Litiquette VII

[85Ironman]

And no panties

Easy access. Good thinking.

Look at all these tips and tricks.
Hot damn. Someone’s been shagging on the beach a time or two.

I have no idea what you're talking about.

 

[Trekka]

Easy access. Good thinking.

I have no idea what you're talking about.

It's all about proper planning. Sexy, sensual, juicy, mouth watering... planning.

 

[85Ironman]

It's all about proper planning. Sexy, sensual, juicy, mouth watering... planning.

Proper prior planning prevents piss poor performance.

Something I learned in a past life.

 

[Trekka]

Proper prior planning prevents piss poor performance.

Something I learned in a past life.

This guy gets me.
You see, SMN?
Planning is sexy!

 

[Mr_bogey]

The ocean is beautiful and soothing. I love the sound of the surf.

What I don't love is the idea of prehistoric killing machines swimming around and under me as I float on those waves.

So I'll visit an ocean beach and I'll get in the water and splash about a bit, but then I start hearing the Jaws theme in my head and I paddle towards the safety of my beach umbrella.

I don't live near an ocean, but I do live in a place where you're never more than 5-10 miles from a lake, so that's my refuge of choice.

I'll be at the lake for most of the next 4-5 weeks. My idea of heaven.

Oh, and I'm not a fan of sex on the beach. Neither the act (goddamn sand) nor the cocktail (there was a bad, pukey night involved).

Look out for Nessie and Bigfoot at those lakes. I had an encounter with a black bear at a lake when I was in HS. Sharks are mostly nice and not looking to bother you unless you happen to be delicious.

 

[Mr_bogey]

Nope British

William Wallace is rolling over in his grave at this comment.

 

[SMNaughtywife]

This guy gets me.
You see, SMN?
Planning is sexy!

Yeah, yeah.
But always planning and lists.
Hmmm....
Maybe.

 

[hotwords229_A]

Well, it’s filthy Friday ya know.
Topless in the backyard and bikini bottoms only.
Not a bad idea.

I will be pouring over Google Earth tomorrow searching landlocked states.

 

[Mr_bogey]

Aaaaaand that’s how you’re supposed to drink whiskey!!
Putting ice in it in Scotland is sacrilege

Europeans are allergic to ice. They don't even like their beer cold. Scotch is overrated and overpriced.

 

[parker77]

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yeah, but not as interesting as this....

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[Daisy_Love]

Europeans are allergic to ice. They don't even like their beer cold. Scotch is overrated and overpriced.

Well I can assure you the British drink cold beer and lager!

I don’t even like whiskey and I’ve tried really expensive malts.
I love JD with coke and ice, much to my father’s disgust

 

[Daisy_Love]

William Wallace is rolling over in his grave at this comment.

Yes I’m Scottish but I live in England sooooo....

 

[Mr_bogey]

Delaware?!

So you've never experienced the pleasure of the Bottle and Cork?

 

[Mr_bogey]

What about sex in the water, still an issue with chafing?
Under that board walk thing?
Maybe I need a boogie board.

Lifeguard stand is technically on the beach, as is their little lifeguard boat. Not optimum comfort but definitely cuts down on the sand.

 

[Mr_bogey]

Yes I’m Scottish but I live in England sooooo....

Robroy McGregor would never deny his heritage.

 

[Orchidea73]

Europeans are allergic to ice. They don't even like their beer cold. Scotch is overrated and overpriced.

I call bullshit on this one. lol There isn't a place where I have been where people don't drink the beer cold. Maybe you're thinking about the Medieval period.

 

[Daisy_Love]

Robroy McGregor would never deny his heritage.

I don’t deny it at all

 

[Mr_bogey]

I call bullshit on this one. lol There isn't a place where I have been where people don't drink the beer cold. Maybe you're thinking about the Medieval period.

Try Gollem Pub in Amsterdam.

Edited to add - our cold is 32-36 degrees F. Your cold beer is around 50-55 degrees.

 

[Orchidea73]

Try Gollem Pub in Amsterdam.

Try many other pubs in England, Italy, Germany, France, Croatia etc.etc.
My point is, beer is served cold in the majority of places and countries. And Europeans have nothing against ice. It's just that some people don't like it in some drinks. I think it ruins the taste but my brother, for example, uses ice.

As we say here, Degustibus.

 

[Mr_bogey]

Try many other pubs in England, Italy, Germany, France, Croatia etc.etc.
My point is, beer is served cold in the majority of places and countries. And Europeans have nothing against ice. It's just that some people don't like it in some drinks. I think it ruins the taste but my brother, for example, uses ice.

As we say here, Degustibus.

In matters of taste, there can be no dispute. I agree. I wasn't the one chastising people for putting ice in their drink.

Do you ladies sleep?

 

[Orchidea73]

In matters of taste, there can be no dispute. I agree. I wasn't the one chastising people for putting ice in their drink.

Nobody was "chastising" anyone.

Do you ladies sleep?

Are we disturbing you?

 

[filt]

Europe doesn’t have cold beer?

If it wasn’t cold it would be like drinking warm, fizzy urine.

Less chatter, more drinking and the beer will be plenty cold enough.

 

[Trekka]

*wakes up, checks thread, wonders how many mea culpa PMs Mr Bogey will be writing this weekend... !

 

[tnman03]

*wakes up, checks thread, wonders how many mea culpa PMs Mr Bogey will be writing this weekend... !

Have you had your second or third cup of coffee yet?

 

[Orchidea73]

*wakes up, checks thread, wonders how many mea culpa PMs Mr Bogey will be writing this weekend... !

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