Ted Cruz vs Hellboy

[Pookie]

I'm going all in on the red guy ...

Why is Ted Cruz picking a fight with Hellboy?

"Listen Hellboy."

So began one of the weirdest episodes in what has been one of the weirdest years in politics, well, ever.

...

"Listen Hellboy," Cruz wrote. "You talk good game when you've got Hollywood makeup & stuntmen. But I'll bet $10k—to the nonpolitical charity of your choice—that you couldn't last 5 min in the wrestling ring w/ @Jim_Jordan w/o getting pinned. You up for it? Or does your publicist say too risky?"

...

So I can't imagine Jordan was thrilled that Cruz re-opened that can of worms. And Perlman took the bait, responding to Cruz this way:

"I tell you what teddy boy, since mentioning jim jordan and wrestling is... problematic, why don't we ... just make it you & me. I'll give 50k to Black Lives Matter and you can keep all the tax payer money you were thinking of spending."


https://www.cnn.com/2020/06/16/politics/ted-cruz-ron-perlman-hellboy/index.html


My money is on Big Red. *nods*

https://weminoredinfilm.files.wordpress.com/2017/05/hellboy1.jpg?w=700&h=350&crop=1

 

[Liar]

This is the last link in a long chain of hilarity that started with about something dumb Matt Gaetz said which eventually lead to this gem of Gaetz thinking he had made a great point.

Somehow, Gym Jordan was roped in, dunno how, and then Teddy barged in out of left field.

If there's a Trollympics, I think Ron just won.

 

[Pookie]

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!!

 

[HisArpy]

Dontcha just love it when your favorite Hollywood icons get up on their pedestals and act all classy and shit like this?

 

[Sean]

Been following this on Twitter ever since Josh Marshal retweeted the opening salvo from Gaetz. Wingnuts getting pwnd.

 

[Pookie]

Dontcha just love it when your favorite Hollywood icons get up on their pedestals and act all classy and shit like this?

Yeah, I posted a pic of Scott Baio in another thread.

 

[Wrong Element]

Dontcha just love it when your favorite Hollywood icons get up on their pedestals and act all classy and shit like this?

Well, Hollywood isn't really doing much at the moment on account of a global pandemic.

Ted Cruz, on the other hand, represents 30 million people in the United States Senate.

 

[bestone4ever]

Dontcha just love it when your favorite Hollywood icons get up on their pedestals and act all classy and shit like this?

Cruz went after Hellboy unprovoked. You'll get something right one day, today is not that day.

 

[HisArpy]

Well, Hollywood isn't really doing much at the moment on account of a global pandemic.

Ted Cruz, on the other hand, represents 30 million people in the United States Senate.

So that totally excuses Perlman's comments?

 

[HisArpy]

Yeah, I posted a pic of Scott Baio in another thread.

I realize this is a porn board, but honestly, aren't you a little old for him?

 

[Sean]

So that totally excuses Perlman's comments?

What comments is it you object to, Tim?

 

[HisArpy]

What comments is it you object to, Tim?

We can start with this one and move on to every other comment you've ever made here and any other location, including real life.

That good enough for you?

 

[Pookie]

I realize this is a porn board, but honestly, aren't you a little old for him?

He's 46. Do you think he was frozen in time after "Charles In Charge" went off the air in 1990?

 

[bestone4ever]

We can start with this one and move on to every other comment you've ever made here and any other location, including real life.

That good enough for you?

Log off, dude. This ain't your day.

 

[Sean]

We can start with this one and move on to every other comment you've ever made here and any other location, including real life.

That good enough for you?

I'm not Ron Perlman, Tim. Do you need some kind of intervention?

 

[IrezumiKiss]

Cruz has no idea of how this shit works.

Perlman doesn't talk the talk, he will walk it. He's been about that life for a loooooong while. Please, let these yappers' mouths try to cash the checks they write, they will find out.

 

[bestone4ever]

He's 46. Do you think he was frozen in time after "Charles In Charge" went off the air in 1985?

HisDerpy still has Chachi Arcola posters on his walls.

 

[HisArpy]

He's 46. Do you think he was frozen in time after "Charles In Charge" went off the air in 1985?

Honestly, I'm not a fan of his so I have no idea how old he is IRL. OTOH, the recent thread on how old everyone is shows that a majority of members are over 60.

Just sayin'...

 

[HisArpy]

I'm not Ron Perlman, Tim. Do you need some kind of intervention?

Oh My Gosh!!! You know, YOU'RE RIGHT. You ain't no Ron Perlman. Not even close.

OTOH, we can add this to the list of comments you've made that I object to. So, you're winning in that at least.

 

[IrezumiKiss]

He's 46. Do you think he was frozen in time after "Charles In Charge" went off the air in 1985?

He's actually 59. Don't cut that motherfucker any slack.

https://dynaimage.cdn.cnn.com/cnn/c_fill,g_auto,w_1200,h_675,ar_16:9/https%3A%2F%2Fcdn.cnn.com%2Fcnnnext%2Fdam%2Fassets%2F160718093531-scott-baio-donald-trump.jpg

 

[bestone4ever]

Honestly, I'm not a fan of his so I have no idea how old he is IRL. OTOH, the recent thread on how old everyone is shows that a majority of members are over 60.

Just sayin'...

You're more of an Antonio Sabato Jr. guy, we know.

 

[Pookie]

Honestly, I'm not a fan of his so I have no idea how old he is IRL. OTOH, the recent thread on how old everyone is shows that a majority of members are over 60.

Just sayin'...

Didn't see it. Apparently I wasn't old enough for that thread, boomer.

 

[Pookie]

He's actually 59. Don't cut that motherfucker any slack.

https://dynaimage.cdn.cnn.com/cnn/c_fill,g_auto,w_1200,h_675,ar_16:9/https%3A%2F%2Fcdn.cnn.com%2Fcnnnext%2Fdam%2Fassets%2F160718093531-scott-baio-donald-trump.jpg

Fuck!! I suck at the maths!!!

 

[bestone4ever]

Fuck!! I suck at the maths!!!

It's because you're over 60, obviously.

 

[Sean]

The hills Tim chooses to die on are...weird.