Litiquette VI

[Rapha1979]

Today has made me love the ladies on this thread even more than I already did.

Give yourselves a pat on the back!

 

[LurkingPhoenix]

It also makes us insatiable.

As long as there is sufficient hydration, this isn't typically a huge burden to have to meet head-on...

Half-kidding...

 

[Guyblue82]

Also... A breeding fetish is not something I get. Sex without a baby is more my thing.

Is it a breeding fetish if she''s already pregnant?

At that point.... The fetish should be around "do what she wants, before she wants it"... You know, to support the results of the previous process of breeding

Honestly, loved having sex with my wife when she was pregnant, as well as before and after. So in summary....I like sex

 

[Lonelywife1205]

Today has made me love the ladies on this thread even more than I already did.

Give yourselves a pat on the back!

That’s not exactly where i was hoping to be patted.

 

[Rapha1979]

That’s not exactly where i was hoping to be patted.

Behave. Or it’ll be a short, sharp smack on the buttocks for you

 

[L3gacy]

As the only Litequette resident who is admittedly freaked out by the idea... I'll give you my input.

There is another life inside of her belly. That's just strange. I'm not some Earth child guy or whatever. When I hear people say pregnancy is beautiful, I don't get it. It makes women hormonal, crave weird foods, etc. It's just an odd time.

So for me, that's why it's odd to me.

Makes sense as well.

 

[L3gacy]

When I was in my late twenties I got knocked up by the local Pizza joint and the Coca-Cola and Dunkin Donuts Corporations.

I remember catching a glimpse of myself in a store window and seeing my big round belly, my breasts spilling through my T-shirt with estrogen and thinking ‘This doesn’t make me feel hot’ Moreover, there was a giant billboard of Captain America with his rippling abs and bulging biceps reminding me that if I didn’t look like that then society felt I had no value.

At that moment, I realized how easy women have it. They can lose that weight in an afternoon of childbirth, their insurance company pays for it AND then they get months off of work!!! I, on the other hand, had to spend almost a year of disciplined eating, constant exercise and fighting an addiction to enjoyable food.

Oh well, it’s just one more example of the Matriarchy keeping ‘The Man’ down.

Seriously though, from the bottom of my heart, I would just like to say to all the amazing, brave women who work so hard, raise our children, continue our species and provide the world with love, knowledge and kindness that Climate Change is entirely your fault.

DISCLAIMER: The above comments are meant for comedic purposes and should not be taken anally.

Lmao. This is priceless

 

[Rapha1979]

That’s not a very good incentive to behave..just saying.

Damn it. I forget the proclivities of some of you ladies on here!

 

[Lonelywife1205]

Behave. Or it’ll be a short, sharp smack on the buttocks for you

Not exactly a punishment. You clearly don’t know me very well.

 

[Lord Pmann]

Brilliant, HW.

 

[Booboobear84]

Not exactly a punishment. You clearly don’t know me very well.

I don't know, only one slap you might feel teased. Just a thought.

 

[Lord Pmann]

It also makes us insatiable.

So does my charming personality.

*Hi Five*

 

[aussiegeekygal]

So does my charming personality.

*Hi Five*

Don't kid yourself. It's your swollen belly that gets the ladies to swoon.

 

[Lonelywife1205]

On a shallow note, I’m wondering if the protruding belly buttons some women have during pregnancy are a deterrent for men. I know we’ve talked about belly button issues here before...

 

[Guyblue82]

On a shallow note, I’m wondering if the protruding belly buttons some women have during pregnancy are a deterrent for men. I know we’ve talked about belly button issues here before...

For the micro penis segment, it just means there’s one less hole

 

[blade_rocknut]

On a shallow note, I’m wondering if the protruding belly buttons some women have during pregnancy are a deterrent for men. I know we’ve talked about belly button issues here before...

It doesn't bother me.
I'm squarely in the "pregnant can be sexy" camp. In fact, my Crossfit Khaleesi fantasy girl is currently with child, just as attractive as ever.

 

[L3gacy]

Don't kid yourself. It's your swollen belly that gets the ladies to swoon.

Lmao.

 

[Lord Pmann]

I knew you were going to say something like this.

You all would've been upset if I hadn't.

Don't kid yourself. It's your swollen belly that gets the ladies to swoon.

It may be. Maybe the ladies have a pregnant man fetish. I'm rocking that look right now. I just at lunch and I'm looking like 3rd trimester.

 

[Corbal]

It doesn't bother me.
I'm squarely in the "pregnant can be sexy" camp. In fact, my Crossfit Khaleesi fantasy girl is currently with child, just as attractive as ever.

Ugh, I love Annie. She’s my fav too. And she’s fucking gorgeous.

 

[Lord Pmann]

Pmann's dilation rant

https://voca.ro/evI32XlPPXF

 

[Wild_Honey_66]

Pmann's dilation rant

https://voca.ro/evI32XlPPXF

I think he's serious.

 

[blade_rocknut]

Ugh, I love Annie. She’s my fav too. And she’s fucking gorgeous.

Her Instagram is fapworthy.

 

[Corbal]

Her Instagram is fapworthy.

Is it pathetic that I watch her workout every day and stare at her belly? Like how does she still have abs?!

 

[L3gacy]

Is it pathetic that I watch her workout every day and stare at her belly? Like how does she still have abs?!

Nope. Not at all.

 

[Corbal]

Nope. Not at all.

I watched her do push press with a loaded bar off the blocks in sitting position yesterday. Haha. She’s exceptional.