Litiquette VII

[JerseyJade]

OJ. The real stuff. Pulpy. Lots of it.

Tang... it’s like horse urine but more bitter.

So what you're saying is... you drank horse urine before?

 

[parker77]

oj? where’s the champagne?

 

[Lord Pmann]

So what you're saying is... you drank horse urine before?

It’s preferable to Tang.

 

[SMNaughtywife]

I enjoy some good refreshing orange juice.

Not out of a glass, though. That seems a little fetishy to me.

I like to gently peel it open, press my lips against it and slip my tongue inside. I like to lick around the membranes and feel the softness against my tongue. Then, when I lick it just right, the juices start soaking out into my mouth. Sometimes they come out so fast they drip down my chin.

Mmmm, yes. I fucking love Orange juice.

Ummmmm....
swallows hard.
I’d be okay sharing my orange with ya.

 

[SMNaughtywife]

I’m not a huge fan, I’ll have a small glass maybe once a month.
Florida's Natural no pulp.
I’m not sure I’ve ever had fresh squeezed right that day OJ.
I’d rather eat an orange I think.

 

[justasimplegirl]

I enjoy some good refreshing orange juice.

Not out of a glass, though. That seems a little fetishy to me.

I like to gently peel it open, press my lips against it and slip my tongue inside. I like to lick around the membranes and feel the softness against my tongue. Then, when I lick it just right, the juices start soaking out into my mouth. Sometimes they come out so fast they drip down my chin.

Mmmm, yes. I fucking love Orange juice.

That's ... umm ... I mean .. oranges ... yes. Good. Orange juice is good.

Is anyone else sweating?

 

[tnman03]

That's ... umm ... I mean .. oranges ... yes. Good. Orange juice is good.

Is anyone else sweating?

Sweating no. But smiling for certain seeing you back here today.

 

[hotwords229_A]

Sweating no. But smiling for certain seeing you back here today.

Smiling also! Hey JSG!!!

 

[Trekka]

That's ... umm ... I mean .. oranges ... yes. Good. Orange juice is good.

Is anyone else sweating?

Whoa whoa whoa!
Dude, hold my OJ!

*motherfucking pounce!*

Look who’s here!!

 

[Endless_Night]

That's ... umm ... I mean .. oranges ... yes. Good. Orange juice is good.

Is anyone else sweating?

*pooooooooooooooooooooooonce*

 

[Endless_Night]

Gah!

Between you and default I'm not sure I'm gonna make it through the weekend.

I'm just going to say it.

*thuuunk*

I enjoy some good refreshing orange juice.

Not out of a glass, though. That seems a little fetishy to me.

I like to gently peel it open, press my lips against it and slip my tongue inside. I like to lick around the membranes and feel the softness against my tongue. Then, when I lick it just right, the juices start soaking out into my mouth. Sometimes they come out so fast they drip down my chin.

Mmmm, yes. I fucking love Orange juice.

 

[LurkingPhoenix]

I love OJ. Natural, a little pulp is fine. Too much pulp? I want a strainer already.

I try not to drink too much of it because of the acidity, but I love it.

 

[aussiegeekygal]

Gah!

Between you and default I'm not sure I'm gonna make it through the weekend.

I'm just going to say it.

*thuuunk*

I love to see you blush

 

[Endless_Night]

I love to see you blush

* * *

Errr. Between the JSG and HW excitement I forgot to answer the question.

I'm with Parker. Where's the champagne?

(Extra brut, of course )

 

[The_gladiator]

First of all, I seemed to miss that we had a new thread. Sorry for being MIA lol

Second, oj, yes, no pulp though, yuck.

 

[Trekka]

I’m a bad Floridian! I don’t drink OJ hardly ever.

But when I do...

Yeah I’m a snob
No frozen shit - that’s a travesty!
Nothing in a gallon.
Or a can. Bluebird. *shudders*

All the OJ down here is fresh
It’s where the OJ that you all drink is born

And pulp for days.

In fact, I like pulp so much, I’d really rather just eat the orange.

Of course we drank Tang!! We drank more Tang than OJ growing up because it was cheap. I used to catch my brother eating just the powder with a spoon. He’d give me a big orange toothy kid grin.

The best tho, by far, is ice cold, old school McDonald’s “orange drink.”

 

[hotwords229_A]

Gah!

Between you and default I'm not sure I'm gonna make it through the weekend.

I'm just going to say it.

*thuuunk*

Define “not sure I’m gonna make it through the weekend”.

 

[The_gladiator]

I’m a bad Floridian! I don’t drink OJ hardly ever.

But when I do...

Yeah I’m a snob
No frozen shit - that’s a travesty!
Nothing in a gallon.
Or a can. Bluebird. *shudders*

All the OJ down here is fresh
It’s where the OJ that you all drink is born

And pulp for days.

In fact, I like pulp so much, I’d really rather just eat the orange.

Of course we drank Tang!! We drank more Tang than OJ growing up because it was cheap. I used to catch my brother eating just the powder with a spoon. He’d give me a big orange toothy kid grin.

The best tho, by far, is ice cold, old school McDonald’s “orange drink.”

Isn’t that hi c?

 

[hotwords229_A]

The best tho, by far, is ice cold, old school McDonald’s “orange drink.”

I remember “orange drink” at school events. I have a vague memory of the Principal dumping a bunch of power into a giant drink dispenser and then filling it with a garden hose.

We drank it.

 

[Misshotndeep]

One of the reasons my ex and I had issues. I am freaktasric and he became so vanilla I could grind him up and make ice cream.

 

[Endless_Night]

Fake orange drinks. *shudders*

Define “not sure I’m gonna make it through the weekend”.

Shut up!!!

One of the reasons my ex and I had issues. I am freaktasric and he became so vanilla I could grind him up and make ice cream.

Wait. What?!?!

Are we….still talking about orange juice?

I am….confused.

 

[Trekka]

Isn’t that hi c?

Today it is, yeah.
In the 80s, I’d you went to McDs, you’d order “orange drink.”
Orange drink was the best.
So was its sweet purplish gray sister, “grape drink.”

 

[Orchidea73]

I love orange juice. I drink a glass every morning. I prefer to makes my own, fresh. But if I have to buy it, I want something with zero added sugar. Happy there are plenty I can find here. I love oranges and lemons. I also eat them raw, peels included, like you would eat an apple.

 

[Trekka]

I love orange juice. I drink a glass every morning. I prefer to makes my own, fresh. But if I have to buy it, I want something with zero added sugar. Happy there are plenty I can find here. I love oranges and lemons. I also eat them raw, peels included, like you would eat an apple.

you eat the peels? fascinating.
my grandfather did that....

 

[Trekka]

Lazy morning. Still not fully caffeinated.

I just lazed through this article and it got my gears turning.

TLDR? Free land programs across the US -- mostly in underpopulated midwestern towns or very remote areas of the US (think california deserts and alaskan wilderness) -- they give you the land if you meet certain requirements.

Give it to you. For free.
Most require you to build a house on it (sheds and lean-to's don't count!) within a certain timeframe.

Whaddya think?

Do you ever fantasize about packing it up and moving to the boonies? Why or why not?
You think you could make it out there? Physically, financially, mentally, emotionally, socially?

What's your Free Land Dream House look like? (Suz, I'm lookin at you! How may goats are we talkin', here? )

If this fantasy gives you hives, rolly eyes, or makes you wanna hurl, expand on that.

It's Free Land Fantasy Dream House Discussion Day!