Litiquette VI

[blade_rocknut]

I'd rather a VPL than a moose knuckle

AHA! False dichotomy, my dear!

 

[StacyLeigh]

I'd rather a VPL than a moose knuckle

Ha! I spend most of my time around cyclists...I've become desensitized.

But no...never a VPL.

 

[aussiegeekygal]

AHA! False dichotomy, my dear!

Is it, though?

And yes, kinda joking, but also kinda borderline maybe not?!

 

[blade_rocknut]

Is it, though?

And yes, kinda joking, but also kinda borderline maybe not?!

Well...there is this invention they call the "thong", or "G string" (most conflate the two, but they're each their own for sure)...either is as apt a defense against the dreaded moose knuckle as panties from granny to Tanga...but without the rear facing road map in the aforementioned jeggings from Hot Topic.

For you ladies, there are also seamless, disappearing edge sorts of things which are quite covert in their existence, but do a horrible job of containing all the parts I need contained, hence personal experience is limited. I doubt they are all that effective at hiding one's hatchet wound, either.

 

[Lord Pmann]

I’ve never understood the disdain for a panty line. Like, if they’re all bunched and shit, I get that. But not a regular panty line. It’s just not that big of a deal to me.

I guess I’ll just be wearing my men’s Brooks Brothers wardrobe until I die.

 

[StacyLeigh]

I’ve never understood the disdain for a panty line. Like, if they’re all bunched and shit, I get that. But not a regular panty line. It’s just not that big of a deal to me.

I guess I’ll just be wearing my men’s Brooks Brothers wardrobe until I die.

Nice humblebrag, bro...

Worrying about panty lines is just one of a long list of things women concern themselves with that men never even notice or care about.

 

[stu_gats_2000]

Nice humblebrag, bro...

Worrying about panty lines is just one of a long list of things women concern themselves with that men never even notice or care about.

We notice and care to notice... or guess what is under when we cannot see the lines

 

[aussiegeekygal]

For the record I don't give a shit about VPL.
I hate wearing thongs and I'll be damned if I'm going to be uncomfortable for the sake of other's approval. Their opinion is none of my damned business.

 

[StacyLeigh]

For the record I don't give a shit about VPL.
I hate wearing thongs and I'll be damned if I'm going to be uncomfortable for the sake of other's approval. Their opinion is none of my damned business.

I do care, but it's a personal perference (or neurosis?). But I agree about thongs - they are the most uncomfortable and worthless piece of undergarments - so no thanks!.

 

[parker77]

I am so not worried what a woman has on underneath her pants/slacks. I think VPL is a something girls call out other girls for. I have never once said, "Wow, what a nice ass, but that VPL is gross." And, yeah, I knew what VPL was without google or the urban dictionary, cause I'm listenin' when nobody thinks I am.

 

[Guyblue82]

I do care, but it's a personal perference (or neurosis?). But I agree about thongs - they are the most uncomfortable and worthless piece of undergarments - so no thanks!.

In an effort to relate, I stuck a piece of floss between my teeth and left it there...... it’s now fucking killing me

 

[hotwords229_A]

There's some unpacking to do here...

Don’t worry it’s not that big.

 

[aussiegeekygal]

Don’t worry it’s not that big.

#mood

https://66.media.tumblr.com/e8655114d6f871aca9103dbeddd4b1c0/tumblr_mip7guNDME1r3k6rso1_400.jpg

 

[Lord Pmann]

I hear about the VPL thing only from girls. I’ve just never heard it called VPL.

It just isn’t gross to me. Who knew that women wore knickers? Well, except for the whores.

I can never understand the things with which women will find fault. We often hear tales of how women cannot measure up to the ideals of beauty and perfection set forth by men. I would argue those pale in comparison to the unachievable standards women set for themselves.

 

[aussiegeekygal]

I hear about the VPL thing only from girls. I’ve just never heard it called VPL.

It just isn’t gross to me. Who knew that women wore knickers? Well, except for the whores.

I can never understand the things with which women will find fault. We often hear tales of how women cannot measure up to the ideals of beauty and perfection set forth by men. I would argue those pale in comparison to the unachievable standards women set for themselves.

Small correction: what the patriarchy set for us (and we buy into it and perpetuate it).

 

[blade_rocknut]

For the record I don't give a shit about VPL.
I hate wearing thongs and I'll be damned if I'm going to be uncomfortable for the sake of other's approval. Their opinion is none of my damned business.

I can't for the life of me understand the disdain for thongs. That's literally 1/2 of my underwear drawer; the rest occupied by less appealing bikinis and then the lowly spandex boxer briefs which thwart thigh chafing on those swamp ass Florida days.

Yeah, I've tried some thongs that were horrible, but I find them a degree of magnitude less intrusive than any other type of underpinnings when they've gone awry.

 

[Trekka]

I think one of the things women seek is a sense of safety and security.

^this. well, for me at least.

but it varies as to what attributes make me feel safe and secure. flash a face shot and combine it with a salary... that’s interesting. there’s more to it than that tho.

i’ve felt very unsafe before, despite a man having a comfy income. and very secure with a man whose credit score was basically 0. ...namely because he was assertive and physically protective. and i smelled ambition. i knew the money would get better. and it did.

depends on the circumstances. needs change over time.

i think the smell test surpasses all of ^that data.

interestingly, as my ex became increasing unstable, i began despising the way he smelled. did the pheromones change? or my receptors? and that relationship was never clouded by hormonal birth control (fascinating, Aussie!).

And thongs: yes
Unintentional VPL: no.
Intentional VPL is different.

I’m still torn on moose knuckle. It’s context dependent.

 

[aussiegeekygal]

I can't for the life of me understand the disdain for thongs. That's literally 1/2 of my underwear drawer; the rest occupied by less appealing bikinis and then the lowly spandex boxer briefs which thwart thigh chafing on those swamp ass Florida days.

Yeah, I've tried some thongs that were horrible, but I find them a degree of magnitude less intrusive than any other type of underpinnings when they've gone awry.

Has your inner labia been red raw?

 

[blade_rocknut]

Has your inner labia been red raw?

Ummmm, no....but as a student of the feminine anatomy, I can't figure how a well fitting rhongb has anything to do with that. Methinks maybe the jeggings were in play.?

 

[default24]

Small correction: what the patriarchy set for us (and we buy into it and perpetuate it).

Hooray for being a man!!!

 

[aussiegeekygal]

Hooray for being a man!!!

Oh, it has fucked up image standards for dudes, too.

 

[parker77]

Oh, it has fucked up image standards for dudes, too.

Popeye doesn’t give a fuck.

 

[85Ironman]

I guess I’ll just be wearing my men’s Brooks Brothers wardrobe until I die.

Nice humblebrag, bro...

A page devoted to VPL, thongs, and g-strings. But this exchange is what stands out.

 

[aussiegeekygal]

Popeye doesn’t give a fuck.

 

[Lord Pmann]

A page devoted to VPL, thongs, and g-strings. But this exchange is what stands out.

Fan of Brooks Brothers, eh?

When have I humbelbragged? I brag brag. That’s my style.