Litiquette VI

[Lord Pmann]

I think he's serious.

Of course I'm serious!!!

 

[beachbaby179]

Pmann's dilation rant

https://voca.ro/evI32XlPPXF

Can I just say it's fuckin' hilarious that you are squeamish about pregnancy conversation? I've been following this conversation for a while now and it has just made my day! Two things though:

1. somebody who is 8 cm (yes, cm because the tools they use to measure are in metric) would NOT be at a dinner party casually discussing it. By 8cm you are in some seriously shitty pain.

2. a woman who is going to go through that while the man sits back and holds her hand and watches GETS TO SAY ANY DAMN THING SHE WANTS. I had 10 pound babies. Two of them. Not at the same time - kill me - several years apart. So I think I'm qualified to say.

Rant over. Carry on.

 

[Pervy_Sage]

I watched her do push press with a loaded bar off the blocks in sitting position yesterday. Haha. She’s exceptional.

This sounds like something I wanna watch.

 

[L3gacy]

I watched her do push press with a loaded bar off the blocks in sitting position yesterday. Haha. She’s exceptional.

I know. They are all amazing.
Ugh. Jealousy watching them!!!

 

[Corbal]

I know. They are all amazing.
Ugh. Jealousy watching them!!!

Sam Briggs is another gal that I love to watch. She’s a badass that’s my age keeping up with the younger women. It’s inspiring.

 

[L3gacy]

Sam Briggs is another gal that I love to watch. She’s a badass that’s my age keeping up with the younger women. It’s inspiring.

Yea. I get the age thing and trying to keep up.
Sam is a tank.

I’m obviously a Rich and Matt fan oh and Tia! Sara too!

At 47 I push hard to try and keep up. What kills me is the recover time. Ugh!!!! By weeks end I’m dead. I split my rest days to Thursday’s and Sunday’s. Active rest so I run and do ab work.

 

[blade_rocknut]

I watched her do push press with a loaded bar off the blocks in sitting position yesterday. Haha. She’s exceptional.

One of our coaches used to make us do snatch movement progressions from our knees. That sucked balls.
Cleans, too.

 

[L3gacy]

One of our coaches used to make us do snatch movement progressions from our knees. That sucked balls.
Cleans, too.

lmao. Glad I’m not alone in that sentiment.

I miss the assault bikes since the gym has been closed. Not because I love them but because it’s going to suck getting back on them again

 

[SMNaughtywife]

Pmann's dilation rant

https://voca.ro/evI32XlPPXF

“When you’re nearing expelling the baby...”

Oh for fuck sakes I can’t believe you just said EXPELLING!
Shakes my head at you.

Leaving me speechless, like I really don’t know even what to say.

 

[Wild_Honey_66]

Of course I'm serious!!!

You're killing me. Oh man.

Can I just say it's fuckin' hilarious that you are squeamish about pregnancy conversation? I've been following this conversation for a while now and it has just made my day!

Same.

 

[Wild_Honey_66]

“When you’re nearing expelling the baby...”

Oh for fuck sakes I can’t believe you just said EXPELLING!
Shakes my head at you.

Leaving me speechless, like I really don’t know even what to say.

For an educated man he is surprisingly... uneducated.

 

[Corbal]

Yea. I get the age thing and trying to keep up.
Sam is a tank.

I’m obviously a Rich and Matt fan oh and Tia! Sara too!

At 47 I push hard to try and keep up. What kills me is the recover time. Ugh!!!! By weeks end I’m dead. I split my rest days to Thursday’s and Sunday’s. Active rest so I run and do ab work.

#HWPO

I love them all. Although I do wish Matt were hotter in the face. Haha.

One of our coaches used to make us do snatch movement progressions from our knees. That sucked balls.
Cleans, too.

From the knees for...quickness? Power from the hips? Last night I did one single HPC at 60kgs and thought I was gonna die. I can’t fathom doing that from my knees?!?

 

[beachbaby179]

“When you’re nearing expelling the baby...”

Oh for fuck sakes I can’t believe you just said EXPELLING!
Shakes my head at you.

Leaving me speechless, like I really don’t know even what to say.

I know - you could tell him about the mucus plug. Bet nobody has told him about that yet.

 

[Wild_Honey_66]

I know - you could tell him about the mucus plug. Bet nobody has told him about that yet.

There is so much untapped gold here. Is it my birthday?

 

[blade_rocknut]

#HWPO

I love them all. Although I do wish Matt were hotter in the face. Haha.



From the knees for...quickness? Power from the hips? Last night I did one single HPC at 60kgs and thought I was gonna die. I can’t fathom doing that from my knees?!?

To learn each step and get the timing right without being able to rely on legs. Most people don't use the traps and pull the shoulders up high enough, but from your knees, you have to use them.

 

[tnman03]

“When you’re nearing expelling the baby...”

Oh for fuck sakes I can’t believe you just said EXPELLING!
Shakes my head at you.

Leaving me speechless, like I really don’t know even what to say.

Well, I'd like to see his facial reactions if he ended up being present while a pregnant woman actually had a baby. It's a little apparent that he's not had any advanced first aid or first responder training lately. I wouldn't want to have to assist with any of that now but I did train for it and remembered enough of it to be pretty useful a couple of times with ambulance crews.

 

[L3gacy]

To learn each step and get the timing right without being able to rely on legs. Most people don't use the traps and pull the shoulders up high enough, but from your knees, you have to use them.

So true. You see it a lot with push press. No legs used.

 

[Suz_anne]

Well, I'd like to see his facial reactions if he ended up being present while a pregnant woman actually had a baby.

I would pay real American dollars to watch Pmann witness a live birth of a human baby. That's pure entertainment gold.

 

[SassySheDevil]

Pmann's dilation rant

https://voca.ro/evI32XlPPXF

Another reason I switched to a male Dr as I got further and further along. They stick their fingers in for measuring and with the male. It really is fingers. With the woman, I felt like I was being fisted.

How's that for dinner conversation?

 

[tnman03]

I would pay real American dollars to watch Pmann witness a live birth of a human baby. That's pure entertainment gold.

True that especially if he's right there, not standing across a room or looking through a window.

 

[Trekka]

I have that, still. I’m older, but I’m able to get pregnant. I’m on birth control to prevent that.

I want all his cum. Deep. I want him to lift my legs up to keep it inside me. I want him to push what dribbles out back in.

This is distinctly related to my knock me up fetish, even though now it’s a fantasy only.

We’ve got more than just Fiestaware in common, I see

Even as a guy who went the route to prevent pregnancy, there is something insanely fucking primal and hot about the act of climaxing inside a woman, feeling that hot cum filling her as I pulse inside of her, knowing that is where it is meant to be....knowing that it is mine, and while her pussy is full of me, she's mine in every possible way.

I *may* have a minorly primal breeding fetish, even in my own fantasies...

Well hello.

It sucks. It took a lot of wind out of me, and joy. I felt beautiful, he stopped wanting me. I became MOM.
Like Trekka says, that’s why these guys are all divorced.

That lawyer was worth every penny!

He’s remarried now. To a paraplegic. Seriously. Can’t make this stuff up. So, she’s numb below the waist. I think it’s his dream girl. It just might work for them.

This whole thing confuses me. Why would these men NOT want to?

In retrospect, I realize it was because my ex had a whole lot of kinks and fetishes that he didn’t want to share with me. Which is too bad, because I’m pretty open to mixing things up, even if it’s not my favorite flavor. I’d have played along with most of them- it’s a turn on to turn someone else on.

The other proclivities of his that I just couldn’t get into? Had he been honest about them from the get go then it might’ve been an area where I told him, “Alrighty, bad boy, go spread yer wings with that redhead down yonder.”

Instead, he hid everything from me because he was ashamed (which is a shame) and I’d discover... oh, clothing that wasn’t mine, phone numbers and addresses of other women on scrunched up pieces of paper in the car, sex toys that I had no idea existed (at the time) and upon finding them tossed in the cabinet with the passports? Kinda freaked me out!

It was a lot of unnecessary dishonesty and he, to this day, has an emotional wall up a mile high. It’s sad, wont let anyone in.

Plus I think the secret keeping was part of the kink... ?

And he drank a lot. He just didn’t want me. It didn’t begin like this, but it ended like that.

The only thing you’re lost about is that as a new poster on this thread, you need to catch up and post a hot picture of yourself so all the ladies can ogle you.

I like you.
Live wire!
Look out everyone!

For an educated man he is surprisingly... uneducated.

Oh man. Did today ever take an entertaining turn, or what?

I know - you could tell him about the mucus plug. Bet nobody has told him about that yet.

Also when your water breaks
It’s alotta water

Of course I'm serious!!!

I don’t even know where to start.

First of all: when you’re 10 cm dilated you’re ready to push. If they used British units the nurses would be all, “Oh boy! You’re at 3.937 inches!”

Second of all: I enjoy the fact that you think you’re the authority on what is and isn’t appropriate group conversation.

And to be honest and answer the question, I was very relieved to have my healthy baby in my arms and no longer be sharing a blood supply. I felt pressure to be perfect, and had a lot of fears, because everything I did impacted her.

I also giggle when people say “we” are pregnant. No we aren’t. I am. Enjoy your weed and wine. I’m gonna pretend I like this here mocktail.

But when I was pregnant I actually liked my body *a lot* which I hadn’t really had much experience with before, so I enjoyed that. I felt attractive. I was comfortable in my own skin. —> All the makings of a girl who’s gonna be fun in the sack.

Whew!

Pmann, I wouldn’t expect you to be able to wrap your brain around any of this. Nothing you’ve said today has surprised me or even irritated me.

Just wildly amused me.

 

[Rawhide_101]

I've enjoyed every moment of this thread . . . don't get me wrong! I'm thoroughly impressed with the thoughts and ideas that have been exchanged. There's some quality work being done here.


But I'm going to need more tequila!

Carry on.

 

[Rawhide_101]

I was comfortable in my own skin. —> All the makings of a girl who’s gonna be fun in the sack.

If the only takeaway from this thread (or the internet, for that matter) is this . . . I nominate Trekka for a Nobel award.

 

[Lord Pmann]

https://voca.ro/fGrRgFv0JS9

Sorry... I have been out and about all day and not able to type. So you get to hear my pretty voice.

And fuck all y’all!!!

 

[Lonelywife1205]

https://voca.ro/fGrRgFv0JS9

Sorry... I have been out and about all day and not able to type. So you get to hear my pretty voice.

And fuck all y’all!!!

I’m only half way through listening to this gem, but so far my favorites...

“I’d rather watch my mom blow Kanye”

“That’s right mother fuckers, crackers and juice”

“The first diaper i change will likely be my own”

You always entertain. Comedy gold.
I’m with you on the mucous plug.