The Isolated Blurt Thread XXXII : Poor Lonely Lime

[Not Normal]

I made pimento cheese today. Now that I’m stoned in bed I just want a grilled pimento cheese. Fuck. I need a wife.

I have a feeling you could have said sandwich made for you... Just sayin'

mmmmmm...it's...mayo-ish.

Or, put it this way...Miracle Whip is to real mayonnaise what a glass of red Kool-Aid is to a pitcher of authentic sangria.

That's a perfect explanation.

Amen, my friend. Never could stand the stuff. Such an illegitimate substitute

I use Mirlcle Whip in a 'sauce' that is basically a mix or MW and ketchup. Its kind of 1,000 Island-ish. It goes on a warm/broiled/toasted corned beef with swiss on Onion Roll sandwich.

Otherwise, no thinks. MW on its own on a sandwich is nasty.

 

[Sean]

Whatthehellisthat?

https://i.pinimg.com/originals/38/7c/7c/387c7ca45b7daeb923da98e656fedac3.jpg

 

[Saint Peter]

ugliness!

 

[Saint Peter]

My backhoe would smoke it in the quarter mile.

 

[Saint Peter]

Probably has a better stereo in it.

 

[Saint Peter]

And drips half the oil.

 

[Sean]

And drips half the oil.

"If there's no oil under it, there's no oil in it."

I'd love one, but even over here half way decent ones are silly money.

 

[toeskr]

https://scontent-ort2-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/99413163_10220096935045544_3647879324092071936_n.jpg?_nc_cat=105&_nc_sid=8bfeb9&_nc_ohc=R_xDhiGxJ58AX_693LN&_nc_ht=scontent-ort2-1.xx&oh=7212a60f31704f956bd9abcec2947612&oe=5EEF4BA3

Obama would never approve. Obey the cdc guidelines or die.

Isn't this the current dogma?

 

[MorgaineLaFay]

https://i.pinimg.com/originals/38/7c/7c/387c7ca45b7daeb923da98e656fedac3.jpg

Is that one of the new fancy Broncos?

It’s ugly as sin, but I kinda fucking love it.

 

[toeskr]

Is that one of the new fancy Broncos?

It’s ugly as sin, but I kinda fucking love it.

Sean can only afford one lug nut and a mortgage on one mud flap. But he tries hard.

Nice av.

 

[Sean]

Is that one of the new fancy Broncos?

It’s ugly as sin, but I kinda fucking love it.

That is a Land Rover Defender 110. They stopped making them a few years back and the price of second hand ones went through the roof.

 

[MorgaineLaFay]

Well damn, thought that was the new Bronco.
Tried to upload the actual photo but it’s been too many years I can’t remember how the hell to do that.


Well apparently I do remember

 

[Saint Peter]

"Can you tell us about your previous design experience?"

"Yes. I was the lead engineer on the Land Rover Defender 110 Door Hinge Project."






"Oh."

 

[Sean]

"Can you tell us about your previous design experience?"

"Yes. I was the lead engineer on the Land Rover Defender 110 Door Hinge Project."






"Oh."

Hinges on the Defenders are solid. On the Freelanders, though, when they get wet the doors fall off. Some dude on the landy forum a couple of months ago was asking for advice after he locked his keys in his Freelander. My favourite answer was "throw water on it until the doors fall off."

 

[Sean]

Well damn, thought that was the new Bronco.
Tried to upload the actual photo but it’s been too many years I can’t remember how the hell to do that.


Well apparently I do remember

That looks a lot like a Mk2 Land Rover Discovery.

 

[Saint Peter]

Hinges on the Defenders are solid. On the Freelanders, though, when they get wet the doors fall off. Some dude on the landy forum a couple of months ago was asking for advice after he locked his keys in his Freelander. My favourite answer was "throw water on it until the doors fall off."

That is both funny and scary.

 

[Saint Peter]

Well damn, thought that was the new Bronco.
Tried to upload the actual photo but it’s been too many years I can’t remember how the hell to do that.


Well apparently I do remember

Do they make a four wheel drive model???

 

[silver gurl]

I can never sleep. But at least it is wakey wake time. And the weather is good.

 

[spacekowboy]

Just once I'd like to sleep past 5:30am on a weekend.

 

[silver gurl]

I would like to sleep longer than 3 hours.

 

[Wrong Element]

There's a motorcade for the high schoolers who didn't get a graduation ceremony (or the last 1/4 of their allegedly unforgettable senior year experience; I don't remember jack shit about mine), and Chez Element is on the parade loop.

It's too early and too Sunday for festivity.

 

[HarryHill]

..
Dry spot between showers.

 

[butters]

Hellmans = Best Foods.

Same mayo.

hellmans is goodstuff *nods*

 

[MonaLittle]

I love holidays. Today is going to be a great day

 

[MonaLittle]

I said it on IG and posted a live video of the back of my property. Now I’ll say it here. You’d Better love snow if you live where I live, which I absolutely do. Look Ma’- it’s snowing.


Memorial Day Weekend! Yeehaw