Hello From My Englishness

[AlliaP]

So lovely to see you... I’ve missed you.

I’m eating too much through sheer fucking boredom.... I find it difficult to get out due to small child so we’ve started with Joe wicks. I’m keener than she is. Sadly I’m working from home while simultaneously home schooling... it’s a great great joy as you can imagine. My job is very specialist and poncy and it’s all ground to a halt... I’d love to be out and about just for the variety. I miss getting my early train... now who would imagine they’d ever be saying that?

Tragically Joe clashes with my first regular meeting of the day but I have a feeling he would annoy me immensely... too chipper... I need a more realistic fitness coach...

I miss solitude... the introvert in me needs time alone, had to do a three hour round trip to drop mother in laws groceries off when I failed to get a delivery a couple of weeks ago... it was bliss, just me and cheesy 80s tunes for three whole hours... other half wants to know if I’m likely to work from home more when this is over, fuck that for a game of marbles... I am desperate for an evening alone... and my London...

You should swap notes with Ruthie on homeschooling... he’s probably got it all sussed...

 

[mr_d_w]

other half wants to know if I’m likely to work from home more when this is over, fuck that for a game of marbles... I am desperate for an evening alone... and my London...

Agree 100%. As much as I like not having to get out of bed earlier to get the train, I can't think of another time in my adult life where I've been in one place for so damn long. Get me outta here

 

[Spiritedlady]

Tragically Joe clashes with my first regular meeting of the day but I have a feeling he would annoy me immensely... too chipper... I need a more realistic fitness coach...

I miss solitude... the introvert in me needs time alone, had to do a three hour round trip to drop mother in laws groceries off when I failed to get a delivery a couple of weeks ago... it was bliss, just me and cheesy 80s tunes for three whole hours... other half wants to know if I’m likely to work from home more when this is over, fuck that for a game of marbles... I am desperate for an evening alone... and my London...

You should swap notes with Ruthie on homeschooling... he’s probably got it all sussed...

God three hour road trip sounds fantastic. I’ve been having a bit of an 80s nostalgia binge this week too although weirdly no Duran Duran who I was mad about at the time. I thought some of it held up really well... loving Wishing by A flock of Seagulls. I’m not sure the hairdo / ski goggles combo has stood the test of time but the song has. I managed a quick trip into town and blasted We will always love you by The Avalanches which is a happy, trippy song for a summers day. I’ll quit with the music recommendations lest people die of boredom.

I’m very grateful for my garden and my manky old greenhouse which has been put back into service. I’m grateful for Alys Fowler and Monty Don ( I mean who doesn’t love Monty Don) and new kid on the block Huw Richards. I’m grateful for the best spring weather for about a decade. . I’m grateful for good chocolate ( not you Cadbury’s you can sit down) and elastic waist trousers. I’m grateful for jigsaw puzzles and brain training. I’m grateful for Riverford veg boxes and the introduction to wild garlic (even if you’ve given me beetroot). I could go on but it would end up rather smaltzy. Tell me yours!!!

 

[enigma3]

So lovely to see you... I’ve missed you.

I’m eating too much through sheer fucking boredom.... I find it difficult to get out due to small child so we’ve started with Joe wicks. I’m keener than she is. Sadly I’m working from home while simultaneously home schooling... it’s a great great joy as you can imagine. My job is very specialist and poncy and it’s all ground to a halt... I’d love to be out and about just for the variety. I miss getting my early train... now who would imagine they’d ever be saying that?

I think theres far to much swearing coming from the ladies of Erotica these days.

 

[AlliaP]

I think theres far to much swearing coming from the ladies of Erotica these days.

Fuck the fuck off - thank you kindly,

* too much not to much...
* there’s not theres

I rarely correct grammar but if you are going to be a cunt, what’s a lady to do?

 

[AlliaP]

God three hour road trip sounds fantastic. I’ve been having a bit of an 80s nostalgia binge this week too although weirdly no Duran Duran who I was mad about at the time. I thought some of it held up really well... loving Wishing by A flock of Seagulls. I’m not sure the hairdo / ski goggles combo has stood the test of time but the song has. I managed a quick trip into town and blasted We will always love you by The Avalanches which is a happy, trippy song for a summers day. I’ll quit with the music recommendations lest people die of boredom.

I’m very grateful for my garden and my manky old greenhouse which has been put back into service. I’m grateful for Alys Fowler and Monty Don ( I mean who doesn’t love Monty Don) and new kid on the block Huw Richards. I’m grateful for the best spring weather for about a decade. . I’m grateful for good chocolate ( not you Cadbury’s you can sit down) and elastic waist trousers. I’m grateful for jigsaw puzzles and brain training. I’m grateful for Riverford veg boxes and the introduction to wild garlic (even if you’ve given me beetroot). I could go on but it would end up rather smaltzy. Tell me yours!!!

Ha! Same!

Riverford wild garlic...

And courgettes, toms and cucumbers potted out (I don’t have a greenhouse but they got a good start on my kitchen windowsill...)

Mostly I am looking forward to fried stuffed courgette flowers eaten with Italian wine so I can pretend I am anywhere but here which may not be the healthiest way to get my five-a-day...

 

[MrDevereaux]

Fuck the fuck off - thank you kindly,

* too much not to much...
* there’s not theres

I rarely correct grammar but if you are going to be a cunt, what’s a lady to do?

This is the kind of post that will result in that mountain of Kleenex being rapidly depleted! Love you, Allia ... good to see you back.

Yes. Agreed

 

[londoner2]

Ha! Same!

Riverford wild garlic...

And courgettes, toms and cucumbers potted out (I don’t have a greenhouse but they got a good start on my kitchen windowsill...)

Mostly I am looking forward to fried stuffed courgette flowers eaten with Italian wine so I can pretend I am anywhere but here which may not be the healthiest way to get my five-a-day...

I am fortunate to have wild garlic aplenty in the woods amongst the bluebells!

 

[Polranny]

Ha! Same!

Riverford wild garlic...

And courgettes, toms and cucumbers potted out (I don’t have a greenhouse but they got a good start on my kitchen windowsill...)

Mostly I am looking forward to fried stuffed courgette flowers eaten with Italian wine so I can pretend I am anywhere but here which may not be the healthiest way to get my five-a-day...

So much to look forward to! Because I'm shielded I just look forward to a walk in the country, a trip to the offie, a pint of draught guiness, even to collecting my own prescription.
It will end ........it has to!

 

[enigma3]

Fuck the fuck off - thank you kindly,

* too much not to much...
* there’s not theres

I rarely correct grammar but if you are going to be a cunt, what’s a lady to do?

hahahahahahahha. Ok Bare knuckle fist fight to the death.........i was fucking joking with my first comment. oh dear

 

[enigma3]

This is the kind of post that will result in that mountain of Kleenex being rapidly depleted! Love you, Allia ... good to see you back.

Yes. Agreed

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[MatureChattyMann]

I am fortunate to have wild garlic aplenty in the woods amongst the bluebells!

They look perfect, and on this occasion I really do mean vegetables. I've been gathering wild garlic too, delicious with mushrooms cooked in butter.

I have lots of stuff planted and watering like crazy in this strangest of springs.

 

[AlliaP]

hahahahahahahha. Ok Bare knuckle fist fight to the death.........i was fucking joking with my first comment. oh dear

I may possibly have missed your sarcasm... in my defence I am out of touch with who’s who round here...

Plus twats that talk like that do exist here...

My use of cunt has been frowned upon on more than one occasion... by mother fuckers sharing rape content or little girl fantasies... but somehow four little letters is more offensive than that... I’m not a shut up and smile sweetly type, you might have noticed...

Anyway, carry on...

 

[enigma3]

I may possibly have missed your sarcasm... in my defence I am out of touch with who’s who round here...

Plus twats that talk like that do exist here...

My use of cunt has been frowned upon on more than one occasion... by mother fuckers sharing rape content or little girl fantasies... but somehow four little letters is more offensive than that... I’m not a shut up and smile sweetly type, you might have noticed...

Anyway, carry on...

Firstly rape should be treated as murder and i would gladly string the cunt up or give him a good kicking......and i have a daughter (simply).....i would track them down and a shallow grave would follow. (ps) can we still have a stripped to the waist fight or at least a Baked bean bath tub cuddle. we could both wear gimp suits is you wish (ps) i sent you a rose because it would piss you off. your's everard xxxxxx (pps) sorry for my lack of grammer and spelling but i'm drinking English cider

 

[AlliaP]

Firstly rape should be treated as murder and i would gladly string the cunt up or give him a good kicking......and i have a daughter (simply).....i would track them down and a shallow grave would follow. (ps) can we still have a stripped to the waist fight or at least a Baked bean bath tub cuddle. we could both wear gimp suits is you wish (ps) i sent you a rose because it would piss you off. your's everard xxxxxx (pps) sorry for my lack of grammer and spelling but i'm drinking English cider

Bless your cotton socks bab, given my lit scraps, it takes more than a rose to piss me off...

Enjoy your English cider... I’m on Spanish red because I’m doing my other half a spag Bol got tea, and if there is any upside for a veggie cooking mince, it’s surely that I can match the red that goes in the pot... and yes that is a beer glass but Brewdog’s fiercely independent forever has become my favourite glass...

Anywhos - I bow out of this, I didn’t come back for arguments with strangers, x

 

[Spiritedlady]

Fuck the fuck off - thank you kindly,

* too much not to much...
* there’s not theres

I rarely correct grammar but if you are going to be a cunt, what’s a lady to do?

Ha ha. Oh I can’t tell you how happy this makes me to have AP leaping to my defence. Ooh the little scrapes we got ourselves into back up in the day. I find it rather funny to be considered a lady... I mean I’m so fucking badly behaved. I mean not as badly behaved as I want to be you understand but I have the moments.
I think of myself as a woman... finally.

I’ve got a big birthday coming up in June... if we’re still in lockdown I don’t know what I’ll do?

AP don’t go I need you x

 

[AlliaP]

Ha ha. Oh I can’t tell you how happy this makes me to have AP leaping to my defence. Ooh the little scrapes we got ourselves into back up in the day. I find it rather funny to be considered a lady... I mean I’m so fucking badly behaved. I mean not as badly behaved as I want to be you understand but I have the moments.
I think of myself as a woman... finally.

I’ve got a big birthday coming up in June... if we’re still in lockdown I don’t know what I’ll do?

AP don’t go I need you x

Mine’s late May, I was supposed to be on hollibobs - joint zoom party?, it’s what the kids are doing (probably...)

https://youtu.be/WBUxinJhntk

 

[AngelicaS1780]

Lol. Well I check in from time to time. I’m finding life a little “ samey “. Is it just me?
One of the main problems is I’m never never alone. My daughter told me I spend too long in the bathroom....I told her I was hiding from her. Was that cruel of me?

You were just practicing the way of absolute candor.

We was sheltered but now isolated for 14 days. Unfortunately had to take my son to A&E yesterday for an emergency procedure to replace his gastrostomy tube. As we have been into the hospital building and he has had a surgical procedure we have to isolate. Ho Hum.

I am sorry to hear about your son needing a procedure. I hope that he's healing well. Sending a virtual hug to you in isolation.

Tragically Joe clashes with my first regular meeting of the day but I have a feeling he would annoy me immensely... too chipper... I need a more realistic fitness coach...

I miss solitude... the introvert in me needs time alone, had to do a three hour round trip to drop mother in laws groceries off when I failed to get a delivery a couple of weeks ago... it was bliss, just me and cheesy 80s tunes for three whole hours... other half wants to know if I’m likely to work from home more when this is over, fuck that for a game of marbles... I am desperate for an evening alone... and my London....

It wasn't until I read this response that I realized I had read "John" Wicks instead of "Joe Wicks". I thought SL was talking about watching the John Wick movies with her young daughter...and found that to be an interesting parenting choice.

As far as being an introvert goes, I went to the shops last Friday despite the rain and not being in dire need of anything, knowing that, if there were long lines, I could just sit in the car by myself for an hour and read...in silence. If the lines cleared or the rain stopped, fine. If not, I would just bag the shopping and go home. I just had to be out of the apartment and *alone*.

God three hour road trip sounds fantastic. I’ve been having a bit of an 80s nostalgia binge this week too although weirdly no Duran Duran who I was mad about at the time. I thought some of it held up really well... loving Wishing by A flock of Seagulls. I’m not sure the hairdo / ski goggles combo has stood the test of time but the song has. I managed a quick trip into town and blasted We will always love you by The Avalanches which is a happy, trippy song for a summers day. I’ll quit with the music recommendations lest people die of boredom.

I was such a Duranie. John was my favorite. How about you?

I think theres far to much swearing coming from the ladies of Erotica these days.

A bold choice, even if kidding. We'll put the sailors to shame.

This is the kind of post that will result in that mountain of Kleenex being rapidly depleted! Love you, Allia ... good to see you back.

I almost forgot about your AP swearing kink.

I am fortunate to have wild garlic aplenty in the woods amongst the bluebells!

Am I the only one who automatically thinks of Broadchurch at the mention of bluebells? As that means I then automatically think of David Tennant, I am not complaining.

So much to look forward to! Because I'm shielded I just look forward to a walk in the country, a trip to the offie, a pint of draught guiness, even to collecting my own prescription.

Or simply being home alone???

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I believe I answered this in an above reply.

 

[AlliaP]

A) John Wick as my fitness coach would be amazing... he’d need to take his top off obviously.... I’ve always had a thing for Keanu...

B) is AP swearing a kink? Can I make money out of it? Sounds way more fun than my current job... I can dig out my Xena corset and just say cunt a lot... if it’s tight enough the cunts may be said with meaning... but let’s be clear, I’m a woman that likes to eat... there’s a reason no one saw the back of that corset... it was never too tight...

C) boldest thing about enigma is that he chose to call himself enigma- big boots to fill... I thought I was bold naming myself after a Roman slave that won her freedom but most people didn’t know or care about her... but enigma... you gotta own a name like that...

 

[Beth87]

Hi..sorry to intrude i just didn't realise there was such an english thread hiding in here.

good evening, from a fellow englishwoman

 

[Spiritedlady]

Hi..sorry to intrude i just didn't realise there was such an english thread hiding in here.

good evening, from a fellow englishwoman

Hello there .... it’s not English as such although there are lots of Brits on it. It’s very long running and started as a personal ad back in the day. You’re very welcome though.

 

[Hurricane78]

Hello there .... it’s not English as such although there are lots of Brits on it. It’s very long running and started as a personal ad back in the day. You’re very welcome though.

Who posted the personal? Did they get what they wanted?

 

[Beth87]

Hello there .... it’s not English as such although there are lots of Brits on it. It’s very long running and started as a personal ad back in the day. You’re very welcome though.

Thank you Well the hit of english feels pretty strong from where i usually find myself. Reminds me of when i first land after being in US for a week. Don't notice necessarily missing it but when i land i am relieved to hear the accent again

 

[Spiritedlady]

Who posted the personal? Did they get what they wanted?

Holy shit! There must be something in the water.... all the old names are making a reappearance. Hellllllooooooo Hurricane.

I can’t even remember his name.... shit it must be an age thing. He got locked out of Lit somehow and we took over. There have been many manifestations.

 

[AlliaP]

Holy shit! There must be something in the water.... all the old names are making a reappearance. Hellllllooooooo Hurricane.

I can’t even remember his name.... shit it must be an age thing. He got locked out of Lit somehow and we took over. There have been many manifestations.

Londongent? I can remember his actual name, not lit handle... He got to speak to me (which I never do) but I agreed to take one for the team to determine he was quality personal material...

I somewhat freaked to realise he and I probably walked past each other most lunch breaks so that was that...