corbal]

I walked right into your trap.

So...I’m the hot scientist, or...

 

[tnman03]

So...I’m the hot scientist, or...

No, your Ida Smith in Motel Hell, out to cut everyone's larynx and plant them heads up in the garden. Only in this version of the movie, you cut off a little something extra...

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Motel_Hell

 

[Corbal]

No, your Ida Smith in Motel Hell, out to cut everyone's larynx and plant them heads up in the garden. Only in this version of the movie, you cut off a little something extra...

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Motel_Hell

Human sausages.

Fitting. I like it.