Litiquette VI

[Lord Pmann]

Mucous plug is the most disgusting name given to the most disgusting thing I’ve ever heard. Why, oh why?!?

 

[Suz_anne]

Okay, okay... out of all of that... did you not even look at the pictures when you had basic human anatomy type classes?

I can't believe you did not realize that a female's urethra and vagina are separate entities.

Aaaaaaand, blood is probably the best thing you would smell if you witnessed a live birth. Just saying, bloodhound.

 

[Lord Pmann]

Okay, okay... out of all of that... did you not even look at the pictures when you had basic human anatomy type classes?

I can't believe you did not realize that a female's urethra and vagina are separate entities.

Aaaaaaand, blood is probably the best thing you would smell if you witnessed a live birth. Just saying, bloodhound.

I can’t say I did a lot of paying attention in anatomy class. I was more interested in drawing bigger breasts and less hairy vaginas on the pictures in those books. Life sciences can kiss my ass.

I just thought it was all one big conduit from which all the things like pee and blood and babies expel.

Oh god. I don’t even want to know about a live birth. I hear you ladies shit yourself. Unbelievable. Have you no manners?

 

[tnman03]

Okay, okay... out of all of that... did you not even look at the pictures when you had basic human anatomy type classes?

I can't believe you did not realize that a female's urethra and vagina are separate entities.

Aaaaaaand, blood is probably the best thing you would smell if you witnessed a live birth. Just saying, bloodhound.

Ha!!! Preach Suz!!!! And yeah, blood would for certain be the least of the smells.

 

[Suz_anne]

I just thought it was all one big conduit from which all the things like pee and blood and babies expel.

I'm still shocked you're not a gay man.

 

[Lord Pmann]

I'm still shocked you're not a gay man.

I love vaginas. I love them so much, I want to know them only in the context that involves me. No need for me to see some (fill in word here) I can’t unsee.

 

[StacyLeigh]

I will defend Pmann - only slightly. Human anatomy is disgusting. I can’t imagine not being grossed out by mucus plugs, shitting ourselves, and episiotomy.

BUT the melon fucker among us should not be the authority on proper etiquette. Sorry dude.

 

[Trekka]

Pmann. Bruh. You didn’t know the difference between the urethra and the vagina until recently?!

Me *and* the BF just listened to your audio.

Direct quotes from him:
“WHAT THE FUCK?! How much time has he even spent down there?!?”
“Does he even know where the clit is?”
“IT’S CALLED THE PERINEUM!”

(and my personal fave)

Me: I had a grade 3 tear. Almost a 4.
BF: Babe, you’re a fuckin hoss.

 

[tnman03]

Pmann. Bruh. You didn’t know the difference between the urethra and the vagina until recently?!

Me *and* the BF just listened to your audio.

Direct quotes from him:
“WHAT THE FUCK?! How much time has he even spent down there?!?”
“Does he even know where the clit is?”
“IT’S CALLED THE PERINEUM!”

(and my personal fave)

Me: I had a grade 3 tear. Almost a 4.
BF: Babe, you’re a fuckin hoss.

Trekka, tell your BF I was thinking the same thing he commented on and yes I knew that it was the perineum too. And while I didn't know about your birt experience with the tear I do agree with him affirming how badass you are.

 

[Lord Pmann]

Pmann. Bruh. You didn’t know the difference between the urethra and the vagina until recently?!

Me *and* the BF just listened to your audio.

Direct quotes from him:
“WHAT THE FUCK?! How much time has he even spent down there?!?”
“Does he even know where the clit is?”
“IT’S CALLED THE PERINEUM!”

(and my personal fave)

Me: I had a grade 3 tear. Almost a 4.
BF: Babe, you’re a fuckin hoss.

I’ve already explained this to someone else who had this question. I don’t have on my miner’s hat with a flashlight when I was down there that time.

And recently is all relative. It’s recent enough to be embarrassing, if I had any shame. But I don’t. So, I share with you all to bring some joy into your quarantined world. The story of HOW I found out is even better. If you all weren’t such assholes, if share with you.

To answer your BF’s questions:

1. An adequate amount of time.

2. Yes. Duh. Right next to the anus.

3. I’ll trust him on that one.

Don’t say tear. It’s unladylike.

 

[Lord Pmann]

Trekka, tell your BF I was thinking the same thing he commented on and yes I knew that it was the perineum too. And while I didn't know about your birt experience with the tear I do agree with him affirming how badass you are.

Not sure about tnman’s take on licking vaginas. But... These are the words of a man who has spent a LOT of time near the ass. Kissing. And licking.

 

[tnman03]

Not sure about tnman’s take on licking vaginas. But... These are the words of a man who has spent a LOT of time near the ass. Kissing. And licking.

Hey P. You mean you've never rimmed a woman you were with or engaged in anal play or anal sex? Wow!!!! Is your life that sheltered for real???

 

[L3gacy]

Wow, uh this discussion got lively fast.

 

[Lord Pmann]

Hey P. You mean you've never rimmed a woman you were with or engaged in anal play or anal sex? Wow!!!! Is your life that sheltered for real???

I’ve done that many times. How do you think I know where the clit is?

 

[Wild_Honey_66]

Hell for Pmann is just going to be a neverending baby shower.

 

[Wild_Honey_66]

Or a never-ending reel of birthing videos, including water births and all the floating placentas that come with it

And poop.

 

[Trekka]

I’ve already explained this to someone else who had this question. I don’t have on my miner’s hat with a flashlight when I was down there that time.

And recently is all relative. It’s recent enough to be embarrassing, if I had any shame. But I don’t. So, I share with you all to bring some joy into your quarantined world. The story of HOW I found out is even better. If you all weren’t such assholes, if share with you.

To answer your BF’s questions:

1. An adequate amount of time.

2. Yes. Duh. Right next to the anus.

3. I’ll trust him on that one.

Don’t say tear. It’s unladylike.

Maybe you need to put on your miner’s hat and bring a flashlight next time you’re down there. See what’s really goin on.

If you’re lucky, you might even find a g-spot.

Also, define “adequate.”

...I’ll wait.

 

[Lord Pmann]

Or a never-ending reel of birthing videos, including water births and all the floating placentas that come with it

Vile.

And poop.

Also vile.

Maybe you need to put on your miner’s hat and bring a flashlight next time you’re down there. See what’s really goin on.

If you’re lucky, you might even find a g-spot.

Also, define “adequate.”

...I’ll wait.

It was adequate. She said I could stop and I didn’t need to go anymore. She said, “I’m good”.

 

[Wild_Honey_66]

Ftr, there is another name for the mucous plug. It's 'bloody show.'

yw

 

[beachbaby179]

Ftr, there is another name for the mucous plug. It's 'bloody show.'

yw

Yep. Because I'm sure he'll like that term so much better! hahaha

Kidding pmann. We love ya. In an "endless entertainment" sorta way.

 

[Trekka]

Ftr, there is another name for the mucous plug. It's 'bloody show.'

yw

Omg I’d forgotten
If he won’t thank you, then I will.

 

[Wild_Honey_66]

Yep. Because I'm sure he'll like that term so much better! hahaha

You know

Omg I’d forgotten
If he won’t thank you, then I will.

*curtsies deeply*

Shit, we could do a whole ABC thread of pregnant/birthing bodies and hit last page status before bedtime.

 

[Lord Pmann]

Kidding pmann. We love ya. In an "endless entertainment" sorta way.

Nope. You’re just sucking up to hear the tale of when I had my epiphany. I cannot be bought with a few meaningless words of flattery.

It will take quite a few words of flattery.

 

[beachbaby179]

Nope. You’re just sucking up to hear the tale of when I had my epiphany. I cannot be bought with a few meaningless words of flattery.

It will take quite a few words of flattery.

And boobs. I know.

 

[Lord Pmann]

Shit, we could do a whole ABC thread of pregnant/birthing bodies and hit last page status before bedtime.

I’d rather wear TOMS that see this.

Also, notice how AGG got this shit started and she’s nowhere to be found.