😶 Is There A Nice Way To Say ..... ???

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We've all been there before. You want or need to tell someone something and you just can't find the best way to say it. Well here, you can crowd source what you want to say and find the nicest... or at least most creative... way to say it.

Example:

Q: Is there a nice way to say "Stop having a pity party!!"
A: There seem to be lots of unclaimed tickets to your sorrow rally. Maybe we should change the theme?

Q: is there a nice way to say "Your face ruined my hardon."
A: Oh darling, that picture of you sent all the blood rushing to my brain.
 
I think this is an "ask Plp" kind thread...


So how do I politely say?
"Fuck you"

Asking for a friend. Lol
 
They ate the last cookie in the jar.

Hmm... this would be the most Southern way of saying thay...

"You sure did like those cookies, dear! I'm not sure your pants will like them as much tomorrow. Thank you for saving me those calories!"
 
We've all been there before. You want or need to tell someone something and you just can't find the best way to say it. Well here, you can crowd source what you want to say and find the nicest... or at least most creative... way to say it.

Example:

Q: Is there a nice way to say "Stop having a pity party!!"
A: There seem to be lots of unclaimed tickets to your sorrow rally. Maybe we should change the theme?

Q: is there a nice way to say "Your face ruined my hardon."
A: Oh darling, that picture of you sent all the blood rushing to my brain.

https://i.imgur.com/Ku2BJTsm.jpg
 
I'm always careful. But thank you kindly for the advice. :).

.....

See what I did there?

Well, yes. :cool:

Or another one, almost as devious as Well bless your heart would be...

Well, hush my mouth... :D:D

Either of those voiced by a Southern lady will make you start looking for a door out. And when said by a courtly Southern gentleman you begin to wonder whether you're going to have a life left later. :eek::eek::eek:
 
I think this is an "ask Plp" kind thread...


So how do I politely say?
"Fuck you"

Asking for a friend. Lol

"I have to hope that at sometime I will see some semblance of common sense prevail. However there is no evidence of that before me."

That's Canadian for: You motherfucker...
 
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What’s the nice way to tell someone they need to blow their nose because the booger hanging onto their excessive nostril hair is making me want to barf?
 
What’s the nice way to tell someone they need to blow their nose because the booger hanging onto their excessive nostril hair is making me want to barf?

I’m on the edge of my seat waiting to hear the answer to this one. I have an uncle...
 
What's the nicest thing PLP has to say to me today? :D
 
We've all been there before. You want or need to tell someone something and you just can't find the best way to say it. Well here, you can crowd source what you want to say and find the nicest... or at least most creative... way to say it.

Example:

Q: Is there a nice way to say "Stop having a pity party!!"
A: There seem to be lots of unclaimed tickets to your sorrow rally. Maybe we should change the theme?

Q: is there a nice way to say "Your face ruined my hardon."
A: Oh darling, that picture of you sent all the blood rushing to my brain.



For me, sugarcoating the truth hurts more, I'd prefer the raw truth. It's the kindest way to go about it, like putting someone out their misery, instead of slowly chipping away at someone. The end result is still the same, I'd rather not waste my time and get there as soon as possible.

Sometimes rejecting someone using nice words, doesn't work. I know some guys won't stop, until the woman is very direct and lets him know she's not interested. I've seen women try to let someone down gently and the guy will keeps coming. So, they deal with guys that disgust them, hitting on them all day.

Just be honest and direct, without purposely being an ass.


Edited to add: I know this thread is meant to be a fun and silly, bit I shared a serious opinion
 
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Q. ITANWTS: As soon as I see that you've posted on a thread, I immediately stop looking at it, because it's inevitably going to turn into a dreary, toxic shit show?
A. "He always stimulates debate and discussion whenever he posts, so rather than duplicating what he's done I find other threads to revive instead."
 
For me, sugarcoating the truth hurts more, I'd prefer the raw truth. It's the kindest way to go about it, like putting someone out their misery, instead of slowly chipping away at someone. The end result is still the same, I'd rather not waste my time and get there as soon as possible.

Sometimes rejecting someone using nice words, doesn't work. I know some guys won't stop, until the woman is very direct and lets him know she's not interested. I've seen women try to let someone down gently and the guy will keeps coming. So, they deal with guys that disgust them, hitting on them all day.

Just be honest and direct, without purposely being an ass.


Edited to add: I know this thread is meant to be a fun and silly, bit I shared a serious opinion

I appreciate your serious opinion. Though this thread isn't just about denying sexual advances.

Don't worry girls get NOs plenty too.
 
Q. ITANWTS: As soon as I see that you've posted on a thread, I immediately stop looking at it, because it's inevitably going to turn into a dreary, toxic shit show?
A. "He always stimulates debate and discussion whenever he posts, so rather than duplicating what he's done I find other threads to revive instead."

The master of biting politeness. 😂
 
When you make an excuse to go to a public bathroom to discreetly take a dump, and someone follows you in to chat. A polite way to ask them to get lost...?
 
When you make an excuse to go to a public bathroom to discreetly take a dump, and someone follows you in to chat. A polite way to ask them to get lost...?

I think you simply say, “You’re not going to want to stick around for this”.
 
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